**JUST FOR JOKES PLS DONT GIMME HATE LOL "Yes. I believe in equality and feminism and justice and freedom. I love one direction and bts and taylor swift and yes, I'm basic, and what the hell are you gonna do about it?" I spat. The crowd in the auditorium gasped loudly. "So shoot me. But I'll be darned if you do." His finger moved to the trigger but before he could do anything a voice boomed out from behind me. "WAIT!" Trump screamed into a microphone. Everyone's heads snapped towards Trump and Simon Cowell. "Firstly-" Trump raised his hands. "We're gonna build a wall." "FREE PALESTINE!!!" Zayn suddenly screamed, running across the pitch with the biggest flamethrower I have ever seen in my life. HOLD UP. LETS REWIND. *rewinds* Audrey has been kidnapped (yes, KIDNAPPED) by the retired band One Direction. Like the stupid dumb memes she sees on tiktok. Her day could literally not get any worse (it's actually going alright... she's just a bit confused and shocked). When Hazza Styles comes kicking down doors and saving the world (at least, that's his excuse for robbing), Audrey discovers that the missing former band members have resorted into a life of crime to reach their end goal, and there's nothing they won't do to reach it (including kidnapping). What is their end goal, you may ask? : DESTROY PRESIDENT TRUMP AND SIMON COWELL (+BTS, their biggest rivals)
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