messenger
texting: group chat "district nine + one."
felix:
the platonic boyfriends are back😎
mingyu texted soojin, asking to hang out
and she went- "nah, i'm with my boys rn."
changbin and i are superior
soojin:
i just wanna be w my boys yo
my two favorite people
changbin:
cuddling hours >>>
jisung:
meanwhile
my boyfriend kicked me
minho:
you deserved it
chan:
oh lord
why did you kick him
minho:
reflexes
seungmin:
wait what
minho:
i was laying next to him
we weren't cuddling or anything
and he grabbed my thigh out of no where
which scared the shit out of me
so i accidentally kicked him
jisung:
i was just trying to put his leg on me🥺
and he kicks me!!!
hyunjin:
jisung thigh kink confirmed
jeongin:
jeongin love kink confirmed
give me love, i be happy
seungmin:
seungmin day6 kink confirmed
play day6 and i'll love you forever
soojin:
felix furry kink confirmed
purr for him and he will faathjjjljuuioooo
changbin:
suddenly i'm watching a war zone
this is interesting
chan:
rip soojin
woojin:
^
changbin:
nah he won't hurt her
can't say she won't hurt him though
jisung:
ok i don't wanna come home to a massacre
make them stop fighting
changbin:
no thank you
this is funny
it's okay they're both laughing
and now they're cuddling again and felix is becoming an impatient baby for me sO BYE GUYS
minho:
i miss jian
i mean i miss hyunsoo
fuck jian
hyunjin:
we all know you love jian
minho:
no
he's a little shit
i wish i threw him in the shark tank
seungmin:
uh huh
keep talking shit about him
we all saw you carry him to the car when he got too tired to walk
jisung:
when we got home
he tucked jian in first
and then complained about how the boys
were leaving to go see jian's grandparents the
next day
minho:
i still don't like him
chan:
you're such a liar
it's so obvious you love jian
you just like being a little shit
woojin:
jian protection squad
i just said squad
wow
i forgot that word existed
jeongin:
i forgot rofl existed
nobody says rofl anymore
like when you tell a joke over text
nobody responds with "rofl"
it's "lmao" "lol" "haha" or "shfjkebskavj"
minho:
i got a joke for you
jisung
jisung:
what's the joke
hyunjin:
LMFAOOOOOOO
jisung:
wait
what's the joke
seungmin:
🤡🤡🤡
woojin:
minho, he's gonna dump your ass if you continue lmaooooo
minho:
he still hasn't gotten it
i told him go look in the mirror
chan:
stop being so mean😔
jisung:
:(
jeongin:
lee minho
you better go give that boy cuddles
minho:
he came walking in pouting
do you think i can resist his cute face
he's adorable
jisung:
:(
minho:
my baby is now pouting to the extreme
i'm going to go give him cuddles
bye gays
jeongin:
smh
i'm going to go annoy my boyfriends now
hyunjin:
this getting love thing is so nice
i love it
seungmin:
me too
it's amazing
woojin:
channie
i'm coming over
chan:
ok
felix:
wAIT
ONE THING
stan twice
ok bye
authors note:
we're not thriving