messenger
texting: group chat "district nine + one."
felix:
minho: i hate jian
also minho when jian trips at the end of the staircase: ARE YOU OK??? DO YOU HAVE ANY SCRATCHES ????
seungmin:
LMFAOOOO HE TRIPPED?
sorry.
i shouldn't laugh at a ten year old tripping-
jisung:
it was pretty funny...
soojin:
more like it was really funny—
minho:
shut up
my son could've gotten hurt:(
my poor baby
changbin:
your son is okay
even he was laughing
you were the only one panicked
chan:
how do you trip at the end of the staircase
jisung:
i've tripped going up the staircase
minho:
he wasn't paying attention to the steps
and missed one
and lowkey ate shit
changbin:
homie flexed landing in a push-up position
hyunsoo probably thought: wow so hot😍
jeongin:
when he's one of those kids from karate kid
reflexes b on 100
felix:
wow
he's hot
chan:
FELIX
felix:
LMFAOO
WOW!!
HES HOT😍😍😍
DONT U AGREE CHRISTOPHER BANG
chan:
i'm gonna fucking end you
soojin:
double knots on my yeezys
chan:
how the fuck does she know
minho:
changbin and felix spent all night last night showing her your soundcloud LMFAOOOOO
chan:
k i hate you all
woojin:
i did nothing
chan:
i don't hate you
i hate everyone else
jisung:
thank you
so does minho
i'm used to it
minho:
what
no
i don't hate everyone
i just hate junghyungjdjsj
or whatever his face was
jeongin:
oh i forgot too
isn't it like
junhyung
jisung:
lu junghyun
minho:
why do you know his name
soojin:
and the hoe is jealous
jisung:
because his name is easy to remember?
seungmin:
minho b liek: jealous noises
minho:
mmk
anyways
jisung's parents are gonna be home tmrw
so i was thinking we have the group date tmrw
hyunjin:
what time
minho:
let's have it at 7 pm🥴
chan:
aight
where we going
minho:
it's a surprise !!!!
just wear comfortable and casual clothing
though,, it's not gonna be anything special
woojin:
okay
see you losers tmrw then
soojin:
everyday this group chat shortens their words
felix:
we're trying to reach hyunsoo's height
soojin:
LEAVE MY BRITHER ALONE
BROTHER ***
hyunjin:
he's short as fuck
is he not drinking his milk
soojin:
he's lactose
hyunjin:
oh..
soojin:
LMFAOOO IM KIDDING
nah puberty is just taking its time
watch that kid be tall though
seungmin:
he's probably gonna tap out at 5'7
i don't think he'll get too tall
but i feel like jian might
soojin:
bro
jian's eldest brother is tall as FUCK
he's like mingyu's height
so i'm pretty sure jian is gonna be tall too
hyunjin:
i feel like i knew jian had a brother
but i'm also shocked
soojin:
he has two
and two sisters
hyunjin:
oh jesus
props to his mom
soojin:
right lmao
jeongin:
i want to steal hyunsoo
i'm not letting him go back to malaysia
minho:
i don't want jian to go back to malaysia:(
my baby:(
chan:
you rlly love that kid
anyway tho, i'm gonna go hang out w my boyfriend
so i'll see you gays tomorrow
jeongin:
yeah me too
bye gays
seungmin:
stan day6
hyunjin:
stan got7
jeongin:
stan red velvet
felix:
stan twice
soojin:
stan tw
FUCK YOU
stan chungha & jiminxjamie
changbin:
stan exo
minho:
stan monsta x
jisung:
stan gay
ok bye gays & see you tomorrow
authors note:
i found a meme that fits my mood rn
dis me, knowing i just came up w a plan
ok but like i miss exo w my whole heart):
but i also love lee minho w my whole heart):
and i love woosung, jeonghan, baekhyun, brian, and youngjae
this is my ted talk, thank you for tuning in