minho: the group chat you texted me out of it therefore: we're whispering
jisung: i came here to give you love but now i don't think i want to give you it
minho: i want love🥺 give me love please
jisung: no
minho: but i deserve it
jisung: no, you're ugly
minho: and you're not?
jisung: gasp i know you did not just say that
minho: ugly.
jisung: >:( send me a photo of you, uglier
minho: wait why
jisung: so i can laugh at how ugly you are
minho: don't you already have tons of photos of me
jisung: just send me a photo
minho:
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are you good now, baby?
jisung: thank you🥰 you so pretty
minho: i thought i was ugly
jisung: no, you're beautiful the most beautiful boy🥺
minho: thank you baby what are you doing this weekend
jisung: you🥴
minho: that's MY line
jisung: okay? and? i'm gonna do you
minho: yeah aight ok but are you actually busy
jisung: not to my knowledge
minho: do you want to go on a date saturday night
jisung: why would i ever say no
minho: i don't know baby also you're such a fucking bottom you never ask me out
jisung: HEY ASSHOLE
minho: ITS TRUE I ALWAYS ASK YOU OUT EVERY DATE, I ASKED YOU OUT
jisung: i can't help that i'm a broke bitch😩
minho: babe, you don't have to spend money on me i would literally count building forts as a date
jisung: stop making me sOft
minho: too fucking bad i'm cliché this is what you signed up for when agreeing to become my boyfriend
jisung: 🥺🥺🥺 i love you
minho: i love you more
jisung: no me😡 also, did you ever get the packet?
minho: oh shit so that's what i was forgetting.. fuck
jisung: nice, babe now look who doesn't get two hundred extra credit points
minho: eh, whatever i'll get them back somehow
jisung: that's true babybsbybabywbybbaby
minho: whathwhatwhatwhat
jisung: i miss you:(
minho: YOU SAW ME LITERALLY EARLIER TODAY—
jisung: i don't care come over give me love
minho: no u clingy
jisung: b-but you said that doesn't bother you🥺
minho: it bothers me😡 because it makes me wanna give you all the love in the world but i'm only limited to so much
jisung: mY HEART KINDA STARTED TO BREAK I THOUGHT YOUNWERE GONNA SAY HOW ANNOYING I AM I WAS READY TO CRY
minho: OH MY GOD BABY you're never that but i'll be over in ten i love you baby🥺💖
jisung: yayayayay i love you🥰🥰 read @ 5:05 pm
authors note: i watched stray kid's cover of fancy earlier, again,, and wow i love them so much hhh they're so cute. seungmin is such a cutie wow i love him so much i just wanna give him the entire world not to be y/n or anything, but i know that if i went to school with stray kids, i would have the BIGGEST crush on seungmin, even if minho is my bias— just don't tell minho sksjsj i love him still i promise,, i would just deadass be too afraid to talk to him, along with hyunjin and woojin too— like their beauty would scare tf outta me SKDJJSJS okay but,, i feel like i'm the only one that thinks about those things??? like i'm really not trying to be y/n, but if they were people at my school i know how the list would go. seungmin would be the dandy boy i crush on, chan would probably be my tutor in math bc i lack math skills, jisung and felix would be my two best friends and it'd be a party everyday with them, jeongin would be the person i talk to in class because we happen to sit next to each other and i don't like being alone, changbin would be the boy i joke around w all the time that the teacher has to stop the class and go "iS sOmEtHiNg fUnNy?" and then woojin, hyunjin, and minho would be the triple threat that i'm too afraid to ever talk to or walk past what about you guys— and please say what you'd think stray kids would be to you if you went to school together bc i don't wanna sound sTUPID SKSKSKKS
