Bucky has created a chatroom: insomniacs assemble
Bucky has added Y/N, Wanda, Peter
Bucky: hey kiddos
Y/N: It's 2 am. what are you doing up right now
Bucky: mindlessly wandering the halls of the compound
Wanda: give us some peace and let us sleep for once. Please.
Bucky: SLEEP IS FOR THE W E A K
Bucky: And I know y'all aren't sleeping. obviously
Y/N: No shit, Sherlock. Why else would I be texting on here?
Steve has entered the chat.
Steve: Language, missy.
Y/N: You're not my father.
Steve: Watch your mouth, young lady, or you can consider that Wii Party date canceled, and I'm not buying you bubble tea tomorrow afternoon.
Y/N: *le gasp* YOU WOULDN'T
Steve: I can.
Y/N: IMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRYILLWATCHMYLANGUAGEOKPLSFORGIVEME
Steve: Alright. But what are you doing up this late? Shouldn't you be asleep?
Y/N: Ask Bucky. He started it
Peter: Bucky are you okay? please don't tell me you found my super secret stash of snickerdoodles and got high off of them please
Bucky: OH MY GOD R U SAYIN THAT THERE IS A SECRET STASH OF COOKIES AROUND THE COMPOUND SOMEWHERE OH MY GOD I MUST FIND THEM. MUST. FIND. COOKIES. MUST. STAY. AWAKE.
Peter: nvm forget what I said
Bucky has added T'Challa, Bruce, Tony, Sam, Natasha, Clint, Pietro, Thor.
T'Challa: I'm running half an hour of sleep while trying to finish up the diplomatic work because this stupid thing called different time zones had to exist hahahaha someone please kill me now and end my suffering
Y/N: I can't sleep either, coffee?
T'Challa: Yes please, anything that will keep me from losing my sanity. I am slowly spiraling down into a never ending pit of sleeplessness and despair
Bruce: You guys are tired? Weak. #sciencebropower
Tony: #sciencebropower
Bucky: SLEEP. IS FOR. THE WEAK
Y/N: k I'm going to the kitchen now. T'Challa do you want food too
Pietro: hey y/nnnnnnn
Pietro: Sam and i are hungry.
Pietro: he saw you walk to the kitchen
Pietro: provide us with food please mother
Y/N: no. go and get some on your own you big baby
Sam: Please, Y/N. I'll let you beat me at Mario Kart.
Y/N: shut up. you know I'm better than you at it anyways
Sam: not true!
Clint: It's true. I've watched her play. Need I remind you how many times you rage quit before because she completely crushed you at Rainbow Road?
Sam: WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT CURSED TIME
Sam: Now Y/N, please be a sweet young girl and provide me and Peter with some nourishment
Y/N: hahhahahaha no. why don't you try and win at mario kart first, maybe then I'll change my mind
Sam: Pleeeease. We're hungry.
Natasha: Oh, yeah. Y/N can I have food
Y/N: sure Nat. Wanda?
Wanda: can't sleep anyways, so why not
Y/N: T'Challa, how do you want ur coffee
T'Challa: Black like my mind and soul.
Y/N: coming right up
Pietro: HEY THATS NOT FAIR WHY ARE YOU SO NICE TO THEM
Steve: Peter, Sam, stop bugging Y/N.
Y/N: THANK YOU CAP
Steve: ...but first, can I have some coffee
Y/N: REALLy...ugh fine
Steve: Thank you.
Clint: I'm going to sleep. Night weirdos. And try not to wake Thor up...he's scary.
Peter: guys I'm coming to the kitchen and NOBODY STEAL MY GRAPE SODA OR I WILL MURDER YOU. I DO NOT CARE IF WE ARE PART OF THE SAME TEAM OR IF WE ARE BEST FRIENDS SO DONT YOU DARE STEAL MY GRAPE SODA. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Natasha: Joke's on you, kid. Drank the last one this morning while you were busy playing Mario Kart with Y/N and Sam.
Peter: ARE YOU KIDDING ME I SWEAR I WILL MURDER YOU
Natasha: I'm kidding. There's a full six-pack more of them in the pantry
Peter: w o w I didn't see that coming
Y/N: so I'm assuming Nat, Wanda, T'Challa, Steve, Pete, you guys want some grilled cheese sandwiches too? or kraft macaroni, take your pick
Steve: This kid makes the best grilled cheeses around, I swear.
Peter: YES PLEASE I WOULD LOVE A GOOD GRILLED CHEESE
Peter: wow, my poetry skills have drastically improved. Who knew that English class would actually be useful outside of school
Y/N: mood
Bucky: INSOMNIACS ASSEMBLE
Bucky: I've been waiting to say that this whole time. sorry lmao
Steve: How I've been waiting for the world famous grilled cheese sandwiches. Thank you, Y/N.
Y/N: No problem, overprotective helicopter second dad
Steve: you really did me like that, did you kiddo
Y/N: hehe
Sam: PIETRO AND I ARE STILL WAITING ON OUR FOOD. THEE SHALL BRING THE LOVELY SANDWICHES TO US
Y/N: GO AWAY BIRDBRAIN
Bruce: I will say this one more time and one more time only.
Pietro: Bill Nye the science guy!
Sam: BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
Bruce: Sleep is for the weak. To those of you who feel tired at all
Bucky: hhhahahahah that's what I said. WEAKLINGS
Thor has entered the chat.
Thor: What are you Midgardians doing up this late? Who dares to interrupt my beauty sleep? And what is that smell...?
Y/N: Sorry, Thor. making grilled cheeses for the gang
Thor: In that case, I would like one as well, Lady Y/N! Grilled cheese sandwiches are the best late night snack for those restless ones.
Peter: hey Y/N.
Y/N: hm what's up
Peter: what do you wanna watch on TV
Y/N: Is everyone here okay with Criminal Minds?
Steve: Sure, why not.
Natasha: Ooh yes! Y/N, you, Wanda, and I can continue our binge-watching session.
T'Challa: I must say that show is quite interesting, so you have my vote.
Peter: Y/NNNNNNN.
Y/N: yes, Pete?
Peter: I'm cold.
Y/N: ...But you're layered in two blankets?
Peter: STILL COLD. i need cuddles
Y/N: ....ok...but why me...
Peter: you give the best hugs and also you're my bestfriend :(
Bucky: ouch can I get a 'FRIENDZONED'
Tony: Oof, friendzoned. That must hurt, Y/N honey
Vision has entered the chat.
Vision: Friendzoned.
Wanda: Friendzoned.
Bucky: Y/N, i'm cold too :(
Y/N: IM SORRY BUT I CANT CONTROL THE WEATHER BARNES SHEESH
Steve: Alright, is everyone going to let the fact that Y/N and Peter are obviously crushing on each other unnoticed? Or is that just me slowly losing my sanity like T'Challa?
T'Challa: Both. We are all losing our minds here. I can't even tell whether it's from the two lovebirds or if it's because of the lack of sleep I have been getting this past week anymore. Who knows.
Bruce: Just get together already for God's sake. I swear, you two are already dating, the way you're acting right now
Y/N: Hahahahaha we're not dating and I totally am not cuddling Peter just because he said he is cold and I totally don't want to date him because I totally do not have any feelings of any sort towards him
Peter: We're just friends so why would I like her that way hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Thor: I presume that Lady Y/N and the Man of Spiders have feelings for one another?
Y/N: Nooooo don't be silly Thor. We don't have feelings for each other.
Bucky: swimming
Sam: away
Bucky: from
Sam: ur
Bucky: L I E S
Tony: Sweetheart, I think this is what you would call denial.
Y/N: DAD STOP GO AWAY
Tony: Awwww, my baby is in love. CLINT GO GET THE POLAROID SO WE CAN CAPTURE THIS MOMENT OF MY Y/N STARING LONGINGLY AT PETER AS THEY CUDDLE ON THE COUCH TOGETHER
Peter: Lol it's so funny seeing you blush Y/N
Y/N: SHUT UP MY FACE IS NATURALLY PINK
Peter: No it's not.
Natasha: Awww how cute
Wanda: I'm gonna cry this is just too pure
Peter: Yeah yeah whatever, love you.
Y/N: ...
Steve: Kid, I can see you blushing from across the sofa. And this isn't even that small of a sofa
Peter: HAHAHA Y/N IS BLUSHING BECAUSE I AM IRRESISTIBLE
Steve: Peter, I can see you blushing too.
Peter: ...
Y/N: ...
Bucky: can I get a massive Roblox 'oof'
Bruce: Oof.
Thor: OOF.
Tony: Oof
Natasha: Oof
T'Challa: Oof
Y/N: IM SO DONE WITH YOU GUYS JEEZ
Pietro: but what about our insomnia food :( you forgot me and Samuel :(((
Peter has logged off.
Y/N has logged off.
Sam: WE MUST CONTINUE ON IN PUSHING THEM TOGETHER
Steve: That, I must agree on.
Tony: INSOMNIACS...
Bucky: ASSEMBLE
Steve, Bucky, Tony, logged off.
Natasha: OUR SHIP IS SAILING!
Wanda: IT IS INDEED