WARNING! Fairy Tales

WARNING! Fairy Tales

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Robert Thier By RobThier Updated May 18

WARNING! Please be advised that this is not a bedtime story about sparkly fairies and pink unicorns. This book may contain graphic descriptions of poisoned apples and witches' ovens. It is not appropriate for supernatural beings under the age of 377 (excluding vampires and werewolves).
  
  DISCLAIMER: Wicked Witches Inc. and Evil Stepmother Enterprises are not responsible for any maiming, mass murder or permanent insanity resulting from the reading of this book.

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  • cinderella
  • fairy-tale
  • fairytale
  • fairytale-retelling
  • fantasy
  • funny
  • humor
  • love
  • magic
  • mermaid
  • powers
  • prince
  • wattys2018
  • witch
  • wizard
HeidiDerp HeidiDerp Aug 21
Uh huh, while EATING PEOPLE'S ORGANS!!!!!!!!!!!! "Just trying to shorten their life, they were suffering anyway..." THEIR EXCUSE
No contraception 😂😂😂😂 this was sheer brilliance- I love the humour 😭
“JUAN! WE DON’T USE HOT SAUCE!”
                              “Just a little bit!”
Kahasai Kahasai Sep 02
Ahh, yes. My own stomach's growl is gruesome and disgusting to hear. It's almost enough to make me lose my appetite.
Psshhhhh after watching Harry Potter and the goblet of fire I will never see them the same way
didyoujust_ didyoujust_ Sep 11
...and put him in better ones and read him the hOLY BIBLE AMEN