Xiao introduces Aether to his chaotic siblings. Sorry it looks kinda weird lol.
Modern AU
"Come on. We're almost there."-Xiao
"Xiaooo. Do you think they'll like me?"-Aether
"You'll be fine as long as they don't paint your face when you're sleeping."-Xiao
"Wha? Are you talking from experience?"-Aether
"Yes. We're here. Their late. They own me sigils."-Xiao
"You weirdo. You still collect sigils? Is it because you can't leave Liyue due to work related reasons?"-Aether
"Yeahhh."-Xiao
"Oh! Over here!"-Xiao
Xiao waved to four people to come to his direction. They all seemed around his age, especially the redhead and the blue girl.
His siblings, Bonanus, Bosacius, Indarias, and Menogias, have wanted to know who their brother was dating for a long time. The truth is, they aren't the best people to actually meet at first. They ask too many questions for a individual to handle. They'll never stop chatting also. You could say that their family is quite loud.
"This is my boyfriend, Aether. We've been dating for a year now."-Xiao
"Hello! It's nice to meet you!"-Aether
They stared at each other, looking like they saw a ghost. How could their cold and emo brother date such a angel? He even has light projecting on him to make him look angelic. And he looks like a life sized plushie.
"Alatus...how did you get such a sweet boy?! He looks so cute and cheeky!"-Indarias
"Indarias...he's just cute like that."-Xiao
"Do you think he likes seafood?"-Bonanus
"I think he would make a great painting partner for me! Or pranks!"-Bosacius
"Guys you're scaring him! Are you even listening to me?!"-Menogias
He was right, Aether was uncomfortable and scared. All these sudden questions and gestures made him feel like he suddenly became the crowned prince of Khaenriah.
The blond passed out on the guy with purple tattoos asking him if he knew self defense. This was all to sudden to deal with. Xiao got a napkin to cover his nose bleed.
A/N: Whenever Aether gets really scared or uncomfortable, he nosebleeds and passes out. Kinda like Anya from Spy x Family when she reads so many thoughts at once.
"Great Job guys, you scared him. He doesn't like being pampered with questions like that. You have to take it slow, one question at a time. You guys are so lucky that Father owns this restaurant and no one is here or we would get stared at."-Xiao
"Sorry Alatus. We were so excited that you were dating someone so nice after that toxic ex."-Menogias
"Yeah! That little arse was so annoying too! She didn't even deserve your company! Or your heart."-Boascius
"Here, I'll treat his nose, Indarias will take care of him, and Menogias will find Father. Brother Bosacius will write a apology letter or I'll send him to a haunted house with ghosts."-Bonanus
"NO NO! ANYTHING BUT GHOSTS!"-Bosacius
"And yet you're the oldest. Very sad Bosacius."-Menogias
"And what do I do? Since General Chizapus is order right now."-Xiao
"Stay with me. You know him better than us. We just met him today."-Bonanus
The two stayed at the booth for a while. Zhongli came back with his second oldest and whispered something in the blond's ear. He instantly woke up. Well this got awkward.
"Zhongli! You liar! I thought Lumine was here to take me back to Khaenriah!"-Aether
"Well what I see is that your afraid of answering all the questions at once. You think it like the entrance exams. But it's not. You seriously need to stop overthinking it."-Zhongli
"How did you-no I'm not thinking it like that."-Aether
Zhongli looked at the blond with a stare. It's like he could see through his lies as clear as glass. Xiao kissed his lover's head in order for him to start working again. The blond sorta felt bad.
"Do you want me to tell them how many times you guys fucked in here after hours? Or do you want to order food?"-Zhongli
"YOU WHAT? XIAO!"-The Yakshas
Aether went bright red. They did it almost 8 times in the kitchen after hours. And it was all his fault, he was topping Xiao half of the time.
Oh this was going to be a long day
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