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Person #1: didn't you wear that shirt the other day?
Me: yeah, because in my house we have this magical thing called a 'washing machine'
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Kid: mom can I have some money?
Mom: does it look like I'm made of money?
Kid: M for made, O for of and M for money! Made of money
Sarcastic comebacks
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