Venti: omg
Kaeya: what
Keqing: not again
Xiao: what's the topic of the chaos this time
Venti: perfect timing xiao
Lisa: I have a bad feeling about this
Lumine: always has been
Keqing: no I'm not going along with your fun venti
Venti: oh come on!
Venti: none of you will regret coming to my talk show today
Diluc: get to the damn point
Venti: okok hold on it's uploading
Venti: xiaommd.mp4
Xiao: who
Xiao: the heck
Xiao: put this
Xiao: public
Lumine: wow
Aether: very cool xiao very cool
Ganyu: I didn't know he could dance
Xiao: answer me @Venti
Jean: now this is news to me
Keqing: idk what to feel about this
Venti: I found it on the internet duh
Venti: user almondtofuyum posted it
Beidou: wowowow we have a dancer in our class??
Ningguang: @Venti how much?
Venti: wdym
Keqing: ningguang don't tell me you're gonna buy that video and resell it for like 10 times the price
Ningguang: why not
Jean: I'm sorry... what?
Ningguang: it's profit, that's how I earn
Jean: No, no that's not what I meant
Xiao: take down that post rn or all that awaits you is regret
Venti: I have more
Kaeya: send it
Venti: albedommd.mp4
Venti: @Albedo
Amber: ohhh my-
Lumine: wow
Aether: that nerd is actually dancing
Albedo: don't interrupt me while I'm experimenting
Kaeya: u mean d a n c I n g ~
Albedo: what
Sucrose: Albedo, I never knew you were into this...
Lisa: scroll up
Ningguang: @Venti how much for that
Venti: hmmm let me get my calculator rq
Albedo: wait no
Albedo: that's-
Kaeya: nah bro no need to explain yourself
Kaeya: we know it
Kaeya: you're really good in dancing I see
Venti: @Ningguang 50k mora
Beidou: yooo that's the price of my ship model
Ningguang: deal
Kaeya: ayo fellow captain aye aye
Beidou: aye
Venti: oh do you want xiao's too?
Xiao: no
Ningguang: yes
Xiao: don't u dare
Venti: that'll be 250k mora
Xiao: what
Ningguang: dm me ur acc no.
Venti: aight one second
Keqing: what
Ganyu: 250k mora I'm
Lisa: Xiao's video worths so much
Venti: twice the price of 50k wdym
Keqing: you and your math
Lumine: sigh
Aether: everytime you sigh you age 7 years
Lumine: oh yeah? them I must be over a thousand by now then
Venti: I added the 2 in front cuz it's double of it I pay attention to classes
Diluc: that sentence of yours is enough to say you did not even listen a single word
Amber: how did you even pass your math test
Venti: no I have the formula in my head you see
Lumine: tell us
Venti: 2a=2 x a
Jean: oh
Jean: I think I get it now
Venti: see? jean says I'm right
Diluc: she never said that
Keqing: so is no one telling him or what?
Venti: I replaced the a with numbers and put the 2 in front I'm right
Keqing: my head hurts
Xiao: please
Xiao: just take away that video already
Venti: never <3
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Venti didn't just find Xiao and Albedo's MMD dw there's more to come in future chapters
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Teyvat Academy: Chaos
FanfictionGenshin Impact Highschool AU absolutely no plot or whatsoever, just them being chaotic in their group chat.
