xiao's humor

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Jean: we're just lucky today's math teacher is a substitute, but pls do your homework next time, Venti

Venti: mkmk sure

Venti: anyways

Venti: i was reading something earlier and apparently 6ft ppl exist???

Amber: isnt that childe 6 ft

Lumine: @Zhongli too

Zhongli: Yes?

Lumine: are u 6ft tall

Zhongli: The last time I checked, yes.

Venti: COOL

Venti: i wanna like yk hv some shapeshifting ability someday

Venti: and then become 6ft

Xiao: 6ft underground?

Amber: LMAOOOO

Venti: NAURRR XIAO WHY ARE U ALWAYS SO MEAN :((

Hutao: DID SOMEBODY SAY COFFIN??

Aether: im still not over that nightmare i got when hutao first came

Hutao: WOULD U PREFER TO SLEEP IN THE COFFIN INSTEAD?!

Aether: no wth

Aether: take a hint take a hint

Venti: what about "no" don't you get

Kaeya: so go and tell ur friends

Itto: IM NOT REALLY INTERESTED

Aether: its about time that ure leaving

Venti: im gonna count to three

Lumine: yall did not just start a whole karaoke

Kaeya: oh we sure did

Lisa: oh they sure did

Lisa: anywayssssssssssss

Lisa: ladies, i brewed some tea, come over?

Lisa: hutao dear do u drink tea

Hutao: TEA AS IN "I CANT GET TEAOUT"

Xiao: u hv tea in coffins?

Hutao: CUSTOMIZABLE

Xiao: sure

Venti: who is it this time

Xiao: fulfilling ur wish

Venti: WHAT DID I EVEN WISH FOR

Venti: ARE U A GENIE???

Lumine: ur 6ft wish lmao

Yoimiya: im lost hold on can someone explain??

Kazuha: xiao is a genie

Venti: XIAO THE GENIE WOOOO

Hutao: VENTI WHAT TEA DO U LIKE

Venti: HUH

Venti: uhhhh

Venti: dandelion??

Diluc: speaking of dandelions, venti, were u the one who stole the wines?

Venti: nope !!

Aether: lying is bad for u venven

Kazuha: ur name will be, pinnochio!

Venti: fAthER whEn cAn i LeAvE tO bE on My oWn ive Got thE wHoLe wORld to sEe

Jean: enough chatting, do your homework

Venti: awww no fun :(

Ganyu: tmrw is a saturday

Keqing: if u didnt procrastinate, u would be free on weekends

Yoimiya: so true so true

Yoimiya: who r u anyway

Kazuha: the stduent council member

Yoimiya: THAT KEQING????

Yoimiya: THAT KEQING HAS INSTAGRAM???

Keqing: not this again

Ganyu: is this conversation going to be the part 2 of when keqing was added to the gc

Xiao: when i welcomed her to this hell? yeah

Thoma: wait what

Thoma: THAT keqing???

Keqing: whats the big deal anyway

Keqing: im human too

Lumine: its bc its u...

Itto: OMG WHAT IM WATCHED BY THE STUDENT COUNCIL ALL THIS TIME???

Jean: ...

Diluc: jean is literally the president of the student council

Lumine: jean isnt scary

Aether: ...

Kazuha: haha well about that

Lumine: what

Xiao: i dont think u wanna know

Venti: im traumatized pls no one mention that incident its haunting me in my dreams ever since it happened

Amber: ??

Amber: spill the tea pls we're at lisa's place rn with nothing to talk about

Xiao: oh u will hv something to talk about once i spill real tea on u

Aether: XIAO NO DONT SPILL ANYTHING

Xiao: i was joking

Kazuha: were we supposed to laugh at that

Xiao: who knows

Venti: HHASHDAHAHGAHHA

Venti: IMAGINE IF XIAO ACTUALLY DOES SPILL TEA ON THE LADIES

Venti: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lisa: ... its hot tea

Venti: TEAS ARE HOT???

Xiao: ...

Kazuha: that wasnt funny too

Venti: CUZ IT WASNT A JOKE

Aether: venti. how do u brew ur tea.

Venti: uhh put that bag in the cup and add ice??

Kaeya: LMAOOOO

Kaeya: gonna try that someday

Lumine: so u waited for the ice to melt and drink that cold tea u brewed?

Venti: am i supposed to eat the leaves directly then

Xiao: @Hutao just the tea leaves is fine no need to add water

Hutao: OHH NICEEE MAKES MY JOB EASIER

Venti: THAT COFFIN WAS FOR ME????

Venti: hey taotao add some ice in there too pls its really hot out here

Hutao: OKAY

Xiao: make sure the ice doesnt melt so fast

Mona: how is xiao still not broke after buying so many coffins

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HELLO

i made a discord server long ago but it kinda died cuz i didnt tend to it... BUT!! recently ive started reorganizing it !

https://discord.gg/j8QgQzy << this is the link, u can also get it from my profile (in my carrd)

im still working on some stuff but u can start chatting there alrdy!! (and pls do say something its really awkward there TT) we can talk about genshin or just general stuff !!

everyone is welcomed, just be respectful towards other members !

thanks for reading, cya ^^

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