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WARNING! Fairy Tales

WARNING! Fairy Tales

227K Reads 16.6K Votes 8 Part Story
Robert Thier By RobThier Completed

WARNING! Please be advised that this is not a bedtime story about sparkly fairies and pink unicorns. This book may contain graphic descriptions of poisoned apples and witches' ovens. It is not appropriate for supernatural beings under the age of 377 (excluding vampires and werewolves).
  DISCLAIMER: Wicked Witches Inc. and Evil Stepmother Enterprises are not responsible for any maiming, mass murder or permanent insanity resulting from the reading of this book.

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grizzlyeagleshark grizzlyeagleshark 6 days ago
I wish it said brain stew. 
                              "I'm having trouble trying to sleep. 
                              I'm counting sheep but running out. 
                              As time ticks by
                              But still I try
                              No rest for crosstops in my mind. 
                              On my own, here we go"
grizzlyeagleshark grizzlyeagleshark 6 days ago
Don't they even have a grill? A slow-cooker? I'd get tired of roast after awhile.
emilymoore633 emilymoore633 6 days ago
Anyone wanna buy mine? It comes with a ring, a tiara and a necklace, all for $6.30
grizzlyeagleshark grizzlyeagleshark 6 days ago
Give the house wifi and build it of video games and game consoles. They'll come.