Grocery Store Shenanigans

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WARNING: This was thought up and made with no caffeine in my bloodstream

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED... Now onto what could be considered a fever dream


Blake: No, we got Tricks last time and you were the only one that ate them.

Eclipse: But-

Weiss & Blake: NO.

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Eclipse: I want a candy bar

Weiss: No

Eclipse: But it's been so long-

Blake: No

Eclipse: BUT-

Weiss: WE'RE ON A BUDGET!

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Eclipse, peeking her head around the aisle: Hey Angel! I found this coffee you might like

She walked back over to the other girls and held the bag of coffee grounds out to Weiss who hesitated before taking a quick whiff of it being surprised of how good it smelled.

Weiss: This would be good for when I'm studying

Eclipse, very proud of herself: I may not like espresso but I can pick out a good one

Blake: Can I go look at tea now

Weiss: No.

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Eclipse unintentionally flirting with Weiss as Blake watches the albino reject her affection

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Eclipse, who has been making terrible puns for the past 10 minutes: I'm just dye-ing to tell you-

Blake, turning to the bystanders: I apologize for... her

Weiss, completely done: Just shut up, Eclipse

Eclipse, with a shit eating grin: What? Was that too CHEESY for you?

Blake & Weiss: UGH

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Over the intercom: Attention customers the store will be closing in ten minutes

The three look at each other: oh no

Cue the Eclipse in the fetal position panicking, Blake running around the store, and Weiss having to use her semblance to get things because Eclipse won't help

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Eclipse and Blake constantly putting things Weiss told them not to in the basket when she's not paying attention

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Blake, to Eclipse: Did you bring your wallet?

Eclipse, nervously smiling: ...

Blake: god dammit.

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Eclipse: Why are you buying that?

Weiss, holding a wrapped salmon: What do you mean? It's good

Blake: Neither one of us know how to cook dumbass

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Eclipse: ...ice cream?

Weiss: Yeah

Blake: Get vanilla

Eclipse: You basic bitch. Whatever I'm getting cookie dough

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*Leaving Blake to wait in line while Weiss and Eclipse put something back except Blake doesn't have the money*

Blake, on the phone with them: Where the hell are you?!

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Judging people's outfits as they walk around the store

("that dress with those shoes" "how old even is that" "I can't believe such an ugly thing even exists")

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Singing along to the store music when nobody can see them like the dorks they are

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arguing

arguING

ARGUING

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should I make more stuff like this?

im gonna make more stuff like this. I ran out of cold brew the other day (I drink and make my own iced coffee) so now im going through coffee withdrawals and I have a bad headache

Hope you guys enjoy what I came up with during my suffering! Goodnight :)

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