This is a story about Silje who has her life figured out, with the help with her mother Tannemarie, who's also the principal of her high school, and her christian daddy Todney who is her teacher. She also has a spouse on her side (or she almost has a spouse on her side). Her future spouse is also her big thiccc crush - Archie Andrews who is the captain of the football team, but he ain't the sharpest tool in shed - anyways who cares? But one day when her two best friends Veronica and Victoria finds out that a new girl called Belizabeth starts in her class. When this girl starts she is seen as a red target not just by Silje, but also her mother because there's a rumor about Archie asking her out, the only Silje dosen't see is a boy who has had eyes for her long before she even knew. Read this story and find out how Silje and her friends is gonna tackle this problem who's threatning her whole life plan. (everything in this story is a big fat thicc joke - don't take it seriously)