110%CRACKTASTIC HETALIA (and...

By Fab_DisneyPotato

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This is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came... More

Chapter 1
Chapter two (?)
Chapter four
Chapter 5 (I think?)
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter I lost count
Chapter 9ish(?)
Chapter ten
Chapter 12(?)
Big ol' shout out!!
To nerdygirl2029
Prussia In a Horror movie
THANK YOU, RUSSIA_IS_HOT
Who's flat now?
Shoutout! :3
I invented...
Oops
I do what I want b*tch
I think I am officially insane.
I AM ZHE DUNGEON MASTER
The misadventure of Iggy and Author: Japan and his butter
The Misadventures of Iggy and Author: Austria and His Piano
To Female Spain
The Misadventures of Iggy and Author
Misadventures of Iggy and Author: Hungary's Yoai Satsh Part II
More a/n here
Russia.... And his song
All Hail Lord Doitsu
Bad jokes about being maimed
UPDATES EVERYWHERE
Creative Chapter Name
Prussia is a little Attention Ho Ho Ho
China, Author, and Grasshoppers
Germany Prussia and Austria's thoughts on Germancest
Fanfiction rant
Iggy is forever alone
Austria, Iggy, and the sandwich
OH MY PRUSSIA
Why I Can't Have Nice Things
Switzerland and Lichtenstein react to Switzerland x lichtenstein
CANADIA
Alfred...
Where has my life gone?
Baking with Russia! (Send help!)
PUERTO RICOOOOOOO
Just shuddup and read
SO MUCH EFFING LAUGHTER
Babies come from...
This is totally a Chapter
This is what my life has become
Redheads
Germany explains Yaoi... Ew ;-;
At long last: THE YAOI LEAGUE
Crack-ed up 2p! Canada x Canada
Thanks, guys! xD <3
Finally! What you came here to see!
I am a mentally retarded Potato
Hetalia as Disney Princesses
FRENCH MUSIC IS AMAZING AND I HAVE AWFUL EATING HABITS
Canada!!
Author needs to talk
Author-chan, you idiot!
I had a good idea...
Germany is an awful storyteller
Author needs help, people!
*pukes violently*
MURICA!! EFF YEAH!!
Severe, please read this ;-;
Head Cannon, mother duckers
Step it up, Hetalians! My God!
Nothing...
HELLLP YOUR POOR AUTHORRRR
I HAVE RISEN
Canada and his pubes
MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL ZHE BOYZ
GUYS GUYS GIYS GUYS
STORY TIIIIIIME
OMG JUST LOOK IT'S AMAZING I PROMISE
I don't even have words...
Author is an awful baker ;-;
DRAWING, BRUH
HOLY NOODLES
Happy Valentines Day!
I HAVE FOUND ANOTHER OF MY KIND
Sexy Bass Clarinet
OMGGGGGG THIS IS AMAZING
MY INTESTINES ARE DYINGGG
THERE WILL BE AN ANSWER LET IT BE
Hey, guess what!
WATTPAD I WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY
OH MY PRUSSIA WE HIT 3K
THE CORN STARCH REBELLION
*heavy breathing*
Canada and his Webkinz
My Father Is EVILLLLL
SO MANY SOCKSSS
Tenessee winter: we will rebuild
ERMAHGERD THIS IS A REAL BUSINESSS CARD
My rug is magical
I found it in my closet...
My dailey struggles
England is not amused
0-0 OH MAY GAWD ITS SNOWING FOR REALZIES
GUYS!! BEST SPINOFF FOR HETALIA OMG
Not gonna post much
America, England, and France try to sing
Canadia Tries To Be Like France........ And Fails. Miserably
Who gave Italy crack??
Oh internet
*sigh*
OK WHAT IS THIS
OK WHAT IS THIS
I am creepy TT^TT
AHAHAH HAHA POINT AND LAUGH
GERMANY NO
WHY IS CANADA SO...
Oh holy noodles ish is about to go down
;___; I am gravely injure
0/////0 Help
The Italian Brothers in a Disney Musical
Weirdo poems by England
Prussia's Mustache
Germany as a child
Germany's successful buissness
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
I AM IN ENGLAND (Heh~ ;D)
Hetalian Nature
Every day...
America eats ice cream
Totally not a serial killer... Hopefuly...
NEIN
The Reason I cannot Have Nice Things
OH NO THY DID NOT
HE'S STEALIN' YO SAILORS UP
NO NO NO NO THIS IS NOT RIGHT
WAKFU
HURRAY FOR AWFUL JOKES
OFFENSIVE JOKES
I AM THE SMART
That's... GAYYY
America, England, and France react to: FrUk, LiberTea, and FrUs
GET THE EFF OFF MY LAWN
Hiw the American Revolution started
Look at them all..
Just had to make sure
Screw you, I'm an adult
Fat
Wankers gon' wank
INDEPENDENCE
Only in the U.S.A.
Shut up, son
Yay!~
Say it with me now
Tea
Poor cereal
Your mother
Hetalia Valentines day cards
Hiw the American Revolution started
I... Mustache you a question
I AM THE GIRL RON
ESCAPE
AKRBDAOWNBE
NO, BAD IGGY
WW2
Imma just leave this here...
CAN'T YOU SEE YOUR TEARING THIS FAMILY APART
SPIDER KISS
O-O
Eduardo?
Hiw the American Revolution started
THE MISHEARD LYRICS OF OH FORTUNA
In Soviet Russia..
MY FATHER IS AN INTERNET GIRL
Fem! Scotland/Ireland
The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down (All Cracked Up)
DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO CARE FOR BIRF EGGS BECAUSE I NEED HELP
False alarm.
OMG CHECK THIS OUTTTTTT IT IS AMAZINGGGG
CELTIC MYTHOLOGY KILLS PEOPLE
THE SALMON OF KNOWLEDGE
~Irish Lunchbox~
Wattpad, NOOOOO
WATTPAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'
Irish Tourism
England and America's sing (father/son)
England and America's sing (father/son)
8k!!
Germany is cruel ;-;
Italian Fruit (better than it sounds, I promise)
Me being feelsy at night
Shameless
Basically...
Justin beibes
Italy is a beautiful woman
BRO FIST
Welp, that's enough terror for one day
No. Fluffing. Way.
That about sums it up..
Yesh..
Author is sick ;-;
How To Get Preggers
ENGLAND HAS (no) TALENT
England's parenting in a nutshell
A Belarus on Crack
Germany has failed us
M'wife
Die Nusscreme!
M'wife
Only in the good ol' U. S. of A.
Today was a good day
Don't dis the hockey, brohas
I thought I raised you well my little Frenchy Fry..
Forgive me, Lovino...
Oh, my dear little Sealand
England the angry mother
Happy mother's day~
At least you're not that guy... But I am xD
I AM SORRY!
I AM SORRY!
How England and Scotland are like an unhappy married couple
Scottland.. (THIS IS GOING TO OFFEND SOMEONE)
Germany, you need help
Gauken School Dance
So many ideas guysssss
*staring intensifies*
GO IRELAND!
Russia hates emo culture (????)
Headcannon that all GerIta shippers will hate me for
Well that's disturbing
England had no best friend
~It's the most wonderful time of the year~
So important that your face might explode
CAR DOORS HATE MEH
OK SO I AM OK NOW
Wattpad is frEAKING OUT
Not going to continue this much...
Headcannon #1: Dogs
YET ANOTHER AUTHORS NOTE SORRY MAH PEEPS
Headcannon #2: Houses(not as lame as you'd think)
Head cannon #3: America and England bonding <3
Head cannon no. 4: America and Normandy
Head cannon no. 4: America's alcohol
End

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France: *climbs in England's window* I need to borrow your measur--

England: *roundhouse kicks him in the face*

France: ALL I NEEDE WAS A MEASURING CUP! D*MN B*TCH

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