Iggy: I know but we're lost...
Author: We'll just follow the sounds of the woods until we get out, right? *~*'
Iggy: This stash is too big... *falls to ground, nose bleeding heavily* I... I can't go on........
Author: B*tch please? See this?!! *points to bloody nose* If I can tough it out, so can you! *drags him upright*
Iggy: Th.. Thanks for that *continues on weakly*
*SEVERAL MINUTES LATER*
Iggy: *pulls out horribly burnt scones* Want one?
Author: No thanks, I'm not hungry.
Author's tummy: *demonstrating the mating call if a humpback whale*
Iggy: *crestfallen look* Oh...
Author: •_____________•
*MANY AWKWARD MINUTES LATER*
Author: Look! I think I found an exit!
Iggy: Brilliant!
Both: *run toward exit*
Hungary: *steps out in front of the exit* And Vhat exactly are jou doing here? *raises frying pan menacingly*
Author: Take him, not me! *shoves Iggy forward*
Iggy: * sarcastic monotone* Why, thank you, my courageous companion.
Author: Nyet, you are MY companion!
Iggy: No, I believe that YOU are the companion.
Author: No, you--
Hungary: Excuse me, but I believe that jou are are about to get your arses kicked?
Author: *crying* Pleeeease miss Hungary! We didn't meean tooo!!! Please don't hit meeeeee!!
Hungary: *glare* Fine. *lets them out*