2019 is a weird time to be alive. Politics continue to make all kinds of noise, trends of the internet are becoming more relevant, and genders seem to have multiplied with its community, but there's only one thing that's ever been consistent with me: dealing with the literal Hell that is my life. I don't even mean your standard minimum wage or student loans, no. I mean literal Hell itself deciding to crawl back up its way to Earth bringing demons, spirits, and death of all forms with it. Gotta say, it's been keeping business busy, and business is good, but now with the ground beginning to crack with hellfire breaking out releasing devilish red gremlins terrorizing the streets and flying gargoyles roosting on the rooftops of Basin city, it's getting to be a bit more than I can handle. That's where you come in. My name is John, former Solis, part-time priest, and CEO of Slayers Inc. I've been Slaying demonic beasts and satanic creatures for 20 years now, but with these strange times upon us, I need your help more than ever. If you're a veteran still looking for action, some brutal cop who won't stop, a man who loves explosions, or if you're just from Texas, then come work with the Slayers Inc. Don't go to Hell alone. (666) 382-5666. Now hiring.
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