"Baby can you wet the uh.." I looked up from my phone as Robyn looked in the mirror while putting on her eyeliner. "Can you wet my sponge a little?" I raised off of the bed and grabbed her makeup sponge thing before taking it to the connected bathroom.
As I put the sponge under the water, I heard a song start to play in the other room and I smirked.
"Blame it in the goose, got you feelin' loose.."
Oh this was my shit.
I squeezed the water out before walking into the bedroom and holding it out for her. She went to reach for it but I quickly slid my hand behind my back, making her look up at me with furrowed eyebrows. "Give it."
"Get it." I said with a shrug and she rolled her eyes before reaching around me to grab it and which gave me the space to move forward and straddle her lap, my smirk widening when she chuckled lowly. "You can't put on Jamie Foxx and not expect a lap dance."
"Y/nn." She groaned out when I grabbed her hands and pressed them to my stomach. "People are showing up already."
"So? This is our baby shower, let them wait." Her head tilted as she looked up at me with amused eyes, her own smile spreading when I playfully grinded on her to the tempo of the song. "I hear you saying what ya won't do.. but you know we probably goin' do.." She dropped her head back with a laugh when I started to unbutton my shirt.
"Yesss, strip for me baby." She sung out and I pushed my shirt open like Superman, her hands trailing down my chest with a smirk. I then leaned forward and pressed a kiss to her lips before quickly spinning around twerking on her for shits and giggles.
Another laugh left her lips as she leaned forward and grabbed her purse off of the vanity desk before pulling out a literal stack of cash. So she just carried.. okay.
"Shake it baby!" I dropped my head with a deep laugh when she threw some hundreds and fifties at me before slapping my ass.
"Oh wow."
I quickly straightened up and looked at the door to see my.. my mom standing there with raised eyebrows. "Mom what-" I closed my shirt and cleared my throat before grabbing Robs phone and pausing the music. Meanwhile, my damn fiancée had her mouth covered, shoulders shaking indicating she was trying to hold in her laughter.
"The door was open so I just wanted to ask if you needed me to pick up the cake.. but it seems you've got enough to give out huh?" My eyes widened as she smirked teasingly. "Hi Robyn, your makeup looks beautiful."
"Thanks Mom." She said in-between chuckles. I forced a smile until she walked out, my eyes closing in embarrassment. My mom just walked in with me twerking on Robyn.. while she made it rain. "That was funny." She grabbed the sponge (that I forgot I had) from my hand with a head shake. "You do have a nice ass though. Your mom sees it too-"
"Stop it." I groaned before kneeling down and starting to pick up the money. "That was so embarrassing."
"I want a repeat. But next time.. naked." I looked up at her with my eyebrows raised as she winked while walking into the bathroom. "I'm sure your moms seen you naked-"
"Robyn!"
She simply laughed and closed the bathroom door. I huffed and put the money back into a stack before looking at it with a hum. Ima hide her money.
I raised up and moved over to the mattress, starting to raise it. "Put my shit back." I snapped my eyes to the door, only to see it still closed. How in the hell.. "I know you babe and it ain't gonna work out too well for ya now." I huffed and punched the air at her knowing me so damn well.
"Stop knowing me!" I called out while putting the stack back into her purse. Her chuckle was muffled behind the bathroom walls as I buttoned my shirt back up. "Are you almost ready?"
"Yeah, gimme a second." She called out so I sat down on the bed and scrolled through my phone to past time by.
The Table Talk with Jada dropped.. yesterday? I believe it was either yesterday or early this morning. Needless to say, the outcome was more responsive than I anticipated.
@DanteBJ: Aye you strong as fuck @Y/n my patna for life. 2010 til infinity and ain't nothing gonna stop it.
@Y/n: Til the wheels fall off ya heard.. then we gon' put one some new fortys! @DanteBJ
@d2ucrew: Y/n crying? Right in front of my salad? @Y/n how fucking rude.. got me crying and shit
@sxraaa: Honestly I never cry, I just don't for celebrities but I did get a lil misty eyed for this video man. I can't imagine going though alla that. And still pulling through? @Y/n who tf wanted to cancel u???
@indigoat: honestly I'm guilty for judging you too harshly @Y/n I apologize. I didn't know all the background.. ya life seem hard enough.
@weednozone: Ong you a different breed. But I highkey laugh at the fact Rihanna said you wasn't cute. Lord knows ole girl was full of cap cause...
@weednozone: pure S E X right there @Rihanna don't lie
@navygang: Can we talk about how Y/n looks at Rihanna tho? Like we saw it in the GQ video but she literally is the embodiment of 🥺 they so in loveeeee. I'm so singleeee
@Navies: lmao Rih pregnant.
@navygang: 👀👀
@Navies: because I am dedicated yet have no life, I've taken the recent picture that's been posted from the last three months. Enjoy :)
@Navies: Like in February, I was like okay.. slim thick Rih. I'm here for it.
@Navies: Then March.. slim thick Rih became covering her stomach at allll times Rih, clothes alllways baggie Rih 👀
@Navies: and now. April thirtieth. The confirmation?
@Navies: "I haven't even had a drink for like.. (a while)" ladies and gentleman, we got em 😎
@Y/nssweats: I- wow. Like.. @Rihanna @Y/n can one of y'all plz confirm or deny?? I know y'all all about ya privacy but you can't hide a baby AND an album from us Robyn.
"Robyn!" Seconds later the bathroom door swung open an I momentarily forgot what I was about to say. She was wearing a flowing white dress with a black fedora on her head. Pure angelic..
"What?" She mumbled while putting on lipstick, her smoky green eyes nonchalantly staring me down.
I blinked slowly and tried to reprogram my brain to work. "Your fans they s- they wanna- they asked.." I dropped my head and chuckled to myself when she snorted. "Fuck." I mumbled with a groan.
"Damn, I forgot about little stutter stutter." She teased and I simply raised my middle finger at her with a huff. "I kinda missed making your ass trip over your words with just a look."
"Well you just did it so.." I huffed and leaned back on my elbows, continuing to look her up and down. "Goddamn you look good. Slip me a lil a leg mama." She playfully struck a pose before slowly pushing the slit of her dress open. "Sheesh... come sit on my face real quick."
She smacked her lips and straightened her dress. "Don't tease, you know we gotta go downstairs." I shrugged and licked my lips before raising up. "Y/nn.." she said warningly when I slowly stalked towards her. "I just got fresh, don't play."
I huffed and slid my arms around her waist before dropping my head into her neck, my lips pressing to her pulse point. "But I'm hungry," I trailed my kisses up to her ear as I whispered. "And you're my favorite meal.. let me eat, babe." I could feel her sinking into my embrace as I slid my hands down to cup her ass, all while simultaneously pulling lightly at her ear with my teeth.
"See? And this is why we're here in the first place." I huffed and rested my head on her shoulder at the other voice, ruining my moment. "Don't huff at me. Come downstairs children."
"Mel." I mumbled and pulled back to give her a look. "You need a man." Her eyes left mine for a moment as she looked at Robyn and I followed her gaze, my eyebrows raising when Rob pursed her lips and looked away. "What?"
"Nothing, just hurry ya asses up."
When Mel left, I looked back at Robyn as she grabbed her lipstick and finished putting it on. "What was that look? I always feel left out with you two." I said with a sigh.
She rested her hands on my shoulders, her nude colored lips pulling into a smile. "Don't worry about it, best friend stuff." I hummed lowly with a frown. "Come on, we're finding out what your little homies are today so.. smile." She smacked my butt with a wink before starting out of the room.
Something was up.. I knew it. But I spent five years in college studying business, not girls eye talk. I hated girls eye talk. I never understood it. Like, how do you look at someone and just know what's being thought of. Not even Dante and I could that.. unless it involved woman- not anymore of course. But like, in the past.. you know what I mean.
Anyways, sighing to myself, I followed after her downstairs where a group of people were. Obviously it wasn't packed but it was a good gathering.
There was a no social posting policy, and they literally signed a NDA form. That's how serious Rob was about confirming this herself. And hey, it was her body so shit.. I handed out the pens.
"Oh she's here. I heard you were busy trying out for Magic Mike XXL." Aaliyah said and I looked at my mom who 'innocently' twirled the straw in her drink.
"I have no idea what you're talking about." I mumbled and looked around at all the cute baby decorations. Pink and blue themed but that wasn't the cute part. To fit theme, instead of just pink and blue balloons, there were pink and blue Jabbawockeez masks. It fit the whole "secret gender" thing.
Whoever came up with that was a genius. Oh wait, it was me. Man I'm good.
"Has anyone seen Dante and Mel? They suppose to be hosting this stuff." I asked as I scanned the room for them, only for my eyes to land on a few people I knew.. The Migos. But it's who was on Quavo's arm that caught my attention. "No fucking way." I breathed out and rubbed my eyes before leaning forward slightly.
"Oh wow." I heard a huff and quickly looked away as Robyn leaned on the table and gave me a look. "Really? At my baby shower?"
"What?" I mumbled with a smile as I let my left hand rest on her belly before hugging her gently. "I was looking at the balloons." She hummed sarcastically. "I love you."
"Mhm, you have two minutes to go say hi and let ya eyes wonder while I talk with my mom."
I smiled wildly and pressed a kiss to her cheek. "You're the best. You're my favorite."
"A minute, fifty." She called out with a smirk while walking away.
"Y'all are so weird." Aaliyah mumbled as I shimmied my shoulders to myself happily. "But she's hot so.. I'd like to meet her too." I raised my eyebrows when she pushed back from the table and started walking ahead of me. Well.. okay sis.
When we approached them, I greeted the guys first. Only Offset and Quavo came, Takeoff not one for parties unless it was at the club. I didn't blame him. Then I gave Cardi a hug. "You look amazing, I fucks with this jacket." I said as I admired the unreleased drip from Chanel and she raised her shoulders, her head turning to the side as she smiled.
"Well thank ya. I had to drip a lil somethin' somethin', you know what I'm sayin?" She said in that funny ass voice she did, I couldn't help but laugh.
"For real. Ima have to get one." I then looked over, my eyes literally orgasming a little bit as Saweetie smiled at me. Looord I know I'm taken but goddamn. She was a work of art. "Hey, it's nice to meet you." I said as I raised my hand politely, knowing her man was right here.. and my girl was no doubt somewhere lurking and watching my every move.
"You too." How was her hand so soft? Goodness gracious. "You know what's so funny?" I hummed as she smiled widely. "I saw you in LA like three years ago." My eyebrows furrowed until she elaborated. "You played against USC when I went there and everyone was talking about the 'female football player.' I didn't know it was you until Quav told me on the way here."
"Oh shit." I shook my head and crossed my arms. "That's crazy, before we were both known huh? Could've never expected meeting like this." She nodded in agreement. "You were probably rocking the wrong red but..."
"Nah," she putvup a peace sign which was also the USC hand sign. "Trojans fa life."
I waved her off and looked at her mans. "USC alums be boujee as hell, I hope you can handle that."
In Quavo fashion, he shifted on his feet nonchalantly before looking over at Saweetie. "Don't question what I can handle man." He spoke calmly with a grill filled smile. "She a Trojan, I wear Trojans, we straight." I laughed as he raised his hand to me and I gave him a bro hug. "Congratulations on the baby."
"Thanks bro. Oh yeah," I draped my arm over Aaliyahs shoulder and pulled her forward slightly. "Y'all heard of lyrical lemonade?"
What kind of sister would I be if I didn't put her up there? Especially with someone like the Migos who haven't missed lately. And I mean.. her working with Saweetie would mean I'd get to see her again- I'm kidding. Sorta.
"You flirt?" Robyn asked as soon as I made my way back to see. "I saw you smiling hella hard."
"No I didn't flirt." I sat down on the chair before sliding my arms around her waist and pulling her to settle on my lap. "Why would I? I got my world right here." She hummed and leaned back against me as I lightly rubbed her stomach just to feel the little kicks that always brightened my day.
"Hey guys, we're gonna start the games." Melissa said with a jittery smile, suddenly popping up out of nowhere. "This is so exciting, ah! Thank you for getting her pregnant." I snorted and watched her walk around to get everyone's attention. "Hey everyone, we're gonna play a little game. Can I get some volunteers? Preferably.." She glanced at me and looked up and down. "Similar to Y/n's frame because we gotta see how well Robyn knows her boos hug."
"I know them damn well too." She called out with a snap and I chucked softly before raising up and letting her take my spot. "Wait, shit, give me a hug really quick." I went to lean down but Dante came up out of thin air and pulled me back.
"No cheating nigga." He said and playfully tapped my cheek before pushing me toward the group of volunteers.
Most of them were guys (obviously) and I knew most of them only volunteered to hug Robyn, not that I blamed them. But their hands better stay above her bra strap.. "Jay you're too skinny to be me." I said as I eyed my brother who was nonchalantly sipping on a beer.
He hummed and flexed his free arm. "I been in the gym sis, give me some credit." I waved him off before leaning against the back of the chair as Mel explained the rules.
"Okay for this game, each of the volunteers will be giving Rob a hug and she has to determine if it's Y/n or not. You guys ready?"
"Watch my lashes." She mumbled as Mel pulled the blindfold over her eyes.
I watched in amusement as her brother Rajad walked up first and gave her a hug. She patted his back twice before pushing him back. "Nope. Next." I snorted and watched as each guy walked up and was almost immediately shooed away.
Jay eventually came up and she hugged him, her lips pursing as she pulled back and held his arms before giving him another hug. She better not.. "Nuh uh." She mumbled and pulled back, her head shaking. Shit, I was about to say.
Dante was the last person before me and they hugged for a second before she snorted and shook her head. "You're too buff, Dante. Tried it though."
"Damn. Me and my gains." He joked as he backed away.
I then stepped up and subconsciously rested my hands on the side of her belly before sliding them around her waist. Her arms circled around my shoulders and instantly her head tucked into my neck, a smile on her lips. "Hi baby." She whispered and tightened her arms.
"How?" Dante mumbled as I cautiously slid the blindfold off of her face so it wouldn't mess up her makeup.
"Well, she always holds my stomach before hugging me." Rob said with a shrug when we pulled apart. "And then I smelled her."
Mel smacked her lips. "I forgot about the smell.. damnit. She knows her boo y'all." I draped my arm over her shoulder and pulled her into my side before pressing a kiss to her forehead. As she should. "Next game.."
We played a few more games; guessing the belly bump size with ripped rolls of tissue (Monica won that), trivia about who knows Rob and me more, (with ease, Dante and Melissa swept that), but then it became time for what we all were here for. The gender reveal.
"What do you think Mama M?" I asked Monica and she hummed while swaying side to side.
"I think.. boy girl." I draped my arm over her shoulder, then the other over my moms. "What do you think, V?"
"I think boy girl too." My mom then agreed and I nodded slowly before looking up as two guys in masks walked up.
"Wait what?" I laughed out at the Jabbawockeez masks. I didn't set this part up.
"They're gonna take the masks off, there's a colored one underneath. I thought it was cool." Rob said as I pulled away from the moms and wrapped my arms around her.
"You creative ass. It is cool. What about the poppers though?" I asked, pointed at the two confetti sticks that would also hold the gender.
She pointed at Dante and Mel. "When they pull their masks off, they're gonna pop it for us."
"Okay, is everyone ready?" I grinned in excitement, my arms wrapping around Robyn from behind as I watched (most likely Zion and Kev) start to walk around the area to get some space. That's when music started to play and they did a routine I knew well.
If I wasn't wearing a white button up, I'd jump in there with them to do some breaking. "Oh shit, get it Z." I laughed out as he spun on his head before jumping up. They then simultaneously raised their hands to their mask, motioning for a countdown.
"Ready? Five.. four.. three.. two.. one!" They both popped the confetti sticks and the first thing I saw was the first mask he ripped off.. then pink fly from Dante's stick. Then I looked over in the other direction.. Melissa's.. pink confetti, with a pink mask.
I instantly crouched down and slowly placed my hands on the floor before eventually just dropping down and laying on the grass. The friends and family erupted into laughter at my antics. Two girls.. plus Dahlia. Three fucking girls. "I'm a girldad!" I exclaimed, Robyn playfully kicking my butt so I stood up and slid my arms around her, fake crying. "I'm a girldad babe."
"I told you." She laughed out before looking down at concrete that was covered in pink confetti. "Two girls, oh my God. I told you stop jinxing shit."
"I know." I sighed out before smiling at her, my arms pulling her closer. "But we got this. I'm 'bout to be the most lit girldad ever.. not including Kobe, he the king of that shit."
"You'll be a close second." She said with a wink.
I gave her another kiss before pulling back to face my family. "Remember when you said you got your karma?" Dante said and I chuckled under my breath as he gave me a bro hug. "Nah, this is your karma nigga."
"I got three girls to raise man ahhh." I playfully cried as I hugged my siblings, then my mom. "Mama what ima do?"
"I can't even help you there, daughter." She simply patted my back. "You better raise some queens."
I nodded with a growing smile. Though I wanted a boy real bad.. I couldn't help but feel elated at having girls. I could raise them to be strong, powerful, CEO's of this life shit. I wasn't gonna mess up this time.
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"Ugh God." Robyn groaned out as she dropped onto the couch after we said our goodbyes to the last guest.
"What hurts?" I questioned knowingly and she instinctively kicked her feet up on my lap. I sat my phone down and grabbed her feet before starting to gently massage them.
"Mm yes." She moaned and my eyebrows shot up as she dropped her head back.
"Sound like I'm fuckin' you or something." I mumbled and she cracked a smile with a short laugh before shaking her foot when I momentarily stopped. "So, how are you feeling?"
"Good, a little tired." Her eyes reopened. "How you, girldad?"
I rolled my eyes playfully, knowing that term would be applied to me for a good while. "Well I have to worry about three of my children being able to get pregnant so.." She laughed softly and shook her head. "So I'm terrified."
"They not even born yet and that's what you're thinking about?" I shrugged. "They'll be good.." She rested her hand on her stomach, grinning down as if she could see them. "They're gonna be just like mommy."
My eyes widened. Oh God.. I hope not in all aspects. Like lingerie aspects.. getting banned from Instagram because of excessive nudity aspects. Oh God.
"They so funny." I looked back over at her as she scrolled on her phone with a cute giggle. "They're going crazy."
"About what?"
A second later, my pocket started to vibrate repeatedly and I furrowed my eyebrows before pulling my phone out. Text after text came in. Most of them were from famous friends I've gained.. including Leigh-Anne.
LeighLeigh💩: A baby?? Congratulations!! Told you she was your one 💖
What?
I looked over at Robyn again but she was too busy laughing to herself, her eyes on the phone. I assumed she was on something social so I tried instagram first and well..
@BadGalRiRi: little Y/ln's. little Fenty's. little us.. already so in love with you❤️
I raised my head and slid my hand up to her knee before tapping her slightly. "You posted it." She nodded with a wide smile. "Yay." I said softly and she let out a cute laugh before flipping around to rest her legs on the opposite end of the couch, her body now cuddled against mine. "I'm gonna post one now."
"Okay." She mumbled against my shoulder, her eyes watching me navigate to my Instagram.
Hm what to say.. what to say.. I internally smirked. I got it.
@Y/n: I got da magic stick 😜🍆
"You get on my nerves." She groaned out once she saw my caption. "Magic stick? Really?"
"Yup. I go hard in the motherfuckin' paint." Her head dropped as I continued spewing song titles. "You look upset.. Is it too late now to say sorry?"
"Yes!" She exclaimed before pushing herself up with a huff and starting out of the room but I wasn't done.
"What? I thought you.. needed me-"
"Y/n!"
I chuckled and drained off of the couch ac well. "Okay I'm sorry.." I rounded into the bedroom and went into the walk in closet to grab some pajamas.
After changing, I jumped into the bed and smiled up at her. "Hey," I whispered, suddenly feeling super sentimental. I reached up and grabbed her hand to intertwine with mine. "I love you so much." Her lips upturned when I pressed a kiss to the back of her hand. "I can't wait to have our babies, and I can't wait to marry you."
"Me too baby, me too." She accepted my kiss before lightly scratching my scalp as I rested my head on the spot just above her stomach. "Oh man, we need to come up with baby names."
Shit.
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So.. that happened.. ehem
Anyways,
School and work is kicking my ass. Chapters are getting shorter and I hate it. But I'm tryna stay on a schedule for y'all.
Tambiennn, I already have some name ideas in mind but ya know I always ask y'all opinion on thangs.
Anybody wanna shoot some names? Feel free.
Oh, and gender neutral names are accepted..