I Don't Date Stupid ✓
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"So, Juliet? Will you date me?" Jack asks.
"No, I don't date stupid," I flat out lie to his face.
"Come on, Kat, you wouldn't be dating stupid! You'd be fake dating stupid," he reasons with a grin.
Sure, because that's so much better.
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He calls her Juliet, she calls him Romeo - will this pair be the star-crossed lovers they're expected to be or will they have the tragic end Shakespeare destined for them?
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COMPLETED 08/05/2020
*Contains Strong Language
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