messenger
texting: chan
chan:
listen to this real quick
attachment: audio
minho:
damn
who knew my favorite rappers had some sweet vocals
chan:
is it a good song?
i keep stressing it
changbin and jisung say its one of the best songs i've made
minho:
chan
imma be brutally honest
are you ready
chan:
shit
ok
minho:
that song
is beautiful
it's definitely one of the best songs you've made
if i was woojin, i'd be crying thirty seconds in
the lyrics are so genuine and raw
it really shows you love and care for him
"i'm not good at relationships" headass.
fucking LIAR
chan:
it was your idea
minho:
yes, but, i'm not the one who wrote the lyrics
you're the one who took my idea and wrote the lyrics and expressed your love through those words
so therefore: boom bitch, you're just as good at relationship as i am
chan:
but you're better
minho:
bc i'm not scared of love
and that's the only difference between us
you're good at relationships, chan
and that song is beautiful
you're doing great, loser
chan:
you're becoming nicer🗿
minho:
no, i'm just in really soft hours😔
i just want to give everyone love
oh my god i should do that
catch me in the group chat
chan:
lmfao have fun
you'll be back with your boyfriend in like twenty minutes so don't worry
minho:
AYYY OKAY
but time to give love
so😔🤙
chan:
go crazy
minho:
i will😋
read @ 6:10 pm
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texting: group chat "district nine + one."
minho:
guys
i have an important announcement to make
felix
you're gay
changbin:
you love jisung
seungmin:
jisung is the love of your life
hyunjin:
you want to do nsfw things to jisung
jeongin:
you love your cats
woojin:
you want kisses
jisung:
you're a hoe
minho:
...
yes to all
BUT
THIS AINT ABOUT JISUNG
well it kind of is BUUUT
ITS NOT ABOUT JUST HIM
seungmin:
did we do something
minho:
yes
you guys existed and became my friends
and i love all of you oh so very much
and i know i'm a dickwad sometimes
and it seems like i only care about my boyfriend
but i love you all with my entire heart
and i wish the best for you guys each and every single day and your happiness is the best thing
so in conclusion: i love you all
thank you all for existing
chan:
damn that's sum gay shit
but we love you minho
seungmin:
i love you lOsER
hyunjin:
i love you mInwHORE
jeongin:
awww das so cute:(((((
i love you minnie!!🥰🥰
felix:
lmao gay ass
i love you though
changbin:
dAS GAY
AND I LOVE IT
JUST LIKE I LOVE YOU
woojin:
lee minho saying some cute shit to us
is the world ending or what
but i love you minho
soojin:
damn minho that's gay
i love you though <33
jisung:
awh baby🥰🥰🥰
da cutest boy
minho:
yeah but you're all gay and suck dick
so
felix:
and there's the minho we know and love
minho:
LMAOOOOO
AHSJSHSS
MY BOYFRIEND ISHXERE
CHAN ITHGOUGHR YOU SAIDRWRNT MINUTES
AHHHH BYE FUHS I LOVE MY BUDORNED
chan:
he got excited so damn fast
changbin:
ay at least jisung about to get all the kisses in the world
felix:
neck tattoos part two
jeongin:
yuck
i miss kkami
seungmin:
you don't miss your boyfriends
but you miss kkami
... okay
hyunjin:
that's how much we mean to innie😔
jeongin:
i mean
if i had to pick between you two or kkami
i'd pick kkami
hyunjin:
hES MY DOG
jeongin:
... and?
i miss him.
seungmin:
jeongin we're breaking up with you
jeongin:
can i at least keep kkami
hyunjin:
AGKDISJSBBSS
HES MY D O G
jeongin:
mine🥰
felix:
LOL JEONGIN IS BEING A PAIN
jeongin:
i just want kkami
seungmin:
🗿🗿🗿🗿
imma kiss hyunjin in front of you
and we're going to give you zero attention
no kisses, no hugs, no cuddles
jeongin:
ok
i'll be playing with kkami, so
hyunjin:
HHSGISSGJABAJA
THIS FOOL ONLY CARES ABOUT KKAMI
jeongin:
<kkami3
that's my heart
seungmin:
did we do something to deserve this😭😭
jeongin:
no
i just love kkami
hyunjin:
🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
this is mean
jeongin:
kkami.
changbin:
rip hyunmin
their boyfriend only cares about a dog
chan:
sUCKS
woojin baby
woojin:
mhmm?
chan:
what are you doing tomorrow
woojin:
nothing
chan:
come over baby
i have a surprise for you<333
woojin:
what time?
chan:
after school🥰🥰
woojin:
okay baby
hyunjin:
jeongin love us like that
jeongin:
is your name kkami
no
seungmin:
tHIS IS BULLSHIT KAHSJSJ
hyunjin lets go on a date without jeongin
hyunjin:
it's what he deserves
jeongin:
WAIT WHAT
NO
DONT DO THAT
BAD
MEANIE MOVES
DONT GO ON A DATE WITHOUT ME
seungmin:
so now you wanna love us🗿
jeongin:
innie was playing🥺
innie wants his boyfriends
innie is very very sowwie
hyunjin:
about time you stop being a brat smh
but we should go on a date >:D
let's go to the animal shelter man
i've been needing to buy kkami a new toy anyways
jeongin:
EEEE MORE DOGGIES
IM DOWN
seungmin:
me too!
let's do sunday🥰🥰
jeongin:
yes, sunday!:D
hyunjin:
okay babies🥰🥰
felix:
wow everyone's getting love
woochan date
hyunjeongmin date
minsung probably making out rn
changlix doing what
we need changlix
i need changlix
changbin love me
changbin:
be there in five
felix:
aAyyayaYYY
I WIN
stream hold me tight by twice🥰
authors note:
i am: excited for hyunsoo and jian's book
and i'm also excited to write the sequel to this
imma be a little evil in the sequel though
perhaps a little is an underestimation😳
OK BUT I WANNA PLAY MINECRAFT SKHDJS
also it's lightning and thundering where i live and it's so pwetty🥰🥰🥰
do you guys like lightning and thunder ?:o