A bit of Clintasha tension here!
~Fairfarren all
[Steve is online]
[Tony is online]
[Bruce is online]
[Thor is online]
[Loki is online]
[Clint is online]
Clint: ...and then...she would sing one of her Russian songs to me before I fell asleep and rub my back and not think my arrows are lame...and...
Tony: Hey Clint? Mind picking up some shwarma? Right now?
Clint: *Sniff* that was her favorite food!
[Clint has logged off]
Steve: Alright this is getting out of hand!
Bruce: I know! They are killing each other and everyone around them!!
Tony: The other day, I asked Nat what the time was and she pointed a gun to my head and said, "Why don't you get a damn watch?" I mean God! Is that too much to ask?
Steve: Clint keeps coming to my room and crying about how much he misses her. Then he makes me sit on my bed with him and watch freaking Full House ALL NIGHT!
Bruce: That's not that bad...
Steve: Oh trust me, you get sick of hearing, "You got it dude!" Over and over and OVER!
Tony: Anything to share Thor?
Thor: Clint ate all my strawberry poptarts and now I am sad. This is an uhappy day for me... :(
Bruce: Loki?
Loki: lol nope. I'm safe in my comfy little prison :)
Steve: There has to be something we can do!
Bruce: Steve, we are talking about the two most dramatic, stubborn people in the world! How are we going to bring them back together?
Tony: Yeah, it took them forever to hook them up in the first place!
Loki: Oh you silly mortals, do you know ANYTHING?!
Steve: Oh like you would know anything about relationships Loki!
Loki: Uh, yeah I do. I watch those Soap Operas and I know exactly how you mortals act!
Bruce: wow...
Loki: What is the one thing they both love to do best?
Thor: ......kill things?
Loki: Besides that.
Tony: Fighting?
Loki: YES! Thank you! No wonder the fangirls shipped us...
Tony: Um...what?
Loki: Uh nothing! Anyway, they LOVE fighting. So what better way to bring them together than to make them fight?
Bruce: But won't that make them hate each other more? That's like throwing a grenade on top of another grenade!
Steve: I understood that reference!
Tony: Well fudging done Steve! Would you like a cookie?
Steve: -__-
Loki: As I was saying...what does fighting LEAD to?
Thor: Banishment for 100 years?
Bruce where did you get that?
Thor: My father did that to my mother after a big fight
Tony: Well, when Pepper and I fight...which is A LOT...afterwards we usually...ooooohhhhhh
Bruce: What?
Tony: Oh Loki...you son of a b*tch.
Thor: I do not understand...
Loki: Ugh...you idiots! PASSION! PASSION COMES AFTER FIGHTING!
Bruce: Ohhhhhh I get it hehehe...
Thor: Still confused...
Steve: You mean they will...*gasps*...fondue?!?(From Captain America's movie. Fondue means...well you-know-what ;)
Tony: .....Wtf Steve?
Loki: Yeah seriously, you just made my plan sound so stupid.
Steve: -___-
Bruce: So how are you gonna get them fighting?
Loki: Six words...
Tony: Oh you don't mean...
Steve: You're not THAT evil...
Loki: The Hunger Games isn't that great.
Bruce: You monster!
Steve: Villian!
Tony: Genius!
Loki I know I know...anyway...I'm inviting Clint right now!
[Clint has been invited to the chatroom]
Clint: Hey guys? They said we didn't order anything...
Tony: Yeah yeah whatever...listen! I was talking to Nat...
Clint: 0_0 Yeah...and?
Bruce: She said the Hunger games isn't that great.
Clint: WHAAAAAATTT?!?!?!
[Clint has logged off]
Tony: YES! *Hi-fives everyone*
Bruce: We did it!
Loki: Ah my work here is done. Tell me when they have made up...or according to Steve...fondued
Steve: Whatever...
Tony: This calls for a celebration! Shwarma on me!
Bruce: WOOHHOO!
Steve: Yay!
Loki: YES!
[Tony has logged off]
[Bruce has logged off]
[Steve has logged off]
[Loki has logged off]
[It has been two hours since last chat session]
[Tony is online]
[Loki is online]
[Bruce is online]
[Steve is online]
Bruce: Lol steve I didn't know you wore tighty whities...
Steve: Shut up!
Tony: Man those fangirls are vicious...
Loki: Yeah...oh wait! Tony, go check on our two love birds!
Tony: Oh I was just about to...huh that's weird.
Bruce: What?
Tony: It's really quiet upstairs and that's where there room is...
Steve: ...hmmm
Tony: OH MY GOD!
Loki: What? Did you barge in on them?
Bruce: lol
Tony: No...everything is gone!
Steve: *Spits out water* What!?
Tony: There's a note...
Dear Guys (and Steve),
I'm leaving the Avengers to work as a solo assassin again. Don't bother trying to track me down cause you won't find me. Good luck and leave me alone. ~Clint
Loki: ....I....I...
Bruce: This is not good...
Steve: No duh! Plus..why did he add "and Steve" ?
Tony: So Clint is...gone?
[Fury is online]
Fury: STARK LAUFREYSON ROGERS AND BANNER! GET YOUR SUPER BUTTS IN THE MEETING ROOM NOW!!!
Bruce: Ugh....
Steve: Oh great...
Tony: Great job Loki...
Loki: This isn't my fault!
[Everyone has logged off]
[Thor is online]
Thor: Hello?
[Slenderman is online]
Slenderman: Hello Thor
Thor: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
[Thor has logged off]
[Slenderman has logged off]
So really super long chapter! Sorry if it wasn't funny, but I needed it to be more dramatic. Anyway...having a bit of writers block! Any ideas that you want me to write? Something funny cause I felt like this one was a bit heavy. Also check out my new thing called Ask Tony Stark! You basically ask Tony questions about ANYTHING and "he" will answer. So please do that so I can get that rolling! Comment and review please! I think I'm addicted to comments...