❝Plans are plans; I'm a badass, not an anarchist.❞
Link to merch: https://teespring.com/stores/kidnapped-by-the-agent-store
[temporary hiatus for college]
unfortunate things i will be remembered for:
➳failed drivers test not once, not twice, but three times
➳got fired from my first job after refusing to wear a smoothie hat
➳so allergic to bees that throat will literally close up if i watch the 'Bee Movie'
➳teen, but could pass for a 5th grader
➳quotes vines unironically
if you've made it this far down, you might as well check out some of my trashy work. i've heard raccoons love it.
➳Kidnapped by the Agent; humor #1 | mystery #1 | action #1 | chicklit #2
➳Daddy Issues | releasing in 2019 (Thriller/Mystery)
➳pm for business inquries
|caesar non surpa grammaticos|
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- JoinedJanuary 2, 2017