#1
Finally Together (shrek X Farquaad...de caulico
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions.
Shrek X...
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#2
Pickled Onionsde ;o
[Second Book in the Snacks Trilogy]
Accident: [noun] an event that happens by chance or that is without apparent or deliberate cause.
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❝Hi, I'm calling regardi...
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#3
The Shrump Chronicles (Donald Tru...de Lard
Shrek's life was dipped in a green hue until suddenly an orange light appeared...
A love story between Donald, a man aspiring to be the student body president, and Shrek...
#4
"Holes" story in the eyes of Y/Nde thebisexualqueen69
y/n got sent to camp green lake by mistake! she was a girl, not a boy (sorry bro's you can pretend, I guess..) also, she didn't even do anything she was framed for steal...
#5
meeting the bad boy alpha~ nickoca...de Liya/mae
when you meet 3 handsome men at the same time, you blush and you cant choose..maybe all?~ XOXO KISSES
#6
You've Got Mailde Hasini
I get emails everyday, so I decided to make a collection of them. Check them out!
DISCLAIMER: ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE RELEVANT MAILERS. I JUST COLLECT THE EMAILS.
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#7
Shrek X lord fraquaard X Onionsde big-bug-eyes100
Once upon a time, in a far land lived a beautiful ogre, about who everyone knew, the beauty of his was famous and renowned. People proposed to him, from the poorest to t...
#8
Shrek, my new Daddy de Lord Farquaad
Lord Farquaad was not very nice to me. He didn't even want to see my face whenever we finished having intercourse. So naturally, I bitched about him on my blog. Eventual...
#9
i *allegedly* love you (an onion b...de 𝐤𝐚𝐢 𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠
i wrote this fanfic for tater tatiana, i hope you like it!
everything in this fanfic is *fiction* and *allegedly*.
wasn't it enough? do you need more? check this out...
#10
Eons in Terra: Teddyde Lux Weaver
Hi! before you read this short story, please note. there's two perspectives, 1st is the story teller's perspective(present) 2nd is greg's diary (past). also beware of ni...
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#14
ONION KILLERde Vicky Pantelis
A young girl kills onions. She thinks they hunt her to harm her, so she assassinates her.
Unexpectedly, she is promoted to a Nightmare Assassin.
The fear of fruits and...
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#17
𝕂𝕖𝕟 𝔾𝕖𝕥𝕤 𝕀𝕥 -- 𝕊𝕞𝕦𝕥de Rowanjeanj
Chicken Barbie Beast makes Ken nut, then #pegallmen2020. Shrek cums as a surprise.
#18
There's Some Femboys In This Swamp...de ShaluigiLover2006
When tensions rise between newfound star-crossed lovers, Shrek and Waluigi, problems start to arise. How will their love fair against the world? Find out in this new thr...