messenger
texting: group chat "district nine + one."
soojin:
HOLY FUCK
I JUST WALKED BY THE PRETTIEST GIRL
DAMN SHE WAS HOT
seungmin:
did you say hi?!
hyunjin:
did you get her number???
jeongin:
did you introduce yourself?!
soojin:
damn right i did
i walked up to the mirror and went
"hey sexy, how you doing?"
woojin:
...
i don't want to laugh.
felix:
BAHAHAAHAHA
IM LAUGHING, IDC
THAT WAS FUNNY
chan:
that's completely minho's energy
minho:
she is my best friend for a reason
jisung:
i need to break up this friendship man
she's becoming minho's twin
changbin:
it was funny though
soojin:
hannie don't be jealous of minmin and i>:(!
we have a better relationship
jisung:
you're the one who made him cry over a dog
minho:
no
you both did.
jisung:
okay well
you wouldn't have cried if she fed him herself
minho:
I WOULDNT HAVE CRIED IF YOU GUYS TOLD ME HE WAS GONNA BE OKAY
jisung:
lmao he just angrily typed that
that was so funny to watch
soojin:
i-it was jisung's idea to watch you suffer
minho:
yeah because he's a fucking sadist
jisung:
nuuuhh uuhhhh
soojin:
shut up
you waited until he cried to comfort him
jisung:
YOU DEADASS STOOD THERE
WATCHING ME CALM HIM DOWN
I HEARD YOU GIGGLE TOO
soojin:
I DIDNT GIGGLE
minho:
you did, you giggled
you guys are such bullies
soojin:
yeah
anyway
hyunsoo came crying to me earlier
jeongin:
what :(
over what :(
soojin:
he misses minho
jisung:
wait wtf
what about me
soojin:
he likes your boyfriend better
felix:
LMFAOOOO
woojin:
oh shit LMAO
chan:
HAHAHA POOR JISUNG
seungmin:
oop—
changbin:
don't we all🥴
minho:
LMFAOOO
i miss hyunsoo too
jisung:
that little fucking shit
minho:
babe this is how it's gonna be in the future
obviously our kids will like me more
so get used to it
jisung:
i will bribe our kids.
minho:
then you'll just be getting fake love
and they won't love you but instead
they'll love your money;)
jisung:
you know what—
as long as i have your love i'm fine🥺
minho:
sssgkzhdjks
soft hours: activated
soojin:
let's ruin it
jeongin:
NO
I LIKE SOFT HOURS
SOFT HOURS IS CUTE
soojin:
i'm going to ruin it.
felix:
no you not
soojin:
yes i am
what's stopping me
changbin:
soojin:
OH MY GOD
MY PRETTY LITTLE PRINCESS
woojin:
that is what's stopping you
seungmin:
hey did anyone do park's homework
woojin:
lmao i forgot you guys had him
chan:
^^^ goodluck guys
jeongin:
wait shoot
i forgot we had homework
hyunjin:
... i didn't even know we had weekend homework
felix:
well.
fuck.
minho:
wait what
what the fuck
he assigned homework?
changbin:
jisung:
looks like we're all dying tomorrow😎
soojin:
i'll make sure jisung's and minho's graves are right next to each other🥴
minho:
thanks jinjin🥺
seungmin:
as long as he plays day6 before he kills me, i'm fine
chan:
lmao you guys won't die
he'll just probably give you guys a quiz
jeongin:
THATS WORSE
minho:
strict teachers 101🥴
authors note:
so i was on twitter and i saw this:
and i have something to say
yixing is me rn because iF stays don't stop sleeping on my baby,, i wILL PERSONALLY BURST INTO THEIR HOUSE AND FORCE THEM TO WATCH HIS SKZ PLAYER VIDEO😡😡
stop sleeping on my bubba's talent😡😡