messenger
texting: group chat "district nine + one."
soojin:
guys i miss minho and jisung
a fucking lot
i was just going through my camera roll
and i saw this photo
and i realized how much i miss my soft boys
i'm gonna fucking cry
minho:
we miss you too
we were looking back at the photos we took earlier
this night was the best night
even though we got scared by the haunted house
okay but i honestly miss malaysia
and i miss hyunsoo🥺and fluffy🥺
hyunjin:
jesus christ
the holy trinity
woojin:
i just realized how powerful you three are together
soojin:
WAIT HOLD ON
THIS BITCH
HE SAID HE MISSES MY DOG AND MY BROTHER
minho:
I SAID I MISSED YOU TOO
soojin:
BUT YOU WANNA FOCUS ON MY DOG AND MY BROTHER
minho:
this is why you and jisung are most definitely 100% related
YOU BE ACTING THE FUCKIG SAME
I SAID I MISSED YOU
jisung:
HEY WHY AM I BEING DRAGGED INTO THIS
chan:
woojin: "you three are powerful together"
the three: *currently arguing*
soojin:
hmph:(
minho:
jinjin, stop
you know i miss you
both jisung and i miss you a lot
soojin:
but you guys would prefer fluffy and hyunsoo over me
jisung:
i mean yeah i'd prefer hyunsoo but i had to settle with you so-
minho:
hAN FUCKNG JISUNG
jisung:
MINHO FUCKING JISUNG*
felix:
:O
seungmin:
h-he
he did it.
he pulled a minho move on mINHO
changbin:
woojin:
chan:
jeongin:
hyunjin:
soojin:
i should be mad at jisung
bUT YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKING EXTRA THAT IM LAUGHING SO HARD AND I CANT EVEN BE MAD
minho:
LMFAOOOOO JISUNG FELL OFF THE BED FROM HOW HARD HE WAS LAUGHING
soojin:
i cant take any of your extra asses seriously anymore oh my god😭😭you guys constantly make a big deal over everything but it's the funniest thing ever
YO WAIT CHAN IS THAT YOU
chan:
yeah
soojin:
ay woojin
would you mind if i became one of his hoes too👉🏼👈🏼
woojin:
no lmao
we're not reserved for each other
be his hoe🤪🤪
felix:
WHAT ABOUT US
WHAT ABOUT EVERYTHING WE'VE BEEN THROUGH
soojin:
shut up you have a boyfriend
wHO IS SCARY WHEN HES MAD
felix:
changbin what did you do.
changbin:
i have no idea what she's talking about—
jisung:
changbin what the fuck did you do to my cousin
changbin:
she's talking nonsense
i'm an angel
soojin:
no you're not.
you're satan.
hyunjin:
wait what did changbin do
changbin:
nothing!
seungmin:
changbin.
changbin:
nothing!!!!
woojin:
seo changbin.
soojin:
WAIT YOURE A FELLOW SEO
AND YOURE OUT HERE BEING SATAN TO ME
changbin:
wait your last name is seo
i thought it was han
jisung:
not every cousin has the same last name..
okay but what did you do to my cousin
changbin:
i (maybe) threatened to buy twice tickets for when she comes for her and her little boyfriend
and then rip it in their faces
felix:
:O
SATAN.
MY SOOJINNIE DOESNT DESERVE THAT THREAT
soojin:
i know right😖😖
you're dating satan himself
minho:
actually wooyoung is
jisung:
wdym
san is a complete angel
minho:
yeah but have you seen him perform
he goes from its nice to meet you sir uwu to yeah, your son calls me daddy too ùwú
chan:
is that an evil uwu
minho:
yes, it is.
his persona completely changes on stage
seungmin:
he is a really amazing dancer though
jisung:
i love san ngl
felix:
ugh me too
him and mingi are the cutest friends
changbin:
ok but san and wooyoung are a cute ass couple too
soojin:
who are we talking about—
woojin:
silver hair boy is san, black hair boy is wooyoung
brown hair boy is mingi, and even though we aren't talking about him— the light brown hair boy is seonghwa who's one of my best friends
soojin:
wait san looks like a baby
how is he satan
jeongin:
OH MY GOD WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SAN
IM LATE TO THIS CONVO BUT HI
I HAVE MY MATH CLASS WITH HIM
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
HE DANCES SO WELL
T A L E N T
soojin:
i know his neck just went: SNAP💥
wait why does he have dark hair in that
jeongin:
he dyed it!
he used to have black hair with red highlights
but now it's blonde/silver!
he's one of my BESSTTTT friends
we're called dimple twins in math!
hyunjin:
this is so cute seeing innie talk about san omg
i'm so soft
seungmin:
i know right🥺
jeongin:
i love san! (≧∀≦)
when you come here for the summer, i'll introduce you to him!
soojin:
sounds like a plan:,)
jeongin:
yay!
i'm gonna go tell san >.<
minho:
wait guys
why don't we just create a group chat with san's group of friends
chan:
oH MY GOD THAT WOULDNBE CHATOIC
soojin:
HOLY FUCKNG SHIT
HE USES CAPS
AND HE DOES TYPOS
WOWZOSJSKSK
seungmin:
that would be extremely chaotic though
besides we need to get closer to them
minho:
okay you party pooper>:(
jeongin:
uh oh
i kind of forgot it was three in the morning
and i woke up sannie—
he's not mad though
but i feel bad
woojin:
wait it's three?
oh shit, it's three.
hyunjin:
oh wow
oKAY GUYS TIME TO GO TO BED
felix:
but i'm not TIRED
changbin:
i'll pull a minho and tuck you in
felix:
i'm tired🥰
soojin:
BAHAHAAH
okie goodnight gays
sleep well everyone
jisung:
goodnight!
and remember:
minho:
LMFAOOOOO
I LOVE THAT
hyunjin:
I SAID GO TO BED NOT MAKE ME LAUGH SKSK
seungmin:
OHHMYMGODJDJS KSKS
GOODNIGHT GUYS GO TO BED
woojin:
LMAO GOODNIGHT
soojin:
i hate you all—
authors note:
hhhh okay so i got to dm you guys and wOw you guys are so so sweet and i love talking to you guys
a few of you told me that you were shy to talk to me/dm me so if you ever feel shy but do want to talk to me,, you can always just comment and i'll definitely slide into your dms to make things easier for you! also know my dms are open at any time!!
OKAY BUT LIKE CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING—
BLONDE MINHO.
I. LITERALLY. LOVE. HIM.
SO MANY OF MY FRIENDS SENT ME THE RECENT POSTS ON STRAY KIDS INSTAGRAM AND I WAS LAUGHING BC EVERYONE DOES THAT
also one of my other friends came up w a plan:
poor hyunjin bro—
anyways i love straykids, blonde minho, and all of you beautiful bubs🥰🥰🥰
MWAHH