Puke Stories

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The world of Naltyre, home to all magical &mythical creatures. The place we are all connected but cannot visit. Griffins, Mermaids &Dragons. Witches, Vampires &Werewolves they all exist in Naltyre. Some humans have been lucky enough to travel to this world and relish in its marvel until evil overthrew Peace. Alistair Joseph Lycit turned 16 today and with that he is plunged into a world of magic. His heritage places him with tremendous power making him a threat and also a saviour. Jarnst, a human who has tasted the blood of the devil, seeks to have this boy destroyed, the only boy with enough potential to take his throne.

"That's right, I don't need you anymore, I never did and never will" he screamed. "Why the hell would you think that I loved you anyways ?" Amery's heart was broken. Thinking about what he said "forever, me and you". Well that ended. He crushed her and walked over her. And what did Amery do ? She moved on. Staring over again freer than ever, with new friends, parties and College being the answer to her broken heart. But what happens when person from her past appears again. Will Kieran Basil break her heart again and will there ever be happily ever after. Well the answer is. Probably not.

"What's depression like?" He asked.

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This is the second part to the Narwhals can Save the World series that is going to take a while to finish this series by the way. Do you want to read Magnus get hit on the head read it, do you want to read about a carp insulting America READ ON! (By the way, I don't actually think that by the way).

I don't remember all of them but I remember some of them.

Perseus Jackson, son of Poseidon, savior of Olympus, Hero of Camp, betrayed. Betrayed by the ones he held close. So when he gets offered a second chance, why not take it? Percy, now known as Hiraeth, has to go back to Camp 50 years later. He wasn't looking forward to going back, considering his once beloved "friends" were made immortal. Hiraeth thought he was only fighting a quick war for them, then leaving to go back to his new life. But what happens when there's more going on behind the scenes? Something suspicious is happening at camp, and Hiraeth makes it his job to figure out what. Percy Jackson Betrayed book DISCONTINUED

Ed sheeran x corndog of course

This is a book of sickfics involving my original characters.

Well this is a true story about when my sister Skylab did something that I will never forget