Shrek gives his bestest friends botox injections! Some things you should know before jumping in: There's mpreg, a lot of mayonnaise, gore, Joe Biden, Donalb Trump, Obamna, a frat party, drugs, more drugs, even more drugs than that, alcohol, Peppa Pig's dad, Walter White, and Kanye west. And more politicians and Shrek characters. Also, the FBI shows up which is really fun. I shit you not, I wrote most of this when I was mostly wide-asleep. Do with that info what you will. It's an absolute masterpiece. I will add a note, though: This book is going to be much shorter, but each part will have a much higher concentration of cute stuff in it. You better start thinking some happy thoughts, cause I'm going in dry. I also marked it in the "spiritual" category. You'll find out why. Ranked #1 in #fugly (Mar 8, 2024)