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Excruciatingly Correct Behavior -- A Guide to Wattpad Etiquette
Excruciatingly Correct Behavior...
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Don't be forward when interested
Wed, Apr 16, 2014
Stay properly attired at all times
Wed, Apr 16, 2014
Always cover your mouth when you yawn
Wed, Apr 16, 2014
Still wagging tongues with impeachable decorum
Wed, Apr 16, 2014
To avoid scandal, have a chaperone at all times
Wed, Apr 16, 2014
"Please" and "Thank you"
Fri, Apr 18, 2014
Kneel before the king
Mon, Apr 21, 2014
Never show your emotions
Tue, Apr 22, 2014
Elocution is necessary -- especially in a crowd
Wed, Apr 23, 2014
Better to be a mystery than an open book
Fri, Apr 25, 2014
One simply cannot discourse without an introduction
Mon, Apr 28, 2014
Heathen-like, wild behavior is improper
Tue, Apr 29, 2014
Duelist's challenges are acts of honor
Tue, Apr 29, 2014
White lies are still deceit
Fri, May 2, 2014
Lorgnettes are for use at a opera only
Sat, May 3, 2014
Be sure to always step around puddles
Fri, May 9, 2014
Never speak in an inappropriate tone
Fri, May 9, 2014
Make sure the safety is on until it isn't
Wed, May 14, 2014
"And so he said unto the world"
Fri, May 16, 2014
No utensil should ever be heaped with food
Wed, May 21, 2014
Florid speech a politician does make
Fri, May 23, 2014
Shady corners promote bad behavior
Wed, May 28, 2014
One does not wear white tie to a brunch
Fri, May 30, 2014
Interruptions bring shame to all
Wed, Jun 4, 2014
Much can be said with no words
Fri, Jun 6, 2014
Miss Mary, never Mrs.
Wed, Jun 11, 2014
For a basic rib knit one, purl one
Fri, Jun 13, 2014
The thrill is in the chase
Fri, Jun 20, 2014
One hand should always cover the lid of a teapot
Wed, Jun 25, 2014
Never give money to panhandlers
Fri, Jun 27, 2014
Choosers aren't beggars
Wed, Jul 16, 2014
Money is never up for discussion -- it's strictly personal
Fri, Jul 18, 2014
Obey the law -- proven or not
Thu, Jul 24, 2014
Be polite to locals
Sat, Jul 26, 2014
Bloomers are hung on a line in the shade
Tue, Aug 5, 2014
The silent treatment indicates social downfall
Fri, Aug 8, 2014
Cakes are always handed to the eldest lady first
Tue, Aug 12, 2014
Smile in all wedding photos
Fri, Aug 15, 2014
A home is never empty
Wed, Aug 20, 2014
Never say "Goodbye", only "'Til next time"
Fri, Aug 22, 2014
You should never call after nine in the evening
Fri, Aug 29, 2014
Mercy is the sign of a great man
Fri, Oct 24, 2014
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