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Venti: do u guys believe in alt unis???

Keqing: why is it everytime there's a conversation in this gc it's always u

Venti: that does not answer my question >:(

Yoimiya: we arent even in uni yet and ure bringing up alt uni???

Lumine: alternate universe

Yae: "yet" lmao more like never

Venti: nywys my point is....................

Lumine: ur point is ure gonna get jean mad at u again for ruining the class reputation

Venti: NAWWW LISTEN

Amber: cant hear u we're texting

Venti: SO IVE BEEN THINKING...

Kaeya: U THINK??? first time bro first time

Kaeya: im proud of u broo

Venti: bro......

Venti: ANYWAYS SO LIKE

Kaeya: yes bro continue bro

Venti: yk how xiao is so mean to me right :(( what if he actually loved me in another universe !!

Xiao: loved killing u yeah

Venti: SEE

Venti: MEANIE >:(

Hutao: HUAHHSDGAHAS

Hutao: DOES THAT MEAN I HAVE MORE BUSINESS THERE!?

Aether: venti...

Aether: when are u... gonna open the door...

Venti: alexa how do i opent he door to the alternate universe

Kazuha: the restaurant door, young sire

Venti: OH I FORGOT

Keqing: yall working on a school day???

Aether: need that money

Ningguang: so true

Keqing: ningguang pls for the love of the archons stop selling ur old stuff unreasonably high

Ningguang: not as high as kazuha

Kazuha: maybe try listening to the wind next time

Ningguang: see? high.

Venti: bc hes flying up high with the wind!

Keqing: maybe ure high too

Venti: EXCUSE ME???

Xiao: u are excused

Yanfei: alternate universe where venti isnt bullied when

Keqing: i thought ure a lawyer, try twisting the law of the world maybe

Yanfei: *legal advisor.

Beidou: whats the difference anyway still part of the law

Yanfei: ure talking back to the great legal advisor???

Venti: typical asian mom response okay anyways

Hutao: YANYAN IS A MOM!?!??!?!?!??!?!

Kaeya: BIG NEWS OMG WHOS UR KIDS

Yanfei: why am i here again

Xiao: been asking myself the same question on a daily basis

Aether: emo xiao strikes again!

Zhongli: my son, get over your emo phase already.

Lumine: what the hell zhongli

Amber: i refuse to believe my eyes

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