All pictures used are for visual representation. You are you, but some guys are too smexy not to use (I have to say this every time because there's always someone that comes at me for using a pic of people, claiming "I'm not a dude," or "that's not me." Just... shhh, read)
(Ps, the girl in the pic is in real life Jen, if you didn't know)
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September 22rd, 2018
I smiled to myself as I slowly sat the book down. "Man.." I wiped under my eye, not believing I was crying over a goddamn book. A book that took me six weeks to finish. "He's human again.. my baby R is human."
"Your baby who?" I cleared my throat and dropped the book with a nod. "You crying nigga?"
"Nah I ain't crying, what you talking about?" Robyn settled on my lap with a sarcastic glance as I slid my arms around her waist. "You ready to go?"
A soft 'mhm' left her lips, her hands sliding around my neck. "So this bachelor party.." I gave her a look when she squinted her eyes, I already knew what she was about to pull. "Planning to sleep with some strippers or something?"
I snorted and pulled her closer. "I might as well since you're holding out on me." Her mouth fell open before she lifted her left hand and punched me in the arm. It wouldn't have hurt as bad if she wasn't wearing that damn ring.
I slid my hand up to her neck and tightened my grip around her throat. "What I tell you about hitting me huh?" She smirked but her crazy ass lifted her head up.
"You ain't gonna do shit about it." My eyes turned to slits as she gave me a pointed, confident look.
"Oh really?"
"Really-" Her words were cut off by a gasp when I flipped up over to quickly hovered over her body with a smirk.
"See? This why I should be dicking ya ass down. You forgetting who you messing with." She laughed softly and held the side hood of my hoodie with a teasing smile. "You're just lucky I respect you enough to wait until our honeymoon to fuck you up."
"Oh fuck me up?" I nodded and she pulled me down to whisper into my ear. "We both know I'm the one fucking you up babe." My eyebrows raised when she lifted up halfway which made me roll onto my side, her lips pulling into a sly grin as she eyed me with teasing orbs. "So in reality, you the lucky one."
I shook my head and watched her raise up before strutting confidently across the flood when the doorbell rang around the house. I was lucky? She really must be tweaking if she thought she had more power of me than her. Well, sexually of course. I wasn't even gonna front like she didn't have me wrapped around her finger, because she did. But once the lights turned off and the sheets got wet, that was all me.
"Thanks again mom." She said as my mom walked in, Robert behind him.
I playfully glared and looked him up and down. "I didn't invite you." I said and he draped his arm around my mom.
"No? Well she did." I nodded slowly and walked up with my hand outstretched. "Wow? Giving up so early?" Just as he reached to shake my hand, I quickly spun him around and wrapped my arm around his neck. "Shit."
"Y/nn." My mom sighed and I looked over his shoulder with a smirk, her eyes rolling. "I need that man so please don't kill him."
"I'm not gonna kill him Ma." I looked over at Robert who was holding my arm around his neck. "You dying homie?"
"Not yet." He grumbled and I patted his chest with a chuckle before letting him go. "I fall for that every time huh?" I shrugged. He honestly did. "One day.. I'll be quicker."
"Yeah, when hell freezes over." I ran a hand through my hair before looking down when my Apple Watch beeped, letting me know someone was texting me. "Dante is going crazy, we gotta go."
I grabbed my backpack and pulled it on before grabbing Robyn's suitcase. When I raised up, I saw my mom smiling at me silently. "What's up?"
Her head shook. "Nothing just.." She sighed and grabbed my arms. "Next time I see you, it'll be at your rehearsal dinner.. for your wedding." I smiled softly when she pouted and rubbed my arms. "I'll save my heartfelt speech for the day but know I'm so proud of you, alright?"
I nodded and leaned forward to give her a hug. "I love you ma."
"I love you too."
"I love you too mom!" I chuckled when Rob came out of nowhere and joined the hug.
"You're so silly, Robyn." My mom said and rubbed her back. "Okay, you two go enjoy yourselves, I'll see you on the twenty fourth."
Before leaving, I stopped at the crib to say bye to my babies. "I'll see you in a few days, don't give maw-maw too much trouble, okay?" I gave them both a kiss before pushing back and jogging down the stairs.
"You ready?" Rob asked and I nodded before grabbing her bags again.
We left after another set of goodbyes, Lewis driving us to the airport. "Come here." I mumbled and draped my arm over her shoulder to pull her into my side. "I love you."
She squinted and looked up at me. "What do you want?"
What- I chuckled and shook my head. "Nothing, I just love you." She hummed and closed one eye, still looking at me suspiciously. "I'm serious. I don't want anything but an 'I love you' back right now."
She continued to stare at me before leaning up and pressing her lips to mine in a short but full kiss. "I love you too. Now hold me because I want you to smell like me so those bitches won't touch you."
"What bitches?" I questioned but pulled her closer. Her silence gave me chance to realize she was talking about the bachelor party. "I already told you there won't be any strippers." I mumbled and she hummed sarcastically. "There won't, at least I don't think so- but," I held up my hand when she snapped her head up. "Even if there was, knowing Dante, I wouldn't pay attention to them anyways."
She hummed sarcastically but laid back on my shoulder. "I'll kill a bitch about you." I nodded knowingly and pressed a kiss to her forehead. "You believe that right?"
"I know boo. I'll just make sure you ain't gotta kill no one, alright?"
"Okay, I'm holding you to it."
For the rest of the ride to the airport we just stayed silent and just basked in one another's presence. Lowkey knowing that this would be the second to last time I'd see her before we'd be seeing the wedding venue. When I'd make her my wife. Crazy shit right?
"Look at the wed to be!" I looked over my shoulder at Dante as he climbed out of his Maserati with a big ass smile. "And she drippin? Hello."
"I'm always drippin' boy, what you mean?" I gave him a bro hug before hugging Melissa. "Wassup Melly Mel."
"You 'bout to turn up huh?" I silently looked at Robyn when she swiftly walked up and raised her eyebrows, waiting for my response. "Bitch if you don't chill? You act like we ain't got some magic mike nigg-"
"Aht! Shut up." My jaw dropped as I directed my attention to Rob, my hand resting on my chin. "You talk too goddamn much, Melissa."
"Hold on." I raised my hand and she ran a hand through her hair before looking at me with an 'innocent' smile. "So you all over me but you got strippers coming? Say less." She smacked her lips and held onto the back of my hoodie when I started to the private jet. "Dante, Jay, bring y'all asses on!"
Once I reached the step, I felt her weight suddenly on my back. "Stooop." Laughing, I held onto her thighs before turning toward the steps and sitting down, her taking the step above me. "You better not touch none of them."
"I'll try." Before she could jump down my throat, I called Melissa. "Mel, can you take some pictures of us real quick?" I tossed her my phone.
We took a few pictures sitting before she tried walking down the steps but I quickly wrapped my arms around her and planted a kiss on her lips. "Babe-" She giggled against my lips before pulling back. "I'm not wearing the smudge proof today." She said and swiped my bottom lip with her thumb. "Looking like the Joker."
If one more person try to get with that Joker shit.. I let it go and walked down the steps with her to the car since they'd be taking a different jet. Yes.. a separate jet. We were going to different places since she wanted to her home island, celebrating with her close cousins and shit.
Meanwhile, we were going somewhere a little different. Same party vibes, different culture.
"Jen, I missed you mama." I said once I saw the former assistant. She went from being Rob's assistant to the project manager of Fenty. Basically her manager but also having a hand in her business. That's probably one of the biggest things I love about Robyn.. if you're close to her and she eats, she's gonna make sure you eat too.
"I know, everything's been so busy huh?" I nodded and pulled back, going to say something but she spoke first. "I'll make sure to keep her safe, I know that's what you're gonna ask."
"Damn.." I shook my head as I laughed softly. "You've always seen right through me."
"Pilots ready." Dante called and I gave him a thumbs up before facing my girl, soon to be wife, again. Ain't that some crazy shit?
I played with her hair, my eyes holding hers until her face started to heat up. "Stop looking at me like that." She mumbled, her eyes dropping to her shoes before she cleared her throat and looked back up at me.
"Like what?" I whispered, still keeping my gaze firmly on her. She pressed her hands against my chest and lightly pulled at my chain.
"Like.." Her eyes ran over my shoulder, voice lowering. "Like you wanna fuck me in front of everybody or something."
And she thought I wouldn't?
I looked behind me and tilted my head when I glanced back at her. "I'd make love to you in front of the queen of England, the Obamas, and the pastor of my church if you asked me too."
She dropped her head on my chest as she chuckled deeply. "Not your pastor babe." I shrugged in response. "Okay, can you wait just a few more days then?"
"I'll try. I might end up flying to Barbados tomorrow when you're drunk enough to give me some." Her lips smacked as she pushed me back. "Or.. shit, that's considered nonconsensual huh? Never mind."
"Get on your damn flight." She said and pulled me into another hug. "Be safe, I love you. Don't get too crazy, alright? But have fun."
"Same for you, I love you shorty." I finally pulled back with another kiss, my lips pouted as I walked backwards. "I miss you already.."
"If you don't get your gay ass.." Jay pushed me to the plane and I climbed up with a chuckle. I settled on the seat, Jay and Dante taking the spots next to me. I did have a few more 'groomsmen' but I wanted my bachelor party to be just them. Not saying Rajad and Rorrey weren't special or close to me, they were, but it was just.. I don't know. Something about spending the night with them just felt right, and they understood.
"What are you doing?" Dante questioned, my head pressed to the window as I watched Melissa and Robyn jump around the tarmac while waving. I snorted when they starting to twerk, then I looked over at Dante and saw him recording me. "You're acting like a simp."
"Fuck you." I looked back out and smiled when Rob make a heart with her fingers, her lips pulled into a wide smile. I made a heart back and let out a chuckle when they suddenly ran while screaming when the jet engine turned on loudly. Scary asses.
"So I'm tryna turn this nigga up.. and she over here being a lil bitch like damn."
I leaned over into the camera, my shoulder pushing Dante out of frame. "Ain't nobody being a lil bitch, I saw you blow a kiss at Melissa my nigga.." I raised my eyebrows as I ran an hand through my hair. "Damn I look good hold on." His eyes rolled when I licked my lips and squinted my eyes. "Shiiit, on God I should not be let outta the house."
"Bruh if you don't.." he pushed me back out of the way and I looked down at my phone with a smile. And of course, I got the usual send off message.
Wife🥰💕: I LOVE YOU AGAIN
Wife🥰💕: Think of me when you see them girls cause I'm the baddest bitch you'll ever get 😘
Me: DAT PART. Mah bad gal 😜 I love you too, on everything ❤️
Wife🥰💕: Prove it. Show me off to the world!
Me: Don't I always?
Wife🥰💕: AGAIN! I'm a needy bitch
I looked up and saw us still slowly turning to face the runway where we would be taking off. I had to hurry because I was not about to have my phone on when it took off.
After picking a picture that Mel took, I posted on twitter for this needy ass girl.
@Y/n: Us vs the- nobody because there ain't no competition HA HA. ✈️❣️ wanna go get married? @badgalriri
@badgalriri: I hate your annoying ass 🙄 ya captions always SUCK
@badgalriri: Meet you at the altar tho?
Me: I'll bring the snacks
Wife😍💕: 😂😂 ily. Airplane mode?
Me: Yup. Later loser
Wife😍💕: Bye slut
I shook my head with a smile before turning my phone on airplane mode and leaning back in my seat. "So, what's the plans?"
I immediately felt a bit fearful when both Jay and Dante smirked with little evil looks in their eyes. "It's Brazil, Y/n." Jay started, Dante finishing it. "The city will make the plans for us."
Oh.. Jesus be with me.
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"I don't like this shit, not one bit. How much longer?" I said, my view cut off from the world. After we landed we got to the Airbnb where we would be staying in, and I was told to change into swimming trunks and a plain shirt.
I figured we'd be going swimming or something.. then I was given a goddamn blindfold and shoved into a car. I've been complaining about food the entire time until they gave me a burger and told me to shut up. Now I didn't have anything else to complain about except the time..
"Relax, we're almost there. Here." I raised my hand and felt my grasp come in contact with a bottle. From my many years of trying different liquor (thanks to college) I instantly knew it was a bottle of Tito's. Aka, the devils alcohol. "Come on we're taking a shot."
"You couldn't get Ciroc? Or goddamn Patron?" I sighed, my nose automatically wrinkling up at the thought of tasting this shit.
"Don't be a pussy, you're too sober and sober you complains about everything so.." I felt the bottle lifted to my mouth and I huffed before tilting it back and forcing this vile ass liquid down my throat. I took three swallows, equivalent to three shots.
I cleared my throat loudly as I lowered it, then feeling something else get in my hand so I quickly drank it. Lemonade? They knew me so well. "Aye we here.. you ready?"
I heard the door opened and my hands were grabbed to lead me out of the car. I could feel the wind whipping through my hair, the sun bright behind the blindfold. Then I heard the sound of crunching under my feet, like.. pebbles and dirt. This didn't feel like the beach..
I felt them lift me up onto something, a flat surface now replacing the dirt. "On three?" I heard Dante whisper and I assumed Jay was the one behind me undoing the blindfold. "One.. two.. three!"
Once it was snatched off, it took my eyes a moment to adjust to the brightness. But once it did.. "What the hell?!" I jumped back from the edge of the plane and subconsciously clung to Jay as they both laughed. That's when I realized the 'plane' was actually grounded. Jeez I'm stupid. "You're both assholes."
"You're welcome." Jay said and turned me to face the opposite direction to see some guys with jumpsuits on. I looked back at my brother with wide eyes and he smiled. "I remember you saying you wanted to go sky diving at least once in your life. So.. let's fuckin' do it."
"For the record." Dante said with his finger pointed at me. "You know how terrified I am of heights so don't ask me to do anymore crazy shit after this." With a laugh, I gave him a bro hug before following the instructors to get changed.
I was put into a jumpsuit before told to watch a video on the proper techniques. Then I had to sign a liability form, all that good stuff. And before I knew it we were getting onto the small plane.
"So, Y/n, for memory purposes, tell the camera how you're feeling right now." I looked over at Jay and saw him holding an old VHS looking camera. Most definitely Aaliyah's.
"I'm feeling good man," I shook my head and looked up at the dude who I would be jumping with. "I'm strapped to my friend Jon here." He cracked a smile and gave the camera a Shaka sign. "And we're about to jump outta a fuckin plane."
"Man.." I looked at Dante and he was staring out of the window with wide eyes, his chest rising and falling rapidly. "I can't do this shit man, I can't do this- stop the plane!"
I reached over and covered his mouth, trying to hold in my laughter. "Bro shut the hell up. If they stop the plane right now we gon' fall." His eyes widened even more. "Listen to me- listen." I repeated when he shook his head. "Think about Melissa. You want her to see you screaming like a pussy or you wanna make her scream after she see you jumping from a goddamn plane like a sexy motherfucker?"
He nodded slowly. "Yeah. I want the last one." I lightly tapped the back of his head before scooting back again. "You jump first."
"Let's get it." Soon we got the jumping height and I was scooted to the edge of the plane door, my feet hanging out. I took in a deep breath, everything suddenly getting real. We were so goddam high and you could almost see all of Brazil. I saw the water, the green hills, all the buildings. That nervousness turned to excitement as the wind whipped against me. I looked over Jay and winked at the camera. "If anything goes wrong.. tell Robyn not to sell my shoes bruh."
"Ready? Arms in.." The instructor said and I held my arms in an X against my chest as he tilted forward. If I thought the wind was strong before, it was like a hurricane now. I let my arms out when he said and suddenly we were falling through the air.
"Holy shit!" I exclaimed, my eyes wide when it felt like I was genuinely flying. It was like.. gravity didn't exist yet we were going down. Imagine the feeling you get when jumping on a trampoline. How you go so high and for a split second, you're floating? Now make that split second almost a minute.
I laughed to myself since I couldn't believe I was falling through the fucking sky. What kinda shit..
"Hands in!" The guy called through the sound of rushing wind and I tucked my arms in again, the sudden force from falling being pulled up. I raised my head and saw the parachute open in a Brazilian flag before I grabbed onto the handles he told me to. "Your friend is right there." He said and I looked to my right to see Dante falling above us. It was silent, then when he passed I heard his loud, deep ass scream, then it faded as he continued going down.
I couldn't hold in my laugh at how funny it sounded. Seconds later his parachute was pulled and he was raising up above us again. Still screaming. This nigga..
The next few minutes were spent gliding down, the guy guiding us across the landing area while I enjoyed the view. Brazil really was beautiful, not to mention I could feel the alcohol start to kick in which always brought out the appreciative feeling in me.
A lot of people I knew got violent when drunk, some emotional, others more goofy. Ehem.. Dante. But me, I tended to just see the beauty in everything. Like, look at that ocean man. Beautiful.
Once we landed, I was instantly unhooked and I thanked the guy before looking up to watch Dante land a few moments later. "When I said make her scream.." I teased and he playfully rushed me before tackling me to the ground.
"Nigga that was lowkey lit!" He exclaimed and I laughed before pushing him off of me. "I couldn't breathe for like five seconds but shit, that was live."
He helped me up just as Jay landed and he nonchalantly ran a hand across his forehead. We both silently stared at him as he continued walking past us. "One second." He mumbled. When he suddenly leaned over into a bush, we both got the gist and looked away.
"So we heading back to the Airbnb?" I asked and Dante gave me a look as we took off our jumpsuits. "What?" I mumbled.
"Bro this was just an appetizer to get you loose." I gave him a look of mostly confusion. But again, the liquor was moving and 'why not' was on my side.
So I shrugged. "Where to?"
Two hours later
"Y/n, Y/n, Y/n!"
"No no no." I said and shook my head as I felt people pull me through the crowd of the.. pool party? I don't know, it was a big ass pool and a bunch of fucking people. Eighty percent of them? Women.
I was pushed into a chair and gave Dante a look as he snickered while hanging onto my brothers shoulder. 'Assholes' I mouthed when my hands were tied to the chair.
With a sigh, I looked up when two girls started to walk through the surrounded crowd and I was just thankful no one seemed to be recording or anything.
One of the Brazilian beauty's spoke up with a smirk. "Open wide, baby." I made a sound of pure fear before letting my head tilt back. She lifted the bottle of Ciroc (finally) and held my chin as the liquor started to drop into my mouth.
I swallowed as much as I could before shaking my head and pulling back, some dripping down my chest. My eyes widened when the girl leaned down to lick it off. "Wait," I shook my head with a laugh, her tongue lowkey tickling me but I scooted the chair back, my head still shaking. "Nah I can't do that, we can't go there miss."
She pouted but I shrugged. "Okay... we dance then, yes?" I looked down with a groan when she sat on my lap. These niggas was trying to get me killed out here bruh..
I looked over at Jay and Dante again with a straight face as the girl gave me a lap dance. "Aye, on everything I'm drowning y'all asses." I called out.
Huffing slightly, I looked back at the girl that was doing absolutely nothing for me. She was pretty but like.. she wasn't Rihanna ya dig?
I let it ride out before I glanced down at the ropes that were holding me and realized I could probably just wiggle myself out. So that's what I did. I slyly moved my arm back and forth until I had enough space to slid my hands under the arm rest.
With ease, I pulled myself free and raised up as the girl gasped in shock. I hugged her with a smile. "Thank you." I said before turning and running for my idiot brothers. I wrapped my arms around both of them and took us straight down to the pool as I said I would.
I felt them both fight against me when I kept them in my grasp to force us down the pool before I pushed them both down and floated myself up. When I surfaced, I shook my hair back and swam to the edge. "My phone!" Jay exclaimed once his head popped up, phone in hand. I smirked when he splashed water at me.
"I told you I was gonna drown your ass. You lucky I need to breathe too." I pushed myself up on the edge and looked around as everyone started to party again. I still didn't know who's party this was.
"Oh wow." I turned my head and saw heels first, then long light skin legs which stopped short by some ripped shorts. "So this what you doing now huh?" I blinked slowly as Saweetie smirked and pushed the back of my head lightly. "I'm suppose to be flying to Paris for a wedding in a few days.. what's this?"
"Bachelor party." I mumbled and pushed myself up quickly. "What're you doing here?" I asked, subconsciously taking note of the white bikini top she had on. Man she looked good. I mean.. no, I'm good- am I though? I shook my head to myself and focused on what she was saying.
"..concert so we're kicking it." Was al I caught but I nodded as if I heard everything. "I got a yacht if you wanna come hang. It's more poppin' than this I can tell you."
I smiled and nodded softly. "Oh is that right?" I rubbed my chin before getting Jay and Dante's attention. "Y'all wanna take the party to a yacht?"
"Hell yeah."
So we did. And she wasn't lying, it was more lit. And I mean.. they were playing my kind of music which instantly was a lit party in my eyes. You play ATL shit? I'm probably staying until the sun comes up.
And that's the mood Jay and I were in especially.
"To the windoooowww!" I sung loudly, my arm around my brothers shoulder as we jumped up and down, gaining everyone's attention but also feeding them our energy. "To the wall!"
I spotted Saweetie leaned against the railings, laughing her ass off as she recorded us. I pulled away from Jay and walked up to her with a limp in my step. "You know what the fuck goin on, it's ATL hoe. What you know about that, shawty?" I said, throwing up east side with my fingers to the camera.
"Who you bangin' on, Y/n?" She said sassily before flipping the camera and holding up the 'w' with her a fingers. "You know that's right. Yay areaa." I waved my hand before bringing my glass to my lips and taking a sip as I leaned against the railing next to her. "So you ready to get married?" She asked after putting her phone up.
I puffed my cheeks and looked around the party. "Yeah I think so." Her eyebrows furrowed as she leaned over to give me a look. "I mean yeah, yes I'm ready."
"Okay.. 'cause I was about to say." Smiling to myself, I looked down at the liquor and swirled the cup. "Rihanna is like, the baddest bitch ever. I feel like no other celebrity you date could amount to her."
I hummed and shrugged. "I wouldn't know." Her head tilted when I looked up at her again. "I haven't dated another celebrity." Her jaw dropped and I snorted at her shocked face. "That's surprising?"
"Yeah I mean.." The blasian beauty started with a giggle. "The first famous person you get is Rihanna? And.. you haven't gotten with any other celebrity?"
I shrugged and swayed slightly. "Well, there was one girl but it was a one night thing.." I considered LeighAnne a celebrity, right? She wasn't as popular in the states but yeah, she was still famous. "And yeah, just her and Rih."
"Damn." She mumbled and I looked over at her with raised eyebrows. "I mean, good for you because shit, some people gotta climb they way to Rihanna's level but you just shot for the stars." I chuckled under my breath and brought my glass to my lips again.
"If I didn't shoot for her, shit, I'd most definitely shoot for you." Her eyes widened as she whipped her head to me with her hair flying over her shoulder. It took a moment for my drunk ass to register why she looked so shook and when I did, I choked on my own drink. "Wait-"
"Well damn." She said with a growing smirk, her eyes squinting as she gave me a side eye. "I know this a bachelor party but.."
"No," I shook my head quickly. "I didn't mean like.. now- well not later either but like.. if.." I huffed and shook my head again when she chuckled and waved her hand. "Stop laughing."
Her hand on my forearm as she smiled in amusement. "Boo, any way you try to fix it is gonna sound wrong so just.." She made a shushing sound and raised her glass. "Just clank the shit and let's drink."
"Deal." I breathed out and connected our cups before taking a sip. Talking always get me in trouble so I'm just gonna.. yeah.. sip.
"Yo," I nodded at Dante as he walked up with a sly smile. He glanced at Saweetie for a moment and looked at me with raised eyebrows before shaking his head. "You wanna see who can take more shots?"
I smirked. "You're on."
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The next morning
"Shit" I mumbled when I woke up to a throbbing headache from the.. floor? I looked down at my hand and saw it sitting in a large bucket of water, my other hand holding a pretzel. When the fuck did I get a pretzel?
When I pushed off of the ground, the wind gave me a chill and that's when I saw the large wet spot on the carpet.. then the feeling of wetness over me.. and my hand was-
"Oh hell no." I groaned and quickly rushed to the bathroom while peeling off my clothes with every step. No way I fucking pissed myself dude.
I pushed the bathroom door open and saw Jay laying in the empty tub with a bag of lemons on his chest. "Get the hell out." I grumbled kicking him lightly.
He jolted up and rubbed his eyes before looking at me in confusion. His eyes landed on my briefs.. my wet briefs and a weak, tired laugh left his lips. "Hey it worked." He climbed out and pointed at me. "You pissed yourself."
I pushed him out of the bathroom before turning the water on and getting in, my body not even minding the cold since I still probably had pints of liquor in my system. I scrubbed my body like never before since I couldn't remember the last time I pissed myself. Maybe middle school? Gross.
Once I felt I was clean enough, I got out and walked to the mirror with a huff. What even happened last night? I remember having a drink off with Jay and Dante, then leaving once the boat docked to get some tacos..
I shook my head and wiped the mirror from the slight fog. I just hope I didn't do anything stu.. My eyes widened when I looked in the mirror at my face. No I didn't have a tattoo (luckily) but.. "When the fuck did I.." I tapped my nose slightly, wincing at the slight pain. I got a nose piercing. What the hell..
I mean, I still looked good but shit. My nose??
With a sigh, I left the bathroom and went into the bedroom to change into some shorts and a plain white beater. "Aye I'm going for breakfast, meet me there." I called out while grabbing my phone and making my way outside. The Airbnb we were in was just off of the beach, an outdoor restaurant there an everything.
I greeted the hostess and sat myself at the small raven facing the ocean. Just as I relaxed, my phone rung. I looked down and saw an incoming FaceTime from Wife🥰💕. Instantly, I smiled and answered.
"Are you as tore up as me right now?" Were her first words and I smiled when I saw an unlit blunt between her lips, eyes still low and squinted. She wakes up high, that's funny.
"I think you may have me beat." I grabbed my hat off of my head and sat it on the table. "You have fun last night?"
She nodded slightly. "I went to sleep two hours ago. Woke up because my boobs got full." I snorted when she huffed. "I forgot I still need to pump and shit so.." she lowered the phone and I saw the two machines hard at work.
"I can fly out and suck em for you?" She lifted the camera and gave me a look. "What? It don't taste like regular milk?"
"You can find out when I see you because now I'm makin' you try it." I shrugged, never one to back down from a challenge. She then suddenly leaned up and squinted her eyes at the screen. "Do you have a pimple on your nose?" I looked at myself and saw the lighting casting a dark shadow so I lifted my head and the sun gleamed on the piercing. "Holy shit."
"Yeah, I don't even remember getting it but I look good huh?" I turned my head to give her angles. "You lucky you got someone as sexy as me."
She rolled her eyes and leaned back. "If you don't get your ass.." I heard the machine stop suddenly then her hand came into view as she lit the blunt.
"Do a ghost, do a ghost." I said and she took a hit before moving her hand and letting the smoke leave her mouth, then sucking it back in a perfect ghost. "Ayyyye!" I cheered and she laughed softly, she smoke leaving her nose. "What you doing right now? At the pool?"
She nodded. "Yea, I'm at my house right now." Her head laid back as she sighed. "I miss you."
"Thank you." I said once the waitress brought out a glass of out the juice and water. "You miss me?" I asked and took a sip of my OJ. She nodded. "I miss you too. I didn't get woken up by a kiss today and it felt weird."
"I know.. couple more hours though." She said before turning her head when someone off screen called her. "Okay." She looked back at me. "Leandra made breakfast so ima go eat. Call me before you get ready to leave."
I nodded and ran a hand through my hair before blowing her a kiss. "Tell cuzzo I said hi. I love you."
"I love you too, byeee."
After she hung up, I pulled my hat back on and looked at myself in my camera. "Hello sexy." I mumbled and took a few pictures before, of course, I had to post them.
@Y/n: gm brazil. y'all are so beautiful this morning. I woke up with a goddamn nose ring but we still feelin' good. what y'all think.. how I look? & don't cap
@badgalriri: you look like your son when he's about to take a shit.
@Y/n: LMAOOO bruh I fuckin hate you. I'm blocking your ass right now @badgalriri
@badgalriri: 🥱 ✌🏽
@Y/n: what a dickhead
@thebsimone: Y'all make me feel so goddamn single. Stop it!
I looked up when the chairs scraped, Jay sitting at my side with a half dead look. "Last night was wild man." He said with a raspy voice. "Haven't partied like that since college."
"On God." Dante mumbled and pulled up the chair across from us. "I feel like- ah shit!" I raised my eyebrows when he quickly jumped up from his seat and rubbed his butt. "The hell did I sit on?"
The chair was empty.
He pulled the top of his shorts down and my jaw dropped when I saw a pair of red lips on the top of his ass. Tattooed. "What is it?!" He exclaimed when Jay fell out of his seat laughing. I covered my mouth, trying not to make the situation worse but..
Dante snatched his phone off of the table and used his camera to see. His eyes flew open. "What the fuck?!" He screamed and that's when I lost it. I dropped back in my seat, my hands holding my stomach as he started freaking out. "Who kissed my ass?!"
"Hey.." Jay said as he raised up, eyes watering. "You always telling people to kiss your ass.. so.. it finally happened."
I leaned on his shoulder as we laughed together. This shit was too funny.
"It's not funny!" Dante exclaimed and slowly sat back down with a wince. "Someone kissed my fucking ass."
I grabbed my cup of orange juice before looking up when someone approached our table. "Excuse me?" A girl said with a smile. She looked at Jay. "Do you, by chance, have my lipstick?" Jay looked at her in confusion. "You asked to borrow it last night? You said you'd keep it in your front pocket for safe keeping."
He looked down at his pocket and pulled out the tube. I took a sip of my OJ, now as confused as him. "Why would I ask to borrow.."
His eyes widened. My eyes widened. Dante.. screamed again. "You kissed my ass?!"
I spit out my orange juice and swear my stomach was gonna pop from how hard I laughed this time. As if it couldn't get any better! I watched Dante shoot up and lunge for Jay but he was already up and running, the two of them now playing cat and mouse around patio.
Grabbing my juice again, I shook my head with a soft chuckle. "Best bachelor party ever."
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