Hehe part 69
🤣🤣 I'm sorry.
"There he is now how do we get him" I sigh watching Strange getting tortured by the alien
"Well we could-
Suddenly dad backs up and his repulsor charges up
"Woah!" I gasp seeing the red cloak floating on its own
"Wow. You're a Seriously loyal piece of outerwear aren't you?" Dad asks putting his arm down
"Yeah... uh speaking of loyalty" peter drops from the ceiling
"What the-
"I know what you're gonna say."
"Peter!" I roll my eyes
"You should not be here" dad says angrily
"I was gonna go home!"
"I don't want to hear it!" Dad waves him away dismissively
"But it was such a long way down and I just thought about you, and y/n and I was stuck to the side of the ship!" peter whines
"And now I have to hear about it" dad sighs worriedly
"And this suit is ridiculously intuitive by the way" peter looks at me for help but I just cross my arms letting dad take care of this one
"Damn it" dad says under his breath
"So if anything... it's kinda your fault I'm here." Peter gestures to dad whom in return gives peter the dad look
"What did you just say?" Dad points at peter
"I-I take that back" pete stammers
"Oh peter" I sigh
"And Well now I'm in space" peter shrugs
"Yeah, right where I didn't want you to be" dad says aggravated
"But-
"This isn't Coney Island. This isn't some field trip. This is a one way ticket. You hear me? Don't pretend you thought this through." Dad says not giving peter a chance to respond
"No I did-
"Don't tell me you did- you could not have possibly thought this through!"
"You can't be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man if there's no neighborhood."
Peter responds but dad just stands in silence
"Okay. That didn't make sense but you know what I mean!" Peter says
"I get it" I nod and dad shoots me a look
"Come on. We gotta situation" dad says shakily
"See the wizard kids. He's in trouble, what's the plan? Go." Dad asks quickly
Peter gets down to analyze the situation
"Ummm- Ok, okay uhhh. Did you ever see this really old movie aliens?" Peter asks
Dad looks at him confused
"Yes! I have. Dad we watched it with Rhodey a while ago" I nudge dad a little
Peter goes on explaining his whole idea as dad stares back at him trying to figure it out.
"And boom. We got the wizard" peter smiles
"Great plan!" I encourage
"Alright" dad sighs
"Super family" I smile putting my hand in the middle
"Super family!" Peter smiles
".... alright fine. Super family" dad says quickly
Dad and I drop down to where the alien and Strange are.
"... could end your friends life in an instant" the alien finishes his sentence
"Gotta Tell ya he really isn't my friend. Saving him is more of a professional courtesy."
"You've saved nothing." The Alien responds using his powers to bring a piece of the ship to him
"Your powers are inconsequential to mine" the alien snickers
"Yeah well the kids seen more movies" dad says blowing a hole in the side of the ship which causes everything to fly out
"Pete catch the wizard!" I yell as peter swings down
Just when I think he's got him, peter starts flying away with him.
"Y/n help!" Pete says
His suit catches him and he falls back inside with the wizard
Dad patches up the hole in the side of the ship
My suit retracts as I look out the huge window in awe
Space is truly beautiful
"We need to turn the ship around." Strange commands
"Now he wants to run. Great plan!" Dad sighs
"I want to protect the stone" Strange says back
"And I want you to thank me now. Go ahead I'm listening" dad says walking to the front of the ship
"For what? Blasting me into space??" Strange fires back
"Who just saved your magical ass? Me!" Dad says angrily
"Um. We did actually" I roll my eyes watching strange walk over to us
"I seriously don't know how you fit your head into that helmet" strange shakes his head
"Admit it. You should've ducked out when I told you to. I tried to bench you and you refused" dad explains
"Unlike everyone else in your life. I don't work for you" Strange rolls his eyes
"And due to that we are now in space on a flying donut. With no back up!" Dad points to space
"I'm back up!" Peter smirks proudly
"No you're a stowaway. The adults are talking." Dad points between him and Strange
"I'm sorry I'm confused what's the relationship here? What is he your ward?" Strange asks
"N-no. I'm peter by the way" peter sticks out his hand to Strange
"Doctor strange." Strange answers
"Ohh we're using our made up names.. um. I'm Spider-Man then." Peter stands tall putting his hand down
"No Pete" I sigh
"This ships on autopilot" dad says ignoring what peter says
"Can we control it?" Strange asks
"Fly us home!" I nod
Dad paces anxiously
"Stark." Strange says anticipating an answer
"Can you get us home?" Strange asks
"Yeah I uh... I'm thinking I'm not so sure we should.." dad crosses his arms
"Under no circumstances can we bring the time stone to Thanos. I don't think you understand-
"What? No. It's you who doesn't understand. Thanos has been inside my head for six years. Since he sent an army to New York and now he's back! And I don't know what to do. If we should fight on our turf or his but you saw what they can do. At least on his turf he's not expecting it. So I say we take the fight to him! Doctor. Do you concur?" Dad goes on a rant getting in stranges face
"Alright Stark. We go to him. But you have to understand, if it comes to saving you, your daughter, the kid or the time stone... I will not hesitate to let any of you die" Strange says calmly
"Nice. Good, moral compass. We're straight" dad pats stranges arm
"What now" I say quietly
"Pete. I think it's time... you're an avenger now" dad says tapping both of his shoulders
Peter gasps a little excitedly then smiles at me. I give him a thumbs up
We stay flying along space in the donut. Dad won't stop pacing which makes Peter nervous which then makes me worried
Strange watches out the window as we fly towards a planet
"Hey what's goin on?" Peter asks as we watch the ship plummet towards the planet
"I think we're here" Strange says
"I don't think this rig has a self park function" dad says quickly looking for a way to park
I follow him but peter walks faster than me
"Okay peter close this thing around your hand. Understand? This thing is meant for one big guy so we gotta move at the same time" dad says nodding to Pete
"Got it got it." Peter nods
"Okay ready?" Dad says
We fly closer to the ground
"Uhhh might wanna turn! Turn!" Peter yells as our ship heads right for an obstruction
We hit the obstruction and the ship deteriorates
All three of us put our helmets on, ready for the worst.
Then strange does some sort of magic spell encasing the whole ship in a orange shape
We finally crash at a stop
"Y/n? You okay?" Peter rushes to help me up
"I'm good" I nod as my helmet retracts
"You Alright?" Strange asks extending his hand for dad to take
"That was close... I owe you one" dad breathes heavily
"Let me just say when aliens implant eggs in me and I eat one of you I'm sorry" peter says full heartedly
"I do not want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip understand?" Dad points to peter
"I'm trying to say that something is coming!" Peter points
A small metal ball rolls to the middle of us and blows up , sending all of us flying in different directions
3 people walk into the ship. One has a mask with red glowing eyes
"THANOS!" The big grayish one yells throwing a dagger at Strange who blocks it
Strange throws his cloak onto the big man who falls to the ground
Dad and I fly up to challenge the guy with the red glowing eyes
He shoots at us we shoot back then suddenly a device planted on dads suit magnetized him into a pillar
I get a good shot at the guy before I go to help dad get that thing off
"Come on" dad grunts before landing down on the big grey guy that keeps yelling.
"Everybody stay where you are and chill the F out!" The guy comes out holding peter firmly with a blaster in hand
"Dad" I say worriedly putting my repulsors up aiming at the man and the girl with Antenna
"I'm gonna ask this once. Where is Gamora?" The man demands taking off his helmet
"Yeah I'll do you one better. Who is Gamora?" Dad says back retracting his helmet
"I'll do you one better. Why is Gamora!!" The grey man shouts from under dads boot
"Tell me where she is or I swear I'm gonna French fry this little freak" the man threatens
"Let's do it. You shoot my guy and I'll blast him. Let's go!" Dad shouts pulling out a big gun
"Do it quill! I can take it" the grey guy shouts
"No he can't take it!" The alien girl wobbles over covered in webs
"She's right he can't" Strange shakes his head
"Alright you don't wanna Tell me where she is? That's fine. I'll kill all four of you and beat it out of Thanos myself!! Starting with you!" The man threats peter again and I swear I'm gonna blast his head off right now
"Wait Wha- Thanos? Alright let me ask you this one time. What master do you serve?" Strange commands
"What master do I serve?? What am I supposed to say Jesus?" The man says
"You're from earth" dad says totally over the bullshit
"I'm not from earth I'm from Missouri." the man shoots back
"Yeah that's on earth dipshit. Whatcha hassling us for??" Dad asks
"So you're not with Thanos?" Peter asks the man
"With Thanos?? No! I'm here to kill Thanos he took my gir- Wait! Who are you??" The man shouts
"We're the Avengers man" peter sighs as the man finally lets him go
"You're the ones Thor told us about!" The girl shouts
"You know Thor?" Dad asks
"Thor!?" I gasp and my heart rate goes up
"Yeah. Tall guy, not that good looking. Needed saving" the man shrugs
"Where is he now?" Strange asks
"On nidavellir" the man says
"Is that supposed to be some sort of joke?" I roll my eyes
"no it's a planet- don't sas me kid" the man gets defensive
"Watch yourself. What is he doing there?" Dad asks defensively stepping in front of me
"Building a weapon that can apparently kill Thanos" the man sighs
"There's such a weapon?" Strange asks
"Yep. Apparently" the man nods
"Dad where are you going?" I ask watching him walk away
"Getting off this broken donut." he yells back
"Hey what's your name anyways?" Peter asks the man
"Starlord" the guy nods
"I'm uh Spider-Man" peter nods excitedly
"I'm y/n. Nice to meet you starlord" I say
Once we are all outside we start to explore around
"What happened to this place. It's 8 degrees
Off it's axis!" I hear the man say
"Well we got one advantage. He's coming to us, we'll use it. Alright I gotta plan. Or at least the beginning of one. It's simple we pin him down take what we need. Definitely don't wanna dance with this guy we just need the gauntlet.... are you yawning?!" Dad says as the large gray man yawns
"Right in the middle of this as I'm breaking it down. Huh? Did you hear what i said?" Dad asks
"I stopped listening after you said we need a plan" the large man says
"Great mister clean is on his own page." Dad sighs
"See not winging it isn't exactly what they do" the man says
"Uh what exactly is it that they do?" Peter asks raising his hand
"Kick names. Take ass!" The girl says trying to sound bad ass
"Yeah that's right" the large man nods
Dad stands for a minute with the funniest expression on his face
"Okay just get over here. Mister lord could you round them up" dad sighs
"Mister? Starlord is just fine" Starlord says motioning for the aliens to come over
"We have to coalesce. Cause if all we come at him with is a plucky attitude-
"Dude. Don't call us plucky. We don't know what it means, alright we're optimistic yes. I like your plan. Except it sucks, so let me do the plan so then it might be really good" Starlord says
"Tell him about the dance off to save the universe" the large alien says
"What dance off?" Dad asks
"It's- no- it's nothing" Starlord stammers
"Like in footloose the movie?" Peter asks
"Exactly like footloose! Is it still the greatest movie of all time " Starlord lights up
"It never was" Peter laughs a little
"Don't encourage this okay kid?" Dad says
"Yes Okay" Peter backs off
"We're getting no help here from Flash Gordon" dad sighs
"Flash Gordon?? By the way that's a compliment. Don't forget I'm half human. So that 50% of me that's stupid. Is 100% you" Starlord points at us
"Your math is blowing my mind" dad says in a very dry tone
"Uh excuse me, but does your friend often do that?" The alien girl asks
We turn to look at Strange who is floating midair as his head wraps around
"Strange we Alright?" dad yells walking Over
"Ahh!" Strange falls to the ground sounding scared
"It's alright you're back." Dad says calmly grabbing his hand
"What just happened?" I ask
"I went foreword in time to view alternate futures. To see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict." Strange says catching his breath
"How many did you see?" Starlord asks
" 14,000,605" Strange states
"How many did we win?" Dad asks
"1." Strange sighs
A/n
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I'm sorry these chapters are mostly dialogue but it is infinity war!!!
Next chapter is fighting Thanos!!
And then endgame 🥺.
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