You ride the short bus.
Yeah, yeah. You've heard all the jokes. It was said that only the "special" kids rode the short bus to school, but the reason you were saddled on the embarrassingly stubby bus was because you only lived a quarter mile from the school. They didn't see a reason to send a full bus out for you. So you were stuck with all the stigma that went with riding the short bus.
Did I say bus enough times yet? No? Bus, bus, bus, bus, bussssssss. Okay. Good.
As much as you wanted to stick up for the other kids who shared the sad fate of the short bus with you, you couldn't lie; some of the kids on it were kind of... weird, to say the least.
Like this one kid. Taehyung. Every freaking time you stepped on the bus, he'd attack you with invisible spoons! Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ughhhhhhh!
Lemme show you an example.
You hopped on the bus, heading to the back to find your usual seat, but of course, before you could get to it, Taehyung got in your face, screaming, "Ahhhh! Spoons! Spoons!"
I mean, he was cute and all, but this had been going on now for months. It was past getting old. It was practically geriatric at this point.
What would you do?