"So what team is this again?" I asked as I looked down at the jersey I was wearing. No fucking clue who it was though.
"Arsenal. And don't say that out loud please." She mumbled and I looked up to see some people turning in their seats to look at me. I made a face at them before sipping my beer. Fuck were they looking at? "Relax." Rob laughed out at my scowl. "Football is taken seriously here."
"So? They ain't gotta look at me like that." She laughed against my shoulder while looking back out to the field.
I didn't know what the fuck was going on but I was chilling. It was a date night for us, Melissa offering to watch Dahlia. I expected to go out to town and eat, maybe see one of those mini concert-and-food things she loved. Nope, we came to a fucking soccer game.
Not that I was complaining, there was beer and nachos.
"Yes Mesut!" I looked over at Robyn as she cheered loudly, along with a lot of other people and that's when I realized there was a goal made. The ball was so damn small and moved so fast, I don't know how anyone saw it.
I simply let out a small 'woo' before leaning back in my seat and pulling my phone out to play BitLife.
I tried to get into the game okay? But it's been almost an hour and only two goals were made. And this was fun to people?? I think I'll pass.
Playing my alternate life, I clicked on the character of my wife. Since you could design your own wife, I made it Sawteetie because why not?
"You not even watching babe?" Rob laughed out before leaning over to look at my phone. "Are you kidding me?" She mumbled and looked up at me with a glare. "You made your BitLife wife Saweetie and not me?"
"I already gotta live with you." I mumbled and continued tapping at my phone. "Let me live my fantasies woman."
"Wow." She said dramatically. "Fine.. my BitLife husband is LeBron." I snapped my eyes up to her as she crossed her arms and nodded without looking at me. "You heard me."
"You're lying." I snatched her phone out of her pocket and put in her password, our anniversary, and went to the app to see she wasn't lying. "Fucking LeBron?"
She shrugged. "Let me live my fantasies woman." She mocked in my 'voice' with her hands waving sarcastically. I handed her phone back and gave her a side eye. "Don't look at me like that, you chose Saweetie."
"Yeah but I've never met the girl. You stay going to the Lakers games.." I frowned and, though I wasn't legitimately upset, I made it seem as if I was. "You want him to be your husband?" She looked over at me finally as I then pouted. "You like him 'cause he's taller than me huh?"
Her eyes rolled when I grabbed the jersey and pulled it over my head to cover my face, a smirk pulling on my lips when she huffed but wrapped her arms around me. "You're such a damn baby." I didn't reply as she pulled the shirt off of my face and gave me a look. "You're literally six foot, what are you talking about?"
"Yeah but I don't play basketball.. and you don't team hop for me." Her eyes rolled again. "And he has big feet which means he probably has a big dick-"
"Okay shut up." She laughed out before covering my mouth, her voice lowering. "We not about to talk about dick size with the monster you got going on, alright?" I smirked as she leaned forward and pressed a lingering kiss to my lips. "Now stop acting like a little bitch and get a divorce."
I looked down at my phone before looking back up. "I can't." Her head tilted in confusion. "I ain't sign a prenup and she's basically broke and I'm rich so.. she's gonna take all my money." She snorted before shaking her head and turning to face the game again. "But I'll cheat on her for you."
"That's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me." She said playfully and I shrugged while waving my hand. "Would you really?"
"Of course. I'll cheat on a million girls for you." She laughed deeply and pushed my shoulder but I draped my arm around her and pulled her back into me. "I love ya, mamas."
"I love you too." Her head rested on my shoulder as we watched the rest of the game. Well, she did. I kind of zoned in and out of watching while playing games on my phone again. Maybe one day I'd get into it.. one day.
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Robyn's POV
"Brraaap Braaap Braaap!" I watched in amusement as Y/n walked ahead of me with a beer can and drunk as fuck as she made random gun shot noises. I don't know what was wrong with her. "Aye- aye that nigga that kicked the ball while doing that backflip sorta thing? Genius. Phenomenal." She spun around on the street we were walking down and shook her head at me while backpedaling. "I bet I could do it."
I smiled with a soft chuckle as she did a random spin before tossing her empty can up and kicking it. "Goal!" She screamed and I laughed when she ran after the can. "No littering though!" At least she was a conscious drunk.
"Come on," I mumbled and lifted her up before sliding my arm around her to keep her at my side and from running off again. "I told you not to drink so much."
"I'm still soberish." I gave her a look as she slid behind me and wrapped her arms around my waist, her head falling into my neck. "Sober enough to make love to you shawty." I rolled my eyes with another chuckle. What a damn character. "Put on some Ginuwine.. light some candles.. I still owe you a birthday love making anyways."
I hummed and leaned my head back as she pressed her warm lips to my neck. "Babe stop." I mumbled, but subconsciously tilted my head over when she enclosed her lips around my skin and started to leave a hickie.
She then trailed her mouth up to my ear with a low groan. "How do you do that?" I hummed absentmindedly, my brain solely focused on the feeling of her body pressed against mine. "How do you make your smell a fucking turn on?" She whispered and lightly pulled at my earlobe with her teeth.
I was contemplating if we were about to fuck in the middle of the damn street or something because shit..
But before anything else, she pulled back and draped her arm over my shoulder before continuing to walk as if nothing just happened. I sighed lowly but she leaned over and pressed a kiss to my temple with a small smile. And that was all the confirmation I needed.
I mentally danced in my head, singing a little song to myself, I was getting dick tonight- I was getting dick tonight, brap brap brap! I rolled my eyes at myself. Now what was wrong with me.
Once we got to the house, she opened the door for me and went straight for her daughter. "Hello beautiful." She cooed our and lifted the half asleep baby from Melissa's lap, then immediately pressing kisses over her face. "Did you have fun with big head number two?"
I flipped her off before dropping next to Mel who looked half asleep herself. "Was she good?"
"Surprisingly, yes." She mumbled and yawned softly. "But that girls got energy man." I nodded in agreement. "How was the game?"
"Sooo fun." Y/n butted in as she bounced Dahlia while patting her back. "I think I drank a little too much though.. just a lil." Mel and I looked at one another at the same time before falling into a laugh, knowing damn well she was lit as fuck. "Hey shut up. Can you put her to bed for me? I gotta take a piss."
"Don't say piss. It's gross." I grabbed Dahlia from her before raising up which made Y/n literally run into the bedroom. Weirdo. "You staying over, M?"
She shrugged. "I think I may pass out on your couch, or go get food real quick. I haven't made my mind up yet." I snorted and gave her a hug anyways. "Love you Rob."
"Love you too, M. I'll see you in the morning." I carried babygirl into her room with her head on my shoulder, arms around my neck. "Ready for night night Lia?"
I pulled the cover back in her crib before laying her down. "Rah Rah?" She mumbled sleepily while rubbing her eyes in little fists.
"Yes?" I questioned while running my fingers through her curls. She really did have the best hair. "You want me sing?" She nodded softly so I leaned down against the railing after grabbing her pacifier for her. "Okay.. what should we sing tonight hm? How about a little.. Bob Marley? Wanna hear some Marley tonight?"
She nodded again but I was almost positive she didn't know what I was talking about. But she was smart enough to hear the questioning in my tone.
After clearing my throat, I rolled her onto her stomach and lightly patted her back as I started singing softly. "I wanna love ya.. and treat you right." I smiled when I saw her eyes on me, her lips pulling into a small grin as she sucked in her pacifier. "I want to love you, every day and night.."
Once I hit the first verse, her eyelids slowly started to close and the pacifier fell from her lips. Just to be sure, I sung a little bit more of one of my favorite songs before pushing back from the crib. I turned on her little white noise machine and turned the lights off before cracking her door.
"Y/nn you hungry?" I called out as I started to our bedroom. She said something in response but it was muffled as hell. "What? I didn't.." My jaw dropped as soon as I pushed the door open. "Oh my goodness." I laughed out.
This nigga had candles around the room, Ginuwine playing as she said.. and she was laying on the bed butt ass naked with a rose between her teeth. Only thing keeping her from fully being exposed was a sports bra and a face towel.. my face towel. "What the fuck?" I closed the door, my chest rumbling with laughter. "You really did this in like.. five minutes?"
She shrugged softly. "I don't half ass shit." I hummed and slowly walked over to her. "Nothing." She suddenly whispered with a wink. I wanted to take her seriously but this was actually funny as hell.
"You're a clown." I mumbled before pulling the soccer jersey over my head and tossing it into the basket, then pulling my jeans down. "What if Melissa walked in instead of me?"
She shrugged. "Then she'd see why you're so in love with me." Her eyebrows wiggled as she slowly raised the towel before throwing it at me. I caught it with another laugh and concluded that drunk Y/n was top three of my favorite Y/n's, hands down.
"I'm in love with you for a lot of reasons." I said and slid onto the bed before straddling her lap. She instantly sat up as I pulled the flower from her mouth. "You're goofy as fuck." Her arms slid around me as she smiled widely. "And cute.."
"Sexy." She retorted and I rolled my eyes with a nod.
"Yes. And sexy." With another smile, she pulled my hair to one shoulder before leaning down and kissing over my bare shoulder. I tilted my head slightly and closed my eyes instinctively, goosebumps rushing to my skin as her breath ticked the area she was kissing. "Is this basically our song now?" I questioned as Differences started to play.
She hummed lowly before rolling us over, her hands sliding behind my back to unclip my bra. "Basically." She mumbled while trailing her lips down my chest, my eyes falling shut again when the tip of her tongue flicked against my nipple.
I slid my hands into her hair and breathed out lightly at her hungry motion. Now.. just take that downtown baby- there you go. I mentally praised her when she didn't waste much time and continued her way down my body until she reached the hem of my panties.
With ease, they were pulled off and I felt my bottom lip trap between my teeth at the first stroke of her tongue. No matter how many times.. it never got old or boring.
I turned my head into the pillow and lightly bit down on the corner as her hands gripped my thighs and pulled me down into her mouth. I wonder.. who was the first motherfucker to be like 'ooh look at this, ima lick this' like what was he thinking.. or she?
And if it was cavemen, I wonder if they were clean down there. Probably smelling like sweat and dinosaur shit or something.
Almost as if she could feel me slipping into my thoughts, she did that thing with her tongue that had me gasping and brought right back. "Fuck, right there." I pleaded and gripped her hair to keep her in the same spot. And she didn't stop.
My jaw clenched as she slid her fingers into me slowly while angling up to hit my spot. My back involuntarily arched when she sped up and wrapped her lips around my clit and moved her tongue in a zig zag motion.
Well, there's goes me hanging on. I swear it had to be because I was pregnant because I never come this fast..
"Baby," I moaned out and felt my chest rise and fall quicker with short breaths that left me lightheaded. "Oh my God." I felt the tingle start from my pelvis before quickly spreading like a fire and lighting every inch of my body within seconds. Oh my goodness.
I couldn't even let out a sound. All I could do was grip the sheets and revel in the wave after wave of pleasure she was bringing me.
As soon as the last one hit, a rushed breath left my lips as she kept going. I both loved and hated when she did this shit. Loved because it made me feel like she couldn't get enough of me.. but hated because that shit left me literally on E.
I wrapped my legs around her in an attempt to get her to ease back but she only went deeper, sucking my nerves more. I dropped my head down and groaned deeply, feeling like I was being built up and dropped at the same time. "Y/nn.." I gasped out and wasn't quiet this time.
My eyes lowered and I saw her slowly look up at me with the sexiest.. goddamn look.. I've ever seen. That alone had me flying over the edge again like a deflated balloon. "You taste so good." She said with a slight rasp as I gripped the pillow behind my head and came on her tongue again.
Finally, her head raised and she slowly slid up my body with a smirk while I laid breathless. "You kill me." I mumbled and slid my hand behind her neck when she leaned down and connected our lips. I propped her mouth open before caressing her tongue slowly until a smell wafted into my nose, reminding me. "Go blow out the candles."
She nodded and pulled back before moving off of the bed to stop a damn fire from behind made. Once the flames were put out, she moved over to her phone and I watched her sway side to side while scrolling on it. "What are you doing?" I laughed out and she looked over her shoulder with a smile. "You want some fries with that shake baby?"
She turned back around and wiggled her butt at me before pressing her screen, the music changing to Tank. When she jumped back onto the bed, she laid on her back and motioned me to get on top so I did. I straddled her and pushed her member up to rest on her lower stomach.
"You're so beautiful." She whispered, her fingers running over my thighs. I smiled and leaned down to press my lips to hers while slightly lifting my hips before growing against her length slowly. Her hands slid from my thighs to my behind, her fingers gripping the flesh as she pulled me down.
I moaned under my breath when she slid her tip through my folds, continuously bumping against my, still sensitive, clit. I pulled my head back and rested my hands on her chest. "Work' on me." She said and I lifted my gaze to her with a smirk at her reference.
"Okay." I mumbled before lifting my hips and slowly sliding down her length. My head tilted to the side slightly, the feeling still as electric as the first time we had sex. Crazy right? I'd think my damn vagina would be use to it by now but nope, I still had to check myself.
I knew this was one of her favorite positions and not because she was lazy in bed. Far from it. But, in her words, 'my hips went crazy' and I loved pleasing her as much as she loved pleasing me.
So, I pressed my hands against her stomach and moved my hips front and back before rotating them. And no it wasn't no coconut shit, I invented the coconut shit.
"Shit." I heard mumbled under her breath and I smirked to myself, knowing I was doing my job if she started moaning. I kept doing whatever it was I did and watched her lick across her bottom lip before biting it harshly, her eyes roaming my body.
"So sexy.. fuck." She then gripped my waist and flipped us over without not missing a beat. She put me on my stomach and grabbed my hips to pull them up before lowering herself. Do I even need to say what she had in mind? It was one of my favorite fucking things as of late.
I pushed my head into the pillow as dragged her tongue through my folds but continuing up up. I slid my hand down and rubbed my bundle of nerves while she rimmed me perfectly. Honestly before her, a guy I'd be with could eat my ass and it'd just feel weird.. or not a hundred percent pleasing.
But Y/n.. Y/n somehow threw that whole thing out of the window. She treated it like there was a vagina on my ass. Yes, let that sink in.
My jaw fell agape as she slowly dipped the tip of her tongue in. "Oh my- shit." I moaned out and I felt vibration, letting me know she was laughing.
She raised up and I felt her align with my dripping entrance and push in slowly. "Probably not the best word play at the moment huh?" My eyebrows furrowed in confusion. "Shit?" She muttered and I chuckled lowly at the realization which turned into a moan when she slid all the way in.
Her left arm slid under my stomach to hold me snuggly, the right brushing hair from my neck. "Tell me how you want it." She whispered before pressing butterfly kisses over my neck and shoulder. "Tell me how you want it baby." She repeated at my absence.
"S-slow." I barely was able to make out. She nodded and I felt her hips slow down but still hit every spot inside of me. Fast sex was cool, rough even better. But that slowed, passionate stuff? Amazing.
My eyes fell shut as I just focused on the feeling. The feeling of her lips ghosting over my shoulder, her breath ticking and raising goosebumps over my body as she whispered sweet nothings against my skin, the way she glided against the sweet spots inside of me perfectly. It was all perfect.
I exhaled heavily when the build started, I could feel it. Even more so when she slightly rolled us over and laid me on my side with her behind me, her hand sliding down to stroke my clit. "Does that feel good baby?" She whispered and I nodded slightly, my eyes closing when she pressed an open mouthed kiss to my neck. Her hand then grabbed my chin softly, turning to face me as she licked her lips. "Ima always make you feel good, alright?"
I nodded again before closing the gap between us. Cupping her face with one hand, I moaned against her lips when she pressed her middle and ring finger against my nerves while pausing her hips, her member buried deep inside of me. That's when I felt the warmth fill me up as if I wasn't already pregnant.
The low grunt she let out while still kissing me had me gripping the side of her neck, my back arching away from her chest as the feeling of pure bliss and ecstasy washed over me again. "Don't stop." I breathed out when her fingers started rubbing my clit again.
She gradually started moving her hips, still slow paced but it was more than enough to send me into another orgasm. "Fuck.. I love you." I cried out, my entire body engulfed in the high of our escapades.
She pressed another kiss to my neck before wiping the sweat from my forehead and pulling me back to her chest as I slowly cane down. We both laid in silence for a moment, both just relishing in the afterglow.
"Are you cold?" She questioned and I felt her hands glide over my arms that were covered with goosebumps.
"A little." I mumbled and she nodded before pulling out of me and climbed off the bed to turn off the AC. "I need to clean myself because.." I raised up and stretched my arms as I grabbed my rob before getting up, only to grab the nightstand with a hum. "Okay. Um."
"What?"
I looked up and shook my head. "I can't walk." She snorted before holding up her finger and moving to the bathroom. I could hear the water start running as she came back out and whipped me up with ease. "Pussy killa." I mumbled into her ear and she looked down at me with a smirk. "Fashion killa, pussy killa."
"Isn't that your sing with Asap Rocky?" I nodded. "Didn't you fuck him?"
Well.. "Multiple times, yes." I mumbled and she frowned before sitting me in the tub. "But I never dated him."
"Yeah 'cause that makes it better." I watched her lean against the side of the tub and look me up and down with a frown. "Who else you fuck that I know?"
"Come on," I sighed out and grabbed the body wash. "Don't start stuff."
"I'm not, I'm just curious. Like.. I know Drake, Chris.. now Asap. Who else?" I gave her a long look to see if she was seriously asking me who I've slept with.. a whole engagement and a pregnancy into our relationship. I opened my mouth to respond when she raised her hands, head shaking. "I changed my mind, don't tell me."
"Okay because.." I chuckled lowly and started to lather the soap over my body. "You might stop calling some of your bros 'bro' if I said something."
She eyed me. "No.. Travis?" I pursed my lips and looked away. "Not Travis! Babe.."
"I didn't say yes-"
"But you made that face. Man.. now I gotta delete his number- we was suppose to play a pickup when I got back to LA for a chain. That's wack as fuck." I smirked when she huffed to herself. "And I got no famous bodies."
"You slept with Leigh-Anne, remember?" I mumbled and she shrugged. "Okay, who would you sleep with?"
"Saweetie." She said without hesitation and my jaw dropped. "Icy girl can get my icing-" I splashed water at her and she jolted back before wiping her eyes. "Can't stop won't stop.."
"Get out." I said with a laugh and she pursed her lips before quickly pecking my lips and raising up. "Can you bring me my phone?"
"No!" She called out but I knew she would. I had her wrapped around my finger.. "Here," I smiled softly when she walked in with it. "You cousin asked if you're coming to Majesty's birthday." She said as she handed it to me.
"Oh yeah, I forgot." I quickly opened my messages and let her know I'd be there. "You wanna come with me to Barbados?" Her head shook. "Why not?"
"I just wanna chill with my babygirl. But you have fun though, spend time with your family, alright?" I pouted and she leaned down to peck my forehead. "You'll be fine."
"Last time we were apart you ended up swapping spit with your ex." She quickly pulled a face. "Well, she kissed your drink ass."
"Okay but I'm gonna be here.. with my daughter.. I ain't drinking with my daughter." I hummed and went to my Apple Music before putting on a playlist and sitting my phone on the outside of the tub. "When is it?"
"Next week." She nodded and raised back up. "You know what would be perfect right now?" She hummed. "A glass of wine."
She laughed sarcastically. "Ha! You ain't killin' my babies. You want some water or juice?" I frowned before nodding softly, knowing I couldn't drink and wouldn't but that didn't mean I didn't miss it. "I'll be back." I accepted her kiss and leaned back in the warm water that had reached my shoulders before I turned it off.
Just as I started to relax, I heard my phone ping so I grabbed it and saw a message from Y/n.
lil lova🥰👅: I drank all the juice. I'm sorry :(
lil lova🥰👅: Oh wait I found a Capri-sun. I can put it in a wine glass and make it fancy for you?
I laughed softly to myself, my head shaking. Called herself sexy but did shit like this? Adorable. I was planning to marry a whole ass goofball.
And I love it.
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She can look like a full Halloween decoration and STILL be a snack. 🎃 damn
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