messenger
texting: group chat "district nine + one."
felix:
i regret not studying
i started crying the second question in
jeongin:
the second?
at least i made it to the fifteenth one before the tears started building up
minho:
truth be told
i completely bsed it
jisung:
i mean i tried
until i realized everyone was on the third page and i was still on the first
changbin:
we really just failed that shit
hyunjin:
it's fine
aren't they like
10% of your grade
seungmin:
i heard some of the teachers talking
they said they might not even put them in
felix:
...
so i stress cried for no reason?
jeongin:
now you know how i felt during that packet
soojin:
this is why you children should STUDY
chan:
they don't know what studying is, even if you gave them a descriptive essay on it
woojin:
^^
we graduate tomorrow esketit
minho:
why do you guys graduate on a thursday
das wack
woojin:
bc the school is stupid
constantly changing dates
chan:
true
also
soojin
i still have bde
soojin:
no you don't 👺
liar
chan:
i do too
soojin:
a person who has bde wouldn't argue that they have bde 😌
minho:
she got you there
soojin:
mhmmm
but fr
you've became a soft bitch
what'd woojin do to you
fucking softie
chan:
ok hoe with three boyfriends
soojin:
ay
weren't you the school hoe
with hella people after you
because of your
SoUnDcLoUd🤡
jisung:
LMAO SOOJIN STOP BULLYING
soojin:
i'm just playingggg
but seriously though
chan lost his bde😌✌️
i said what i said
no take backs
chan:
you lost your gay
soojin:
and you lost your hair🤡
seungmin:
pffftjekhdhs
i didn't laugh
really, i didn't laugh
hyunjin:
eeekejejsjsjsjhash
n o laughing here
jeongin:
she just-
soojin:
chan the bald bitch
what's it like having no hair
chan:
soojin the hetero
what's it like having no tiddy
felix:
did not know it was thanksgiving
these thanksgiving clap backs be happening already?
next up is christmas😌
i want a bazooka
changbin:
what the fuck is a bazooka
woojin:
...
felix
that's a fucking gun
felix:
what
no
it's that thing
that you blow
and the noise comes out
minho:
...
so a dick?
seungmin:
of course you did
felix:
NO
ITS THAT INSTRUMENT THINGY
THAT YOU BLOW
AND IT GOES SKZUZUZZUZUUZUZU
soojin:
felix
what are you on
chan:
i think he means a kazoo
felix:
YES
THAT
i want a kazoo
jisung:
how did you mix up a gun
and a fucking instrument
felix:
the finals fried my brain ok
changbin:
or maybe it was you smoking weed🤭
chan:
lee felix.
felix:
no no no no no
the last time i did something with that
was when my dumbass boyfriend decided to have a fucking brownie out on his stupid desk
changbin:
🥰🥰🥰
felix:
>:((((
but i swear chan
i haven't touched anything like that
that trip was the worst and i'm never doing it again
jeongin:
disgusting !!!!!!!!!!
drugs + alcohol = no no
bad children
woojin:
you're the child here
jeongin:
i'm not that young👺
ahhh
anyways i'm gonna go hang out with san
bye guys
seungmin:
wait wait wait
baby is it okay if hyunjin and i hang out
jeongin:
i don't care
have fun you losers
i love you both╰(*'︶'*)╯♡
seungmin:
okay!!:)
bye baby, i love you
hyunjin:
i love him more😡
but, bye angel, have fun with san!
jeongin:
i will(๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)
okayyy, bye bye
soojin:
changlix come over
i wanna kick your asses in video games
felix:
can we play fortnite
soojin:
...
that's a thing you and hyunsoo can do
changbin:
LMAOOOO
we'll be over soon
jisung:
minho
minho:
hm?
jisung:
you're ugly
minho:
so are you
jisung:
thank you
now come open your door
minho:
where's your key
jisung:
i'm too lazy to get it out
minho:
oh my god
i'll be down in a minute
jisung:
>:)))
chan:
and i'm going out with my boyfriend
bye losers
authors note:
so apparently!!!! a staff made felix stop laughing in their recent live?? the time frame is around 21:16
what happened was, felix was laughing, but then he looked behind the camera and his smile started to fade and he just gave the staff a look. some of the other members were looking that way too and seemed to just be like 😐
they literally just like,,,, stopped
i mean, maybe i'm over analyzing this?? but we all know what nct goes through with their staff. leaving them in the rain, having them move out of the frame so the more popular members get shown, tell them to stop laughing, to stop speaking in english- etc.
like, i don't want stray kids to ever experience that- or any group for that matter. like nct doesn't deserve that shit; they deserve to have fun and be wild but their staff like to b: clowns.
but the thing is, it was seungmin's birthday, they were laughing and having fun: let them fucking laugh ffs
anyway, if stray kids staff start to act like nct's,, i will literally personally email jyp and file a complaint😌don't make my babies go through that. they're,, for the most part,, teenage boys and deserve to have fun so don't kill their vibes
i just hope maybe the staff were having a bad day? and that their schedules had been hectic so they were easily irritated ??? bc bruh, for the most part, stray kids have very good staff and managers- so this really shocked me
but if it continues, guess who is getting emailed🥰