Johnkat Stories

John Egbert, a high school guidance counselor, is faced with the challenge of raising one of the lowest bloods of the pets known as Trolls. Is he up for the challenges...

im moslty gonna be writing for myself but u can request stuff !!!!

Not mine Smut Comic

Oneshots! I know it says it's completed, but if you request something I'll try to write something for it.

Your name is karkat and you have always had a MASSIVE crush on John Egbert, you love his goofy smile, messy hair and dorky personality. Yet everytime you try to get clo...

John is very unfortunate. His dad abuses him He's bullied by his ex-bestfriend But, somehow, Karkat makes it all better. Yeah, all better. t/w: abuse, rape mention, homo...

cover drawn by yours truly :) requests r open, these are just short oneshots without much plot

What would happen if the Captors were in charge of the empire instead of the Piexies? In which Sollux is a spoiled prince, Mituna never got drain bamage...I mean brain...

A story about JohnKat.... obviously

the red that I am ashamed of drips off my wrist. He watches in schock. But unlike everyone else it is fear of my well being not because I am a monster. He is all that ma...

John and Dave going through life, together, or not.

Are you a Homestuck? Are you secretly a Homestuck? Well then this is the book for you. This book has all the Shit we Homestuck love. It has (will have) those things we u...

Four mutant friends fight there way out of custody from sector X and to hopefully free all mutants form the doom they are born for. Meeting some strange people along the...

Alternatively titled: In Which Karkat Repeatedly Trolls John, Not Receiving A Reply. Things Quickly Turn Shitty.

The Ultimate Crossover Literally everything I like that I can remember and fits with the theme. So we have Homestuck Voltron LOZ Fairy Tail Black Butler Supernatural The...

One-shots galore :P

//I obviously don't own homestuck\\ Karkat takes John out on their first date, and romantic shenanigans ensue along with very awkward times but really just all around ad...

hi guys! come ask us questions! karkles might bite but egbert and i are chill SHUT THE FUCK UP STRIDER.