To everyone: What are your three biggest pet peeves?
Remus: That's easy. James, Sirius, and mismatched socks.
Remus: Two of which are actual pets.
Sirius:
James:
Peter:
Lily: *nodding* Understandable.
To Sirius: If money was not an issue, what would you buy?
Sirius: A flying motorbike
Remus: Sirius we've been over this, you can't legally enchant it-
Sirius: Who said I was going to do it legally?
To everyone: Are you good with time management?
Remus: Yup
James: Um, I'm ok?
Lily: No, I'm usually a frazzled mess :)
Peter: Yes
Sirius: *poker face* Yes
James:
Remus:
Lily:
Peter:
James: You are late to l i t e r a l l y everything, and your essays are written at 2am the day that they're due
Sirius: Yeah, on purpose!
James: That's not good time management
To everyone: What do you usually have for breakfast?
Remus: Well, most of the time, I eat toast but that kind of gets blown since someone steals it all-
Sirius: I'm always late! It's easier to take it from you rather than go and butter my own!
Remus: We literally walk to breakfast together, what do you mean 'you're always late'?!
Sirius: Just because I'm physically there doesn't mean I am mentally present -which is honestly such a mood-
Remus: That's not my problem! Get your own toast!
Sirius: You keep extra pieces aside for me!
Remus: *sputtering* To keep you from taking mine-
To everyone: What's your dream job?
Sirius: An Auror
James: An Auror, probably, but I also wouldn't mind getting into politics
Lily: A Healer
Remus: *a little quietly* A teacher
Lily: Alright Rem we have talked about this, speak up, there is absolutely nothing to feel shy or ashamed about, you'd make a p e r f e c t teacher, anyone who thinks otherwise can fight me, I will hex their behind into next century because you are the most patient, kind, attentive, and caring being among us, don't make me keep going, I drafted a 3 foot essay with Sirius for this situation and I'm three seconds away from summoning it.
Hey guys, so I haven't done one of these in a while, hope you enjoyed!
Also, happy new year!
- The Wizarding Elf
Edit: Ok, so it turns out that in my haste to get this published, it didn't actually publish last to last week? I-
*sigh*
Sorry guys, I'll do my best to make sure it doesn't happen again!
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