messenger
texting: group chat "district nine + one."
felix:
jisung has a professionally self personalized neck tattoo, caused by the one and only, lee minho
soojin, mingyu, and i all saw it
jeongin:
you gave him a h*****
chan:
it's okay to say hickey, jeongin
minho:
...
no.
my cat attacked him.
on his neck.
coincidentally.
...
jisung:
i don't know what that is
i'm blind and cant read
the attack was vicious
dori is wilding out here
chan:
look at you two
advancing in the relationship
everyone act surprised
seungmin:
gasp!
woojin:
cue the dramatic music
hyunjin:
cue a dramatic faint
changbin:
i am: shocked!
how could they ever!
those gays!
jisung:
this counts as harassment
and bullying
i'm reporting you
and calling your mothers
felix:
i'm a proud father, wdym
my children are growing up
minho:
i just got carried away
it won't happen again😖
felix:
yeah aight
it'll probably happen again in a month
minho:
sTOPPKEHSKJ
i just missed his kisses okay
and then maybe i travelled a little
BUT IT WONT HAPPEN AGAIN
changbin:
lmao what were your parents reactions
jisung:
they didn't care
they just went, "as long as you two are being safe about it, then we're okay with it."
hyunjin:
the support😩
does minho have a matching neck tattoo😳
jisung:
i was in full bottom hours
you think i could've just switched
hell no, i was enjoying the attention
chan:
LMFAOOOOO
BOTTOM
seungmin:
bottom lives matter, bitch
felix:
^^^
don't disrespekt us
put respekt on our name!
changbin:
jisung:
STOP BULLYING
YOU BITCH
minho:
bottoms ain't shit
tops run the world
felix:
without bottoms, tops wouldn't get SHIT
BOTTOMS run the world
woojin:
are we really arguing over this
chan:
tops are superior and hold more power
seungmin:
EVER HEARD OF A POWER BOTTOM BITCH
woojin:
...we're really arguing over this
okay
jeongin:
i'm just gonna eat my popcorn
minho:
nobody here is a power bottom
seungmin:
YOU KNOW WHAT
YOURE A BITCH
A BIG OLD BITCH
hyunjin:
the bottom whines
something they're extra good at
felix:
YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING MEAN
bottom lives matter🥺🥺
minho:
bottoms deserve no rights
they can't fend for themselves
jisung:
fuck off you switch
I GIVE YOU TOP PRIVILEGES ONE TIME
ONE FUCKING TIME
AND YOURE ACTING LIKE A FULL TIME TOP
BULLYING SEUNGMIN, FELIX, AND I
RUDE ASS BITCH
minho:
i might as well be a full time top
when's the last time you were one?
jisung:
IM SO MAD
hyunjin:
of course you are
bottoms are easily offended
felix:
NO WE ARE NOT
chan:
then why you complaining
felix:
...
SHUT UP
SKDJDJSJSBAMA
changbin:
we've summoned the angry keyboard smash
seungmin:
day6 wouldn't fucking treat me like this
i'm going to start a petition
where bottom lives should be taken into consideration and should be given love
AND NOT BULLIED
soojin:
what the fuck is going on
chan:
the bottoms are whining
because we said their lives don't matter
and that tops run the world
soojin:
...
what did bottoms ever do to you
stop being a bully
changbin:
shut it, bottom
soojin:
shut it, homo
i'm a switch
minho:
ew the hetero entered the chat
soojin:
I FUCKING B R E A T H E D
jeongin:
did this chat just suddenly become the third world war
woojin:
i genuinely believe so
felix:
i'm so mad
tops are fucking bullies
WHAT DID WE EVER DO TO DESERVE SHIT
changbin:
not be a top
minho:
^
hyunjin:
^
chan:
^
seungmin:
hyunjin i'm gonna put you on boyfriend timeout
hyunjin:
do it, bottom.
seungmin:
ok fuck you
bye
hyunjin:
WAit baby
i was kidding pls omg
seungmin:
do y'all hear smth
hyunjin:
BABY I WAS KIDDING
seungmin:
guys i swear
there's a ghost in the chat
hyunjin:
baby,, stop
please i'm sorry
innie, babe, help me out here
jeongin:
nah
bc i feel kinda attacked too
switch & bottom lives matter
stop bullying us for it
hyunjin:
hhhhh
seungmin, baby, please
seungmin:
say it.
hyunjin:
say what
seungmin:
say. it.
you know what i'm talking about.
now say it.
hyunjin:
i'm not saying it
seungmin:
OKAY BYEBYE,,
PRIVILEGES: LOST
hyunjin:
FUCK
FINE
bottom lives matter
seungmin:
say it like you mean it.
hyunjin:
... no
seungmin:
so jeongin, should we find a new boyfriend?
hyunjin:
WAIT NO NO NO
bottom lives are the bestest lives and they matter more than top lives
top lives are shit because tops just bully their bottoms when they should give them love
bottom lives are superior
and bottoms run the world
seungmin:
🥰🥰🥰
okay your rights are back, and you're off boyfriend time out
felix:
"bottoms can't fend for themselves"
LOOK MINHO, LOOK
HYUNJIN JUST GOT TOLD BY A BOTTOM
AND YOU SAY WE CANT FEND FOR OURSELVES
BITCH
jeongin:
we hold the superiority
bottoms & switches >>>>>>>>
jisung:
i see nothing but facts
woojin:
i can't believe i just witnessed an entire argument over this shit
every single day it's something new with you guys
i don't even know why i'm surprised anymore
soojin:
introducing this entire group chat to mingyu is my worst fear because i feel like you guys will scare him off with how you act together
when you guys are alone it's fine, but introducing you guys as a whole is a chaotic mess
like i have a visual of something that'll probably happen this summer
jeongin:
what is it
soojin:
jisung tries to cook something, but he accidentally starts a fire, you just start screaming loudly, seungmin just stands there like "lol you fucking dumbass", chan tries to be responsible by putting the fire out, changbin goes wild and grabs all the blankets and tries to fan the fire away, hyunjin tries to help by putting his water on top of it, woojin just watches what goes down, minho sits there: eating what isn't on fire and watching the chaotic mess, and felix just fortnite dances the chaotic mess away
chan:
...
hyunjin:
...
woojin:
...
minho:
...
jisung:
...
felix:
...
soojin:
i-
GUYS.
PLEASE DONT TELL ME THIS HAS ACTUALLY AND ALREADY FUCKINF HAPPENED
jisung:
i'm banned from the kitchen now
seungmin:
HE SET RAMEN ON FIRE
BECAUSE HE FORGOT TO PUT WATER IN THERE,, AND MISREAD THE TIME AND DID IT FOR SIX MINUTES LIKE ARE YOU SJWKEHE
soojin:
damn.
it really is something new every single day with you guys,, i'm not surprised tbh
jisung you're a dummy
jisung:
shut up het
soojin:
shut up bottom
jisung:
BITCH
GO LOOK IN THE MIRROR
soojin:
i see a lesbian switching queen
put respekt on my name
jeongin:
i don't think i can call you the lesbian queen anymore,,, you got a boyfriend now
soojin:
we're not dating yet
pls i promise i'm still gay
i'm just gay with a kinda almost boyfriend
minho:
you're a fake gay
soojin:
CHAN HAS GIRLS AFTER HIM
WHY DONT YOU GIVE HIM SHIT
WHY AM I THE ONE BEING CALLED HET
IF IM A HET, CHAN'S A HET TOO
chan:
ok het
soojin:
fuck you guys
i'm going back to mingyu
changbin:
let's get a f in the chat for her ex crush
f
felix:
f
seungmin:
f
jeongin:
f
hyunjin:
f
woojin:
f
chan:
f
minho:
f
jisung:
f
soojin:
...
i hate you all
minho:
that's homophobia
soojin:
...
seungmin:
in conclusion, stan day6
authors note:
i'm looking like booboo the fool for saying i'll go to bed once i post last chapter— look at you now, jay, updating again
YOU CLOWN🤡