messenger
texting: group chat "district nine + one."
jisung:
i've been watching homecoming proposals
and now i'm so excited for next year
i want proposals so bad
minho:
excuse me
was my proposal not enough for you
changbin:
i just remembered the date thing
that the losers had to set up
minho:
i won😍😍
soojin:
shut up cocky
minho:
shut up het
soojin:
what did i do to deserve this
minho:
ask that bitch in your room rn
soojin:
he's not a bitch
minho:
woojin:
minho
stop being a little shit
minho:
look at the photo i just sent
felix:
chile
ANYWAYS SO
hyunjin:
i love that video
seungmin:
why is minho coming for throats
jeongin:
when is he not
seungmin:
fair
changbin:
anywaaaay
minsung
watch out pho da surprise date
jisung:
ion want it
chan:
what
minho:
neither do i
felix:
what
jisung:
cmon now
we're literally the couple that goes on
the most dates in this group
we don't need a surprise date
minho:
^^^
you guys don't really go on dates
like, all of you don't
so instead !!!!!
how about we all just go on a huge date
but jisung and i get to pick where
changbin:
...
that scares me.
but, fine
hyunjin:
lowkey scared too
but it's also minsung
and they do cliché shit
so like
what could go wrong
jeongin:
idk
it's also jisung we're talking ab
jisung:
HEY
minho:
LMAOOOOO
it'll be fine, i promise
i'll make sure it's cute
just like hyunsoo
jisung:
what about jian
minho:
i guess jian's cute too
changbin:
you guess
minho:
listen
that ten year old doesn't act cute
unless he fucking wants something from me
hyunsoo acts cute all the damn time
felix:
ok but
jian already has style for a ten year old
it's not fair
jeongin:
i want to meet jian >:(((
seungmin:
after his milk before cereal scandal???
he can PERISH
soojin:
quit bullying my brothers boyfriend
he doesn't deserve this
minho:
yes he does
he's WACK
jisung:
don't act like i didn't walk in on you and him coloring together last night
minho:
...
you didn't need to expose me
changbin:
minho's mind b liek: jian, you're such a fucking weird kid but you know what,, i would still die for you.
chan:
minho's secret weak spot is jian
minho:
this is exposing smh
woojin:
we all know you secretly love jian
minho:
i hope he hits his ankle on a scooter.
but if he does, you can bet your ass imma pick him up and make sure he's okay— and then take him to get ice cream
jeongin:
i wanna meet the children so bad😔
jisung:
minho wants to take them to an aquarium
hyunjin:
aw that's cute
minho:
you guys can come if you want🥰
sUPERVISE THEM KIDS
MAKE SURE THEYRE NOT HOLDING
HANDS😤
soojin:
LMAO LEAVE THEM BE
let them hold hands in peace
minho:
they're too young to be so advanced😤
changbin:
you literally cooed at them cuddling
jisung:
and when jian kissed hyunsoo's forehead
felix:
and when jian comforted hyunsoo for feeling homesick
minho:
...
shut up😤
hyunjin:
why do ten year olds have such a stable relationship
when i was ten, i was doubting the relationship i had with my parents after i found out santa wasn't real
woojin:
LMAOOOO SAME
chan:
AHAHA ME TOO
jeongin:
finding out santa wasn't real was a different pain
soojin:
hyunsoo has yet to experience that pain
felix:
i remember crying the first christmas after finding out santa wasn't real because i didn't see any "from santa" shit
changbin:
all those cookies
all my notes
just to go to my parents🥺
minho:
our childhoods died so early
felix:
my childhood died the moment i heard you say a sex joke
hyunjin:
LMFAO
jisung:
AHAHAHAHA
seungmin:
PFFFT
minho:
jokes on you
i learned that shit from chan
chan:
no comment
woojin:
ohhh my god
jeongin:
smfh
anyways
when's da date
minho:
aquarium date is tomorrow
and i'll let you guys know when the group date is
jeongin:
otaaay
imma go annoy my boyfriends now
seungmin:
you can't claim dogs as your boyfriends
jeongin:
i'm not talking about them
i'm talking about you and the other dummy
hyunjin:
HIZZSUKN WE'RE GETTING LOVE HDJSGJ
BYE LOSERS
changbin:
i'm going back to cuddling felix
woojin:
i'm going back to annoying chan
soojin:
i'm gonna watch twice videos
minho:
what about that idiot in your room
soojin:
he left
you dumbass
minho:
THANK FUCK
ok now i'm gonna go annoy jisung🥰
soojin:
imma crash in his room now🥰
jisung:
ew you both are gonna annoy me? smh
ok jk aint no complaints
soojin:
better not be any you little shit
ok lemme get a video first and then i'll come
minho:
aight ugly
bye @ the other losers
felix:
suck my dick
and stan twice