When Eclipse Doesn't Get Her Iced Coffee

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*Ruby and Yang tried cooking and set the dorm on fire*

Ruby: Eclipse get out the dorm is on fire!

Eclipse: Well tell the fire to hold up 'cause i'm doing some important shit *turns music on and continues her essay*
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Cardin: If you don't like me at my worst then you don't like me at my best

Eclipse: I don't like you at all

Team RWBY&JNPR: *laughing in the background*
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Glynda: Okay so explain to me what happened

Jaune: She punched me in the face

Eclipse: Bitch? No I didn't I tried to reach for my book and he was in my way
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Ruby: Erm do you have a pencil by any chance-

Eclipse: No but I do have a knife

Ruby: W-what

Eclipse: and I know how to cut a bitch try me
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Eclipse: I look so ugly today like I legit do not want to go

Yang: What the hell no you look really good

Eclipse: I know I just wanted to hear you say it
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Jaune: do I look like a minion

Pyrra: No honey you're perfect

Nora: You're beautiful the way you are

Eclipse: I think the bitch do

Pyrra&Nora: Eclipse

Jaune: Oh my god
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Eclipse: You're stupid

Yang: Well you're dumb

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Eclipse: I don't like your hair

Ruby: Oh my god she went there
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Eclipse: You have exactly three seconds to explain why you just woke me up

Weiss: Because it's morning and you should be awake

Eclipse: Oh really? I didn't know you wanted to die today

Weiss: Eclipse you can't kill me

Eclipse: too late I've already decided how
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Ren: Eclipse sometimes you are a little too blunt try and soften the blow

Eclipse: ok Ren i think you are an idiotic oblivious bitch but hey at least you make good pancakes

Pyrraa: i-
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Ruby: FOUR MONTHS

Eclipse: god not this again

Blake: what's happening-

Ruby: FOUR MONTHS YOU TWO STOOD THERE AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT

Yang: * w h e e z e *

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