Beidou: ok but this is srsly creeping me out
Aether: Lumine I'm sorry but I don't think I can sleep properly tonight
Amber: what's wrong
Keqing: there's this new kid in our class
Beidou: her family runs a funeral parlor
Jean: I don't see the problem there?
Beidou: all she does in class is promoting her coffins
Amber: oh
Lumine: how tho
Keqing: she said she has coupons for us
Keqing: and said all mortals are her clients
Beidou: she even asked if we're poor in health so she can make preparations beforehand
Aether: I'm getting goosebumps
Ganyu added Hutao to don't lose your pen
Aether: uh oh
Amber: that her?
Hutao: Hello! Interested in our business? Oh, do you have siblings? We're currently having a sale, half price for the second person~
Xiao: yes please
Jean: what-
Venti: YAHOO
Kaeya: wow that was the longest class ever
Jean: that's what happens when you don't pay attention
Diluc: why am I caught up in this too
Amber: well the teacher just generalize boys so yeah
Venti: anywaysssss
Venti: what's in for today?
Keqing: we have a new student
Venti: oya?
Kaeya: show yourself!
Hutao: Oh? More clients!
Venti: huh
Kaeya: pardon??
Beidou: no
Xiao: yes
Amber: xiao why
Xiao: I support her business
Lumine: what
Ningguang: xiao was the only one unbothered by her business promotion
Beidou: he looks interested in it too
Diluc: what's going on
Jean: the liyue class has a new student name Hutao
Diluc: so?
Amber: her family runs a funeral parlor
Amber: and she promotes the business in class
Xiao: @Hutao lmk when my order is ready
Jean: what--
Hutao: Sure thing!
Venti: did xiao just order a coffin or something
Xiao: yes
Venti: what why are you dying or what
Xiao: just so you know
Xiao: I'm still not over that conversation
Kaeya: what conversation
Amber: which one
Venti: huh
Lumine: lol
Aether: chat can we get an f for venti
Lumine: f
Jean: f
Ganyu: f
Lisa: f
Keqing: f
Ningguang: f
Beidou: f
Amber: OH
Amber: f
Venti: wait no what I don't understand
Venti: are you talking about the video I shared
Xiao: what else
Venti: WAIT PLS NO
Hutao: @Xiao I'm at your door open up!
Xiao: coming
Diluc: hm
Keqing: shall we see him off?
Venti: WAIT XIAO PLS NO
Venti: I CAN EXPLAIN
Xiao: open your door before I break it
Albedo: why is the boys' dorm so noisy
Venti: WAIT IM NOT READY YET PLS NOT THE COFFIN NOT THE COFFIN
Kaeya: HANG IN THERE BRO IM COMING TO SAVE U
Xiao: done
Keqing: "Venti is typing"
Diluc: guess he couldn't say his last words
Venti: hey guys I'm back
Keqing: that was quick
Venit: it looks cool ngl
Jean: what is
LIsa: the coffin?
Kaeya: yeah I saw it
Kaeya: it was cool
Amber: cool as in like the pattern or the temperature?
Venti: both
Lumine: Aether is dying from nightmares
Hutao: Oh! Would you like to choose one from my store? We can get you a customized one too!
Lisa: is no one telling her that she is the source of aether's nightmares?
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Teyvat Academy: Chaos
FanfictionGenshin Impact Highschool AU absolutely no plot or whatsoever, just them being chaotic in their group chat.
