messenger
texting: group chat "district nine + one."
jisung:
you ever just think about how much
you love your boyfriend
and then go,, "damn. i'm about to give
this boy the best suck ever."
soojin:
what is a suck owo
hyunjin:
...
t-thats not soojin-
felix:
oh no.
minho:
oh sh*t
jeongin:
uh oh
soojin:
well?
what is it owo
jisung:
oh god—
hey hyunsoooooo
soojin:
hi hi（＾∇＾）
what is this suck u talk about
seungmin:
...
d-don't worry about it...
i-it's okay...
soojin:
but
but
but hyunnie wants to know!:((((
i'm going to tell soojin on u all
and ask what a suck is
minho:
PLEASE DONT
woojin:
fine, if nobody's telling him then i will
a suck is what you do with lollipops!
you know how when you get a tootsie roll
you suck on it until you get to the tootsie?
that's what jisung was talking about:)
chan:
babe
that explanation just made things worse
woojin:
I TRIED
soojin:
oh :o
i like sucking!
jisung:
NO
DONT SAY THAT
DO NOT SAY THAT, SEO HYUNSOO
soojin:
:(
why not?
hyunjin:
just
please don't
for the sake of everyone
do not say that ever again
soojin:
but:(
:(((((
sucking is fun:(
jeongin:
jesus christ, han jisung
why don't you keep your mouth shut sometimes
jisung:
I DIDNT KNOW THERE WAS A GOD DAMN TEN YEAR OLD IN THE FUCKING CHAT
oh shit i mean f***ing
OH SHIT
OH SHRI
SOSHS
imma shut up now.
soojin:
:((((((
i'm telling jinnie that u r a meanie, hannie
minho:
hyunsoo
just don't say sucking ever again, okay?
people can misinterpret it the wrong way
and you will get into lots of trouble
soojin:
but what other way can u use it:(
minho:
people can misinterpret it to being
"oh wow dude you suck"
meaning you just called someone lame
and that's a meanie move!
and we don't want any meanie moves, right?
soojin:
right!
hyunnie won't say the s word anymore!
minho:
promise minmin you won't say the s word?
soojin:
hyunnie promises minmin he won't say the s word!
minho:
good, bubba:)
soojin:
(⌒▽⌒)
hyunnie has to go now!
hyunnie is sleeping over at ji's house!!
seungmin:
have fun, bubba
changbin:
have fun, our little one
felix:
i love you, hyunnie🥺❤️
chan:
bye bye, hyunnie
soojin:
okay no more bye's
hyunnie can't reply to all
so bye bye everyone !!
chan:
now we wait five seconds,,,,
jeongin:
one
hyunjin:
two
seungmin:
three
felix:
four
changbin:
five
woojin:
andddddd...
soojin:
HAN FUCKING JISUNF WHAT THE FUCK DIDNTU SAYBWITBMY LTITLEBBROTHERBON KY PHONE
woojin:
there she is
jisung:
AH HA HA
JISUNG IS OUTTIE
minho:
AND SO IS MINHO
BYE GAYS
soojin:
thank god hyunsoo's innocence remained
i would've beat someone's dumbass self today
changbin:
he's not gonna stay innocent forever, soo
soojin:
ok i don't want this talk on how one day he's gonna discover "oH mY gOd It DoEs ThAt?!" because, NO
HES TEN
LEAVE HIM ALONE
jeongin:
😔😔now you know how i feel when people decide to talk sex in here
soojin:
it's tew much
he's ten😔😔
he's still my baby boy
chan:
just letting you know right now
middle school is going to fuck with that
soojin:
SHUT UP, BALD BITCH
ION WANNA HEAR IT😭😭😭
felix:
lmaoooo she called you bald bitch
ay, soo, binnie
minecraft date?
soojin:
YES
IMMA TELL GYU TO GET ON TOO
changbin:
AYYY😔🤙
we about to have a four sum😳😳😳
wait
oops
sorry innie
jeongin:
s i g h
it's ok i'm used to it
but i'm leaving
to seungmin's house
hyunjin join pls😔😔
hyunjin:
okay baby
seungmin:
omg
boyfriend time
yeS
woojin:
channieeee<3
chan:
yes baby, you can come over
woojin:
yay :)
felix:
ok bye gays🥴
soojin:
stan twice
authors note:
i pwomise jian and hyunsoo are gonna be da next chapter🥺🥺🥺🥺