Crumpet relats

The misfits were the greatest and also the worst mistake of her life.

EXTREME 1800'S SMUT

Hey! I'm starting a book club on Wattpad for everyone who wants to get involved. I'll be recommending a handful of Wattpad books every week that I've enjoyed or think de...

a MATVWLT fanfic mostly about crumpet and his mate.. *** Do you think he'll make it? Personally, I dont. You see, I know him. Deep down, Through and over the core. I've...

Melenia is a 16 year - old - girl who lives in the great, wide lands of Anal Country. She's a princess, a queen. She lives in Nudes Yolo City, and is perfectly happy wit...

A list of top notch banter from Britain!

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... OoOoOooOO... It's ladies night.....

Critical praise for SMUCK: "A slightly nihilistic tale about the futility of human endeavour." - Anthony Dermer "The idea is unique, the story is fun and...

Lily makes herself breakfast. Then war. I got bored ok

#167 in "humorous" • Skylar Evans was the definition of having the perfect life. A happy family, a loving boyfriend, a loyal best friend and her armor, art. Un...

Well, this is where I'm my glitchy self, also updates on my status and stuff

i made this for my friend at 5pm ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I decided to start a new UsUk story but with CATS!!!!!!! I hope you all enjoy this one!

---★--- A lovely one chapter book in which Darko (the dark alter ego of the YouTuber Dawko) comforts one of his victims after holding them hostage and stabbing them. ✨ ...

Swaggy Sam heard of the power held by the Crumpet of Doom, the power to control all baked goods in the world. As he prepares for his quest the thoughts of love and hope...

a story of you and mr crumpet