messenger
texting: group chat "district nine + one."
chan:
ay fucks
i miss you all
minho:
oh my god it's the grandpa!!!
hi grandpa!!! did you get a new walker?
woojin:
is this how you're going to treat us
now that we've graduated
minho:
yes.
chan:
smfh
ok so i missed you all besides minho
minho:
LMFAO
hyunjin:
AGAHATAG
seungmin:
LOOOL YIKES
felix:
SHHSFSNSGJA
jeongin:
i've missed you too!
i've missed everyone:(
we need to hang out~
jisung:
i don't miss felix and changbin
i see them everyday
because of sOOJIN
soojin:
leave my best friends alone you shit
you're just mad we have dance parties every night
and you can't join!1!1!1!
felix:
we be blasting fancy until three in the morning😌
just kidding, we turn it off once hyunsoo and jian go to bed
seungmin:
whAT
JIAN IS HERE
NOBODY FUCKING YOLD US
changbin:
oh yeah guys
jian is here
jeongin:
thanks for the late message>:(
jisung:
he's lowkey scared of minho LMAOOO
minho:
not much anymore
i think he found out i have a soft spot for him
last night, when you were asleep, i went downstairs to make myself some food because i was hungry and this little shit comes down a few minutes after
and he's like "hi minho, is it late night snack time?"
and i was like, "what the fuck are you doing up?"
seungmin:
did you just cuss in front of a ten year old-
minho:
i will cuss in front of anyone, he's not special
anyways he was like, "i got hungry and couldn't sleep, so i decided to get a snack and i found that you were here- so do you wanna have a snack together?"
and i was like, "you're crazy to think i would share food with you, five feet."
and he fucking goes, "but how could you ever say no to this face?" and pouted
so then we ate fruity pebbles and it was really good
soojin:
the two gay kings eating gay cereal together😍
jian's so adorable though, i love him
minho:
he puts milk before he puts cereal
he's the fucking devil
hyunjin:
...
i'm no longer excited that jian is here
what kind of person puts milk before cereal
felix:
me
jisung:
me
hyunjin:
besides the two dumbasses in the group chat
it's expected of you two to do that
seungmin:
putting milk before cereal is equivalent to doing sock, shoe, sock, shoe and biting a kitkat instead of breaking it- along with biting a cheese string instead of pulling it
felix:
what's wrong with sock, shoe, sock, shoe
soojin:
...
changbin please come get your boyfriend
changbin:
he's yours now
jisung:
seriously what's wrong with it
woojin:
it's supposed to be sock, sock, shoe, shoe
jisung:
that's no fun
soojin:
and this is why i'm convinced auntie or uncle dropped you on your head after you were born
seungmin:
probably
chan:
...
i just wanted to figure out when you guys were free
why'd this become a mess
felix:
i'm free everyday
and so are soojin, changbin, minho, and jisung
soojin:
who's gonna watch the kids
minho:
jisung's parents are off tomorrow
they can watch them
chan:
hyunjeongmin?
jeongin:
we're free!:D
chan:
soo, do you want me to invite mingyu?
soojin:
you could try but he's most likely gonna be busy with his FrIeNdS, like always🤷🏻♀️
felix:
changbin:
minho:
i've taught her well with being petty
i'm so proud
seungmin:
yikes
do it
i want to see drama
woojin:
KIM SEUNGMIN
seungmin:
...
that wasn't supposed to send-
soojin:
LMFAOOOO
invite him if you want, i don't care
chan:
aight
i'll invite bam and yug too so if shit gets tense, we'll just throw him to those two
hyunjin:
i volunteer myself to be thrown to bam and yug
i would like to legally change my name to kim mingyu
changbin:
LMAOOOOOO
chan:
ok does bonfire at the beach at six sound good
minho:
i'm down
jisung:
me too
felix:
me three
changbin:
ok let's just say we're all down
chan:
aight
see you losers tomorrow at six
soojin:
later losers😎
authors note:
i b liek: not knowing what the fuck to write
anyway hi i love minho
angel boy🥺