messenger
texting: group chat "district nine + one."
minho:
i want another cat
seungmin:
don't you have enough
minho:
no
you can never have enough cats
i want more cats
felix:
jisung could be your cat😩
put a choker on him🥴
purr just for you
jeongin:
G R O U P C H A T
THIS IS THE G R O U P C H A T
GROUP CHAT
REPEAT AFTER ME:
GROUP. CHAT.
felix:
...
anyway
i'm sure he'd be the best cat;)))
minho:
...
for someone thats interested in nearly everything, i'm highly disgusted.
soojin:
i-
f-felix
are you a furry
felix:
LMAOSJ WHAT NO
soojin:
...
binnie-
changbin:
LMFAOOOOO
no he's not😭
he just says wack shit
jisung:
ew, felix
nothing against furries... maybe...
but ew what the fuck
chan:
the fuck does felix do in his free time—
minho:
changbin
actually wait
jisung.
jisung:
IT WAS A DREAM
IT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE
minho:
ok cheater
seungmin:
are you ever going to let that die
minho:
who do you think i am
i hold grudges for a living
felix:
yo he said "that could've been better" though
why don't you just drop it already😭
minho:
because he's a cheater.
jisung:
innie
who are you with rn
jeongin:
i'm studying, so, nobody
jisung:
cool
study
don't come back
wait until three hours maybe
jeongin:
kk
bye guys
thanks for the warning ji😔🤙
soojin:
jian
what
oH
OH
SORRY IM DUMB
HYUNSOO CALLS JIAN, JI, OOPS
ignore me
hyunjin:
eEEE WAIT
BABY
I LOVE YOU
STUDY HARD
seungmin:
^^
i love you innie🥺🥰
jeongin:
i love you both
bye bye
woojin:
wait why'd you tell innie to leave
jisung:
because someone here is trying to turn the conversation into a rated r topic
minho:
nuh uh
i'm just saying you're a cheater
jisung:
i cant control my dreams
and neither can you
because i know if you could
you would've topped
minho:
...
ok cheater.
changbin:
minho, it's a dream
it's not going to happen
minho:
he's a cheater
hyunjin:
minho's the type of person to wake up mad at someone if he didn't like what they did in his dream
chan:
he really is
someone could not high five him back and he'll hold a grudge against them when he wakes up
minho:
i'm not that petty
soojin:
you're holding a grudge against hannie for not being able to control his dreams—
minho:
because he cheated>:(
jisung:
holy fuck
a few nights ago, i had a dream of us
and yes, you topped
so you can quit whining now
i'm sorry i know this is the group chat😔
minho:
>:)
i win
who wins
minho wins
changbin:
why are you apologizing for knowing it's the group chat—
hyunjin:
yeah
innie's gone, so
the rest of us don't really care
they're literally the next you and felix
jisung:
nuh uh
we have yet to you kNoW
felix:
i'm genuinely surprised you guys haven't
and i'm surprised you haven't gotten any nEcK tAtToOs again
minho:
i want to
the neck tattoo part
not the other part
we're waiting for that one
soojin:
then do it you hoe
you're literally a hoe
what's stopping you
minho:
jisung grabbing my face
jisung:
LMAOOOOOO
changbin:
jisung stop being a pussy and let your mans tat you up
chan:
you guys know you can say hickey
right
seungmin:
it's a weird word though
and neck tattoo makes me laugh, so
jisung:
mhmmm
minho is so needy, ew
soojin:
hannie
have you seen yourself
possibly looked in the mirror
you're just as needy as him
if not more
jisung:
he's ugly😤
needy brat
so gross
minho:
meanie:(
felix:
ay you lil shit
go give minho some love
jisung:
no thank you
i don't want cooties
minho:
jisung's being mean:(
seungmin:
kick him
jisung:
that fucker actually did it
i'm leaving this room again😔
i just wanted him to go into sub hours😔
minho:
bullying me into them ISNT NICE
jisung:
it's efficient though
you start getting whiny if i do
minho:
because you're being meaaan
and my feelings get an ouchie:(
jisung:
i did it boys😎
soojin:
and girl😔
felix:
birls
goys
bogirls
gobirls!!!
chan:
are you high
felix:
a little bit
woojin:
ACTUALLY?
felix:
blame changbin
changbin:
IT WAS NOT MY FAULT
felix:
WHO KEEPS A WRAPPED BROWNIE OUT IN THE OPEN. OBVUOUSLY IM GONNS EAT IT
hyunjin:
...
felix
you should know if it's wrapped
it's most likely an edible
felix:
sell blame changbin
not my lfoblem
why does my spelling always kiss me goodbye when i get high
oh it fidntin that eentence
nevermind
seungmin:
changbin why'd you allow this
changbin:
i wasn't in the room
i was going to the bathroom
and when i came back
this dumbass had the brownie in his mouth
felix:
ge got mad
ok i nred to stop tecting bc i cant spell
bye😔🤙😩
woojin:
this kid
oh my god
chan:
have fun taking care of him changbin
changbin:
i won't
bye guys😔😔
soojin:
i didn't know felix did those things
nvm i just remembered him talking about how his mom flushed "nemo in plant form"
minho:
yeah he's a dummy dumb
why won't jisung cuddle me
i'm sad, i just want love
jisung:
i'm waiting
minho:
for what>:(
jisung:
for you to get whiny
minho:
:(((((
this is meanie moves
seungmin:
jisung, are you sure he's not whiny enough
jisung:
yes
he needs to be more whiny
minho:
i'm about to just cling onto him
force him to love me
hyunjin:
minho's duality
earlier he was saying he wants to give jisung hickeys but now he's whining over not being cuddled
jisung:
i activated his sub hours🥰
they're so cute pls
minho:
love
love me
i want love
give me love
love me
now
pls
jisung please
get it
because you're pwetty 🥺
love me.
hyunjin:
this is making me want my boys
baby, do you know where jeongin is studying at?
seungmin:
i think he's at his house, bubba
hyunjin:
say i pick you up and we go visit jeongin?
seungmin:
no
hyunjin:
oh
okay i guess
seungmin:
you pick me up, give me a few kisses, then we visit jeongin and tackle him w love >:D
LMG BABY WQIT
IM SOTRY I FUDNT TYPE THAT FAST SNOUGH
ARE TOU OKAY OMG
IM SORRY
I LOVE YOU
hyunjin:
i loved you
by day6
seungmin:
listen here, angelic boy
you can't just uno reverse on me😡
please pick me up, i wanna give you lots of love:(
hyunjin:
i am, baby
i'll see you in five:)
seungmin:
yayaya okay
i love you🥺🥺
hyunjin:
i love you, bub
bye gays
chan:
eee
i'm gonna go cuddle woojin
real life teddy bear🥰
okay byebye
woojin:
bye ^^
minho:
i'm gonna go force jisung to love me
jisung:
😎😎😎
living lavishly
bye gayS
soojin:
i guess i'll sleep then
peace
authors note:
:(
:((((((((((((((
please pray for me guys🥺
nothings wrong, i just have a badly broken heart with how much i miss my baby boy already