Guns and glory (A Highschool DXD fanfic)

Open house

The next day was interesting after class ended the two perverts who hangout with issei tried to hit me... it failed because I caught there fists and threw them to the ground.

Alex: "wanna tell me what that was about? Or am I going to need to take it personally?" I crack my knuckles.

Baldy: "everyone knows what you did punk."

Glasses: "somehow you got that xenovia chick to join the occult research club! I'm tired of cool stuff happening to you all the time!"

Alex: "I could tell you but your not going to like the answer."

Both: "TELL US!!!!"

Alex: "I'm not a pervert. Now I'll ask again why did you try and hit me?"

Glasses: "you asked for it. Look at all there super hot girls who get all excited whenever you're around."

Issei: "there's Sona, Akeno, I remember sonas sister liked you, aika, and even Rias. Why can't you help us out man?"

Alex: "issei I'm sorry to say but I'm good but I'm not that good."

Glasses: "I just want to know about xenovia. You haven't hooked up with her yet have you?"

Alex: "well boys no I haven't you're welcome to try but I don't think she's interested."

Xenovia: "interested in what?"

Alex: "haha speak of the devil and she shall appear. What's up?"

Xenovia: "I'm sorry about the other day. I didn't mean to spring that on you when you weren't prepared."

Alex: "no problem. Can we talk about this later?"

Xenovia: "I brought you something. Keep these with you for the next time."

She pulled out condoms like playing cards who does that...

The 3 perverts: "DAMN IT!!!"

Alex: "I should have left class right after the bell..."

Asia: "hi guys. Oh those are pretty."

Xenovia gives her one.

Xenovia: "here you should probably take one too."

Asia: "oh thanks... but what are you supposed to do with it?"

Alex: (whispered) "so innocent... don't change..."

Aika: "looks like Alex is throwing a party later. Where's it at?"

Alex: (whispered) "Christ... not her too..."

Asia: "hey do you know have any idea what these are for?"

Aika nods and whispers in Asia's ear and she goes super red.

Alex: (whispered) "and there it goes..."

Issei: "all right that's enough! Asia isn't interested!"

Aika: "uh are you sure?"

Alex: (whispered) "fuck... not her too..."

Aika: "I think Asia would be very interested in what your planning to do with xenovia."

Asia: "NO it's ok if he doesn't wanna tell me I don't wanna know!"

Three perverts: "you dick!!!"

They tried again gut I grabbed issei and used him as a shield.

Asia: "oh no please don't hurt him!"

Three perverts: "no ones hurt." As I have all three pinned.