Derp Stories

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There are too many rant books nowadays. Why can't we all talk about nice things in life? Welcome to the bright side, where everybody sees the glass half full!

28year old Naruto is a gay boi and all he wants in life is to be happy. then he meets 39 year old kakashi and his world is turned upside down in wonder and romance

derp has another good day at the canvas and notices that it's valentine's day and his friend nico seems to be celebrating well with it. Derp wanting to join in on the fun had to find his one true love. And what can be his true love? And how does he spend his time with his love? Follow Derp on his adventure and see what happens. WARNING : THIS IS A PARODY OF A FANFIC AND ITS FULL OF COMEDY MOSTLY. THAT MEANS THIS HALF ISN'T A FANFIC ( IT SORT OF IS). THERE ALSO IS NO SEXUAL THEMES REFERENCED. Rights of Derp and all Canvas Characters goes to PowerUpThePhoneTimes on YouTube.

I think my username is enough information. I'm a fangirl. For those of you who don't know what gerita is, then... *A* le gasp! Anyways, this is just everyday in my life. I don't think I'm going to update that much though.

Gold: SO YOUR BACK HUH? LIKE I SAID, DO NOT READ THIS BOOK. Red: Gold it's MY TURN to warn them! Gold: oh fine go ahead <____< Red: *ahem* Hello Red here now do not read this book cause it contains stupidity, blowing up houses, randomness. And stuff. Rated POC for pokemon on crack

Just as the title says :3

Emily is the new kid, a rich new kid, in a world of emos how lovely

Ssundee escaped from the mental institution and he's still a derp,he had no idea or what he's doing or where's he going,but when he ends up in the middle of the highway with a truck coming at him at full speed he has no idea of what to do. Please leave a vote,comment and a follow. <3

A millennia ago, the elder council of the divines held a meeting of the creation of Demi-gods. The Main Goddess of time, Era, and Goddess of Light and Darkness, Lunar wanted to settle the dispute due to the wars waging against the 'witchcraft' of the DG's. After a compromise was met, the Tree of the Fallen's leaves fell and wiped clean the memories of the human race. Since then, the world was good and never again was the threat of the god-like race resurfaced. That is until now. When a young girl named Mika finds out she comes from a long line of Demi's. It'll get better, someday. XD

My name is Felix, this is my story. My father died when I was really young. After that, everything changed. How people look at me, love changed, a lot, the contact with my family, friends, school, home and much more. This is my life. ~Treat everyone, like how youself wanna be treated like.~

says it all

Its all about me. Just me. Lololololol And I shall add some pics of randomness here too like an instragram lolol

.-. Just to write some random things in... Daily updates

Marissa's caught in a love triangle. Who will she choose? Will she leave the other heartbroken? Read the story to find out. [: PLEASE SHARE THIS WITH THE WORLD AND VOTE <3 Appreciate it. [:

These are some funny quotes that I wrote down straight after they were said because I thought they were funny. Some are only funny out of context, hence the lack of context. (These are anonymous, and a dedication doesn't mean a person said it, it could just be because they had something to do with it or it was about an inside joke they made etc etc)

The title describes it all but I'll tell you because I love you,I will be writing a bunch of things and you can request anyone if you like so ENJOY

Welcome to the Kirby roleplay. You should stop by sometime. We got memes. Despite the memes, serious roleplays happen here too. 2015 - 2017 was definitely the peak. Currently attempting to revive it after about 2 years of being dead. As one roleplayer said, "I will get one good thing out of 2020 and it might as well be Kirby rp book 2". Everyone is welcome! You can use up to 3 OCs and 1 canon character. Please try to keep roleplays at least 2-3 sentences. Longer responses are encouraged, but not necessary. Make sure to at least read the rules, but the other tips and info can be helpful as well.