(Niall & Georges Messages! What are these two up tooooo?)
Niall: Holy shit
Niall: holy fucking shit
Niall: tell me what I remember that happened, isn't what actually happened?!
Niall: George!
Niall: Omfg I didn't actually do that
Niall: Nah right?
George: Who are you talking too?
Niall: You! Dumbass!
George: Oh well good morning to you.
Niall: This is fucking serious, did I beat Zayn up?
George: yep
Niall: Did I yell everything??!
George: yep
Niall: Fucking shit how did everyone react?!
George: well they were pretty drunk, won't be surprised if they don't remember
Niall: are you sure?
George: yep
Niall: stop SAYING THAT!
George: sorry
Niall: Jesus Christ george! You aren't any help
George: Well
Niall: Zayn? Did zayn leave afterwards?
George: obviously he did, he was beaten up pretty bad Niall, I think you passed the limit there.
Niall: cause your so out of my limit...oh oh
Niall: sorry fanboy moment
George: fanboy.…?
Niall: that was so 4 seconds ago george, catch up.
George: sorry
Niall: No but I'm serious. Gosh, fuck. I'm not gay.
George: sure
Niall: I'm not! I'm bisexual.
George: uhu.
Niall: though I kind of like Zayn
George: uhu
Niall: and probably everyone knows
George: yeah
Niall: don't you 'yeah' me george! This is huge!
George: dude calm down, so what if everyone knows?
Niall: You know how people feel about gays!
George: thought you said you weren't gay
Niall: I'm bisexual, bUT THAT DOESNT MEAN THAT I DONT LIKE IT UP THE BUTT GEORGE!
George: ew
Niall: Exactly.
George: You also screamed about Harry
Niall: Shit what Did I say?
George: that he and Zayn were fucking. Then you started crying
Niall: darnit! He's gonna kill me
George: exactly
Niall: you don't help at all! And how the fuck do you remember this?! Weren't you drunk?!
George: no! I thought we were gonna do the plan we decided on! & I wanted to do it right, so why would I get drunk out of my mind like you did?
Niall: Whatever.
George: exactly
Niall: fuck you george.
George: I don't swing that way horan. Sorry
Niall: .|.
George: ew nudes
George: bitches overexposed
Niall: This isn't the time George, this is fucking serious.
Niall: Harry's probably on a rage, if he already knows
Niall: what am I thinking?! Of course he does! He's the popular shitface!
George: Right
Niall: Do you think Zayn told him?
Niall: After all he is messaging the popular student.