messenger
texting: group chat "district nine + one."
soojin:
my parents literally just now told me
"hey soojin, we're going on a business trip to japan for two weeks, please take care of your little brother and your dog while we're gone. we'll send you money when you need it."
like bruh i cant even take care of myself,, how do you expect me to take care of hyunsoo and fluffy—
THEY LEAVE TONIGHT IM SO
WHAT THE FUCK
jisung:
fluffy won't be too hard to take care of
hyunsoo might be though, like he'd probably wanna go to places and spend money and be picky with what he eats
soojin:
he's been wanting to go to the park lately
i'll probably take him there a few times then
but they're telling me they're leaving a good amount of money for us and if it's not enough, then just call and they'll send me more
woojin:
at least they're not leaving you guys broke
soojin:
that's true
minho:
get your boyfriend to help take care of hyunsoo
soojin:
he's not my boyfriend >:(
i still haven't even told him i liked him
felix:
you don't need to tell him
the way you look at him tells him
chan:
shit
that hurt
lmfaoooo i want love
seungmin:
you're acting like a whole woojin doesn't exist
soojin:
hold up a minute
—
texting: chan
soojin:
we whispering bitch
secret time
chan:
wait why
soojin:
because you and woojin need to stop fucking around and just start dating already
chan:
but i'm terrified of commitment
that shits fucking scary
relationships are scary
you can give someone your all, and they will still fuck with you and your mind and hurt you so bad
soojin:
i know, trust me, i know
i've experienced it first hand
but if i can give relationships another shot, you can definitely give relationships at least one shot
if it doesn't go well with woojin, then you can just go back to being friends w benefits type of shit
chan:
i just really don't want my heart broken, you know?
soojin:
i know.
but sometimes it happens, which fucking sucks
but we can't control the way people feel about us
if they fall out of love, then they fall out of love
we can't chase them to come back, because it'll only make the situation worse on both sides
sometimes in life we have to put ourselves out there and do things we're afraid of doing just for the experience of it and see how we feel about it
if it doesn't go well, then you don't have to put yourself through that ever again
and blame the group chat, not me-
chan:
LMAO, i'll definitely blame the group
but, it's just terrifying
like, yeah i kind of want something more with woojin, but it's just stressful thinking about "what if we don't work"
soojin:
i know it's hard to do, but don't think of anything but the now of the relationship and enjoy your time with him. if you think too much of the future and keep filling your head with "they're just gonna leave me" then it's obviously gonna fuck with you and make you feel like they'll definitely leave you, and that's not okay.
like of course we don't know their intentions, but just enjoy the time while you have it and try not to overwhelm yourself in that situation
chan:
thank you for this, soojin
i think i'll give it a shot, and if it fucks up,, then i'm blaming the group chat
soojin:
you're welcome!
also, yes, definitely blame the group
chan:
i'll pin most of the blame on minho
soojin:
LMFAO DO IT
HE KEEPS BULLYING ME
chan:
we call him meanhoe for a reason
also, soojin,
take your own advice
soojin:
what do you mEaN
chan:
what do i mean?
bruh you're not dating mingyu yet
and why is that, hm?
soojin:
...
see this conversation is about YOU
and i would not like it to be about me
so i will have to kindly pass you on that offer and hit you with that skip card and uno reverse
chan:
take your own advice bitch
soojin:
no, YOU take my advice!
chan:
i am taking your advice
now you take your advice
soojin:
my names jared
i'm nineteen
and i've never learned how to fucking read
chan:
oh my god
you're impossible
soojin:
hehehe
okay no more whispering
return to the group chat sir
chan:
yes ma'am
read @ 6:30 pm
—
texting: group chat "district nine + one."
felix:
MORHERFUCJER
I BROKE MY CONTROLLER
IM GONNA RUCKING CRY
hyunjin:
how the fuck did you break your controller
felix:
perhaps i spilt water into the charging port part of the controller—
minho:
god damnit it felix
seungmin:
you aren't fix it felix
you're break it felix
jeongin:
LMAOSJSKSJ
hyunjin:
BAHAHDJSJSK
changbin:
THATS SO WRONG AHHAAHAH
jisung:
have you tried putting it in rice
minho:
did you throw ramen at it
woojin:
did you try to turn it off and on
felix:
HHHH IM SO DEVASTATED
I WANTED TO PLAY MY GAMES
jisung:
i thought changbin was coming over
felix:
he left earlier
FaMiLy DiNnEr EvEnT
changbin:
babe, i-
smh
felix:
THIS IS Y O U R FAULT
IF YOU DIDNT LEAVE
I WOULDNT HAVE GOTTEN BORED
AND I WOULDNT HAVE HAD TO FELT THE URGE TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES
changbin:
baby you're a pain in my ass
felix:
🥺🥺🥺🥺
please i'm so sad
i'm going to cry over this
soojin:
what happened while i was gone
jisung:
felix's dumbass broke his controller
felix:
YOU SETBA FUCKING KITCHEN ON FIRE
SHUT THE FUCK UP
seungmin:
pov: you're felix's phone and the photo is felix rn
soojin:
LMFAOOOO SEUNGMIN
STOP BEING SO MEAN SKSJJSS
seungmin:
seungmean😎
minho:
also felix rn
felix:
SROP FUKCING BUKKYING ME
hyunjin:
the tears must be in his way
it's why he can't spell
changbin:
ohh my god
baby, the event ended a while ago
i'll come over soon, just let me buy you a new controller first
felix:
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
can you please drown me in kissies too
i'm sad:(((
changbin:
yes baby
felix:
thank you🥺🥺
chan:
felix's bottom energy = strong
anyway
woojin
woojin:
hm?
felix:
cAN YIUBNOT BUKLY MW
soojin:
FELIX SHUT UP THE PARENTS ARE TALKING
chan:
,,,,
anyway!
are you freeeeeee
for like a uhhhh
more than a friend type hang out thing
minho:
i feel the nervousness from here
jisung:
a date.
it's called a date.
chan:
shut the fuck up i don't know how to do this shit
soojin:
HEs tRYING LEAVE HIM ALONE
woojin:
LMAO
CHAN
are you asking me out
chan:
i think so, yeah
you don't have to say yes
but it'd be really cool if you did
seungmin:
PLEASE THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING
hyunjin:
i cant fucking look
someone help him
woojin:
stop it, his nervousness is really cute
i'll go out with you chan, yeah
chan:
oh shit
really
cool
um
soojin help
soojin:
LMAO I GOT YOU
woojin, would you like to accompany chan into going to the han river at 8 pm for a late-dinner picnic?
woojin:
tell chan i would love to do that
soojin:
chan, woojin would love to do that
seungmin:
SJAKHAAHGDJAHSHS
SOOJIN JUST MADE ME BURST INTO LAUGHTER PMEASE OFN
chan:
okay😎
i'll pick you up at 7:30 then😎
woojin:
mkay!
jeongin:
IS IT DONE YET
I GOT REALLY BAD SECOND HANDED EMBARRASSMENT
soojin:
YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN OH MY GOD
yes it's done,,, and now these grandpa's are going on a date
jisung:
now it's your turn to date mingyu
soojin:
oop, gotta go guys!
my parents are leaving to their flight
yeet
minho:
felix you're no longer allowed to hang out with her
you got her saying yeet now
felix:
at least i taught her well
whenever there's a problem, just yeet yourself away
seungmin:
that's not a good coping mechanism
but you know what is?
blasting congratulations/i loved you/colors in your ears as tears fall down your face
stan day6, bye
authors note:
bruh voices was almost rejected🥺
i'm so glad it wasn't because that's my favorite song by them, like it's just so hhhhhh i love love love it
voices, 3rd eye, hero's soup >>>>>>
i still wanna hear the full version of 3racha's i am you,,, like HHHHHHH PLEASE DROP IT:(((((((
anyways, be prepared for some woochan content🥴