messenger
texting: group chat "district nine + one."
minho:
i know there's only three more days left after today
but i think i'm going to explode if i don't get to be on summer break in about five minutes
i just want to be with my boyfriend
sleep the fuck in, party all night
jisung:
get more burns from curling irons🤭
felix:
you're welcome for that
i did gods work
soojin:
homo
minho:
het
soojin:
hom
minho:
he
soojin:
ho
minho:
h
soojin:
h
minho:
h
soojin:
h
minho:
!!!!!
soojin:
?!?!?! 🤨 !!!!
minho:
🤨 ????
😾😾 !!!
seungmin:
w-what
jisung:
they're communicating
jeongin:
mom come pick me up, i'm scared
soojin and minho are back at it again
minho:
👺😾🤭✌️
soojin:
LMFAOOO MINHOOOO
DHURHEHDKJSK
minho:
shhhh;)
LMAOOOO
chan:
i don't understand ?????
jisung:
minho called jeongin a pussy
"you're a fucking pussy ass bitch and i said
what i said"
minho:
ok snitch
jeongin baby i promise i love you
hyunjin:
i'll kick your ass, lee minho
take back what you said >:(
seungmin:
i can't kick his ass because i'm afraid he'll beat me up
changbin:
true
minho kinda strong
minho:
whoops
anyways
i love you jeongin😔✌️
jeongin:
i love you too, meanie
felix:
minho a bitch
minho:
i know i am
anyways i love my boyfriend
he my favorite person
soojin:
i'm telling your son
minho:
my son would pick his boyfriend over me
so i pick my boyfriend, because i luv him
jisung:
you're a hoe
but i love you more than anything
hyunjin:
gay hoes
oh my god, the senior check out line is longer than my future
woojin:
i already got checked out
no more school for me
chan:
same
we out dis bitch
changbin:
meanwhile
the rest of us start finals tomorrow
felix:
did anyone study
changbin:
i've been busy with you and soojin
jeongin:
i gave up after the second sentence
seungmin:
i fell asleep
hyunjin:
i watched got7 videos
jisung:
haven't even touched the study packet
minho:
can i say one of my cats ate it
soojin:
...
you guys really do have a pact to fail together
chan:
it's every year smh
minho:
listen
studying is bullshit
jisung:
anything that consists of school is bullshit to you
mr.idontdomyhomework
minho:
i still get good grades so😼
seungmin:
how many times have you done homework this year
minho:
whenever jisung asked or when he was sick
i kind of lost track but it was over ten times
soojin:
minhorny
you're dumb
minho:
at least i'm not a het
soojin:
suck my dick!
minho:
after i'm done with jisung!
jeongin:
my god
hyunjin:
i question your friendship
jisung:
man i just act like i don't know them
changbin:
minsoo radiate chaotic energy
soojin:
we do >:))))
guys, it's so boring without you two at home
felix:
where's mingyu
soojin:
he's out with his friends
apparently his uncle lives here, too
bitch never told me that😔
chan:
yeah all of his friends live here
and most of his family
soojin:
god he's such a LiAr
sneaky little bitch😾😾
just kidding, i love my boyfriend
minho:
which one
seungmin:
why did i laugh at that
woojin:
it's okay, i laughed too
soojin:
i love my actual boyfriend
the one i'm actually dating
chan:
soojin: the hoe of this group🤭
minho:
i taught her well😳
except i'm a hoe specifically for one person
jisung:
dpr live
minho;
oh my god
i forgot about your obsession with him
jisung:
he's hot ok
minho:
i'm hotter
jisung:
eh
minho:
did-
k, we're breaking up
jisung:
no
you're my baby daddy
you can't leave me👺
minho:
eAt SHIT
hyunjin:
i also question this relationship
felix:
tbh i think we all do
woojin:
...
i'm just gonna go watch a movie
chan:
can i come over 🥺
woojin:
of course, baby
chan:
catch you losers later
seungmin:
iM a ToP,, chan said
you're a fucking liar,, i said
changbin:
he's the most subby acting top i've ever met
soojin:
dating woojin made him lose his bde
felix:
LMFAOOOOOO
sorry
minho:
imagine being soft as shit for someone
i can relate.
sometimes at least
jisung:
i hope you choke
minho:
i hope you slip and fall
jisung:
step on a lego
minho:
get hit in the ankle with a razor scooter
jisung:
too far>:(
minho:
love u;)
jisung:
disgusting
hyunjin:
such a questionable relationship
god can school fucking end
i'm so damn tired
changbin:
it ends in thirty minutes
hyunjin:
i want it to end now
seungmin:
me too
i'm so bored
jeongin:
san and i are making paper airplanes (๑>◡<๑)
we have nothing better to do anyways
minho:
i just want to go home
soojin:
are you coming over, minhorny
minho:
yeeeee
gonna annoy the fuck out of jisung😼
jisung:
jokes on you, you can't ever annoy me😼
minho:
is this a challenge
jisung:
no, don't you dare
minho:
i thought i could never annoy you
jisung:
i lied
i know what you're capable of
minho:
rude
i'll just hang out with hyunsoo then
soojin:
jisung being jealous over hyunsoo count: 3
jisung:
i didn't even get to say what i wanted
soojin:
i knew you'd get jealous though
jisung:
shut up ugly
felix:
rude
soojin
are you coming to woochan's graduation
soojin:
yeeee
changbin:
they're rlly leaving us
i'm mad😔
hyunjin:
i can't believe we're about to be seniors
ew
seungmin:
i'm kind of scared
what if something happens senior year
minho:
we'll be fine
i promise guys
it's always going to be us
felix:
now i'm anxious
lee minho, if this promise is broken
i'm going to cut your pinky off
minho:
we're going to be fine
hyunjin:
hopefully>:(
authors note:
i love lee minho🥺
worlds bestest boy