Johnkat Stories

This story is an AU called AcademyStuck; in which John and Karkat are roommates and share a dorm at the beautiful Skaia Academy. This story will be like a Choose Your Own Adventure book (using suggested commands like a MSPFA webcomic) where the reader can choose what happens next! All suggested commands can be written in the comments below! Thanks a lot! -sn0wmanBeats

What happens when they finally beat the game? What happens, when they say good bye. Loosely based on 'Horns Over Heels' by Broadway Karkat.

In Which The Main Protagonist Finds Himself Met With A Decision Of Whether Or Not Troll Quadrants Can Work For Humans And Has To Choose Whether To Reject Redrom/Blackrom Interest A. Meanwhile, Redrom Interest B Begins To Have Similar Redrom Emotions For The Main Protagonist, And Is Met With A Challenge In Order To beat Redrom/Blackrom Interest A To The Quadrant. Redrom/Blackrom Interest A Vacillates Profusely Between Quadrants; There Is A Lot Of Teen Drama; Also The "John Is Not A Homosexual" Trope.

dave has been shipping his friends unironically for quite awhile, and had shipped john and karkat BLACK especially, and has actually happened, but when he was watching them fight, he realized something was a bit off: john wasn't hurting karkat as much as karkat was hurting him. It seemed dave has started to ship them RED, and it looks like john did too. (this is like dave auspistises for john and karkat KINDA) ((also if any characters are ooc, i'm so fuckin' sorry. it's my first time writing shit, dave will most likely be the most ooc at the most, if i do make them ooc.)) ((I GOT THIS IDEA WHILE TALKING TO SOMEONE ON OMEGLE)) ((agh also, this has MAINLY johnkat in it, so if you were wanting johndavekat, its mainly only johnkat and some auspstice!dave and johnkat)) (WOOPS) ((ps. there is going to be tons of vulgar words, you would expect that since it IS a homestuck fic, bluh and actually contains ALL quadrants, but i'm not going to tell you how the pale quadrant comes in, you'll have to read it.WONK ;y )) (((Pps. Credit to chamberlainaquarius on tumblr for the cover!!!))) EDIT:THANK YOU FOR OVER 100 reads!!!!!! EDIT2: JESUS CHRIST 200 READS????!?! hOW Edit 3: what the fuck???? 300 reads???? God damn lol

Fuck you all This is a crack fanfic Of johnkat

This is the sequel to my best reader: "A Boy and His...Troll?". I will be taking requests/chapter suggestions as I go. Please message me if you have any requests/suggestions or need to ask about it. Thanks! --------------- Karkat and John have now graduated from the regal Skaia Academy and are now trying to get through their adult lives outside of the campus. New lives, new jobs, new acquaintances, and all sorts of stuff! Read on to find out what happens to them in this thrilling romantic comedy novel!

I love johnkat, it's not my otp but I still love it!

((JohnKat)) John's joy mixes with Karkat's fury to create a beautifully caliginous melody of Furia Gaudioso I DO NOT OWN THE PICTURE I DON'T OWN HOMESTUCK OR IT'S CHARACTERS That's all Andrew Hussie's brilliance I don't own the cover either-I really tried to find the artist to credit them, but I'm pretty sure they deleted their account so...

I decided to put some of my RP starters on here. Just letting you all know that I am open to Homestuck RP and if you want to RP with me just hmu! Also, If you would like to use one of the starters for yourself, go ahead! But please keep it on wattpad and don't take full credit for the starter. Feel free to be inspired by the starters, whether it be for your own RP starter or a fanfic go ahead! But please tell me! I'd love to see what other people might come up with if they're inspired by my starters! Also, just so y'all know, most of these starters are going to have trigger warnings and will probably be sadstuck because DEPRESSION.

Humanstuck!Karkat is abused at home and hears these awful voices telling him such terrible things and he's beginning to believe them. He feels as if there is no hope left, until an heir of breath comes to his rescue. But, John has his own problems... So this is a collab story, it may be horrible, sorry. I am writing this with an @ABeginningAndAEnd. We decided to do this on a whim. All characters belong to Andrew Hussie.

John Egbert is 16 years old and is going to a different school because he just moved, he's so excited to meet new people. He thinks he won't make any friends but then on his first day, he meets tons of people. He makes friends with people like Dave, Rose, even Vriska and including a boy who never smiles... His name is Karkat Vantas and even though he says they weren't friends, he still counted him as one. Karkat didn't like anyone or anything at all. Now John has made a challenge to make him smile once! Will he be able to do it or fail? //Trigger Warnings// Homosexual. Swearing. Self-harm. Family Death. Abandonment. Homophobia. Suicidal Thoughts. Bad Childhood Environment. Bullying. NSFW. Smut. Rape.

((more canon then fannon tbh))

John is 14 now. He was going to confess to karkat, but that all changed when he saw him with Serket. Now he had no idea what was happening to him!

CherryPepsiCola JohnDaveKat smut, smut, and more smut

hi guys! come ask us questions! karkles might bite but egbert and i are chill SHUT THE FUCK UP STRIDER.

So the homestuck characters get kidnapped by some bitch, and they are forced to sing parodies. This should end well. There will be side ships. Someone did this with Hetalia and I was like good idea, me too.

John's heart broke at that moment. There was a black dread in his stomach, gnawing, bitting, spitting, fighting. So he did what any logical person would do in this situation. He ran. He ran, and would keep running until he was hidden. So he could die inside in peace. This is a JohnDave sadstuck story, so be warned. There will be a lot of angst. But if you are as self torturing as me, you won't have a problem with that.