To Everyone: Is cereal soup?
Lily: I mean, technically, since it has milk and it's a liquid with solids inside it yes, BUT technically not since there are no vegetables, broth, meat or anything
(What do you guys think?)
To Everyone: If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
Remus:
James:
Lily:
Peter:
Sirius: wHy aRE yOu aLL lOokiNG aT mE aGain?!?!
To Everyone: How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?
Sirius: Technically, only one if it hit the right spot
James: Really? Which spot?
Sirius: I dunno, I didn't think that far ahead, ask Remus or Lily. Maybe the eye?
Lily: That wouldn't kill it, dingbat
Remus: Perhaps if three or four large chickens suffocated a small elephant, with the right circumstances
Lily: True. . . or if this elephant happened to have a breathing problem
Remus: Or happened to be extremely old
To Everyone: What inanimate object do you wish you could eliminate from existence?
James: Only one?
Lily: . . . . . How many do you have?
James: *pulls five inch thick scroll from his pocket*
James: *starts unrolling it*
James: Well, first-
To Everyone: If peanut butter wasn't called peanut butter, what would it be called?
Remus: Hmm. . .
Remus: Nut Creme
James: I mean you can't really beat that
Sirius: Pounded Peanut Pulp; Potentially Poison to a Percentage of People?
Lily: Remus' is still better
To Sirius, from James: How did it feel?
Sirius: ???
Sirius: How did what feel?
James: *turns dramatically*
James: *points towards Remus hugging a cat*
James: To be stabbed in the back?
Hi everyone! First of all, a special thanks to @AstroCaLunafor their help with this week's update!
I had far too much fun writing this, the questions were so much fun. For an extended amount of time I literally had a tab open that said "soup definition" so I could find he technicalities of what qualifies as a soup.
Thank you to everyone who has commented and added this book to reading lists!
- The Wizarding Elf
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