"Hey garbarges" Victoria shouts to Silje and Veronica.
"Hey trorsh" Silje and Veronica responds (they start walking to class).
Silje continues "have you heard? A new blonde ponytail girl starts in our class tomorrow", "NO WAAAY" Veronica says while walking with the two other girls down the hall on their way to class " yes way it's true, I saw her walking with her mom and principal Tannemarie"
<she fat? - Victoria asks
No, but she real ugly > Silje answers
"NOOO WAAAAY. I just saw on bubbledale that Archie is gonna ask her on a date" Veronica says
"EEEEWUUUUUU NOOOOO WAAAAAY" Victoria and Silje screams.
"Archie is mine, I have had dibs on him for like seven years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Silje says almost bursting out in tears
"That ho-bag is not gonna get my Archibald, without a fight!!!" Silje continues actually bursting out into tears.
A few meters down the hall, the three girls walks toward Archie and his best friend Jughead. Archie is picking his nose...
"Hey Archie, whatcha doing??? Getting any big ones???" Silje asks with excitement
Oh, hey Silya nah i've had better days" Archie responds and starts talking to Jughead again.
"Her name is Silje, Archie" Victoria corrects while she thinks about the new girl, and what number she probably is on, on the ugly scale.
"SHUT UP VICTORIA, IF ARCHIE THINKS MY NAME is SILYA, THEN IT IS SILYA!!!!" Silje screams at Victoria.
"Woah woah girls can't you just see, that I'm trying to make a masterpiece of a sculpture of my buggies for the new girl, I think I'm gonna ask her on a date. So can you just like scram?" Archie asks.
"Oh, oh sure, of course. Let's go girls, ou my gard youre SOA embarrassing," Silje says rather embarrassed
Minutes pass and the girls got to class. Their teacher Todney is writing about how all of the students have to write a sixteen-kolonnenotat because to kolonnenotat is so mush august 2018. "okay everybody todays topic is all about the word hydroflask...."
Hours pass and Silje thinks about how she will prevent the girl of talking to Archie - tik tok tik tok more hours pass...
In Siljes head: I'VE GOT IIIIIIT I'M GOING KIIIIILL HEEEER
Everyone in class looks at Silje who is standing up and had just screamed bloody murder about killing someone.
"SILJE!!!! You are going to sit the heaven down or I will send you to principal Slender Tannemarie! You know what? Interrupting my class is a sin, so you are going right noooow" Todney says while the whole class shouts and applause him.
"Fine, but Victoria and Veronica made me say it - it's a sin not to punish them too" Silje defends.
"Is that true giarls?"
"NO NO NO ITSNOT TRUE SHEIS LYING" Victoria and Veronica begs.
"lying and accusing others are also a sin young roosters - Saturday detention, all three of you" Todneys says while the class is screaming even louder.'
The three girls walks into principal Tannemaries office...
"Oh it's you...again - the principal will be right with you" Dolores the principals secretary says. She dosen't like the girls, and neither does her twin sons Jason and Churchie.
Inside the office..
"Heyyy mom...." Silje says to principal Tannemarie
"What did you do now?" Siljes mother asks
"Daddy Todney just sent me down here because I BY ACCIDENT screamed about killing someone" Silje answers.
"Who would you kill, and why are your little friends here?"
"no, one. Daddy gave me detention on Saturday. By the way who is that gross new girl? I think she I taking my Archieboo." Silje says.
"Haaaaaalllo it's not that handsome Archibald Andrews? If it is you have to take that ugly fat ho-bag DOWN. You can also accidentally push her down the staircase, and she can maybe get expelled for noisy behavior..." Siljes mother Tannemarie suggests.
"I like your thought, but we need to be more subtle. Just make sure that she is at detention Saturday, then I'll take care of the rest"...
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Finding the connection - a Sarchie story
RomanceThis is a story about Silje who has her life figured out, with the help with her mother Tannemarie, who's also the principal of her high school, and her christian daddy Todney who is her teacher. She also has a spouse on her side (or she almost has...
