WARNING! Fairy Tales

WARNING! Fairy Tales

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Robert Thier By RobThier Updated May 18

WARNING! Please be advised that this is not a bedtime story about sparkly fairies and pink unicorns. This book may contain graphic descriptions of poisoned apples and witches' ovens. It is not appropriate for supernatural beings under the age of 377 (excluding vampires and werewolves).
  
  DISCLAIMER: Wicked Witches Inc. and Evil Stepmother Enterprises are not responsible for any maiming, mass murder or permanent insanity resulting from the reading of this book.

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diyamariabinno diyamariabinno 4 days ago
When the morals of the stories you read as children lose their meaning when you learn new morals such as these...oh the philosophical marvel !
diyamariabinno diyamariabinno 4 days ago
Wet prince...these innuendos will be the death of someone..hehe
onyilee1 onyilee1 3 days ago
Pssssst. Guys, let's not tell him *giggles*
                              😂😂😂😂😂
onyilee1 onyilee1 3 days ago
"illegal in thirty two countries" what the actual hell?? I can't anymore 😹😹😹😹😹😹
bhikaria01 bhikaria01 4 days ago
I'm imagining him saying this with the Uganda knuckles face and voice
                              Help me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
diyamariabinno diyamariabinno 4 days ago
Translation: I have a fetish for scales, tails, fins, and all that jazz